Skyrim Guards React to Player's Skills

I always thought that the honeyed words one was because I completed the thieve's guild and bribed the guards. Didn't realize it was my speechcraft skill

I like how the one handed reply is damn near always done by someone wielding a 2 handed weapon

"The Best Offense is a Good Defense, Am I right?" is for Heavy Armor?
I thought it is for my Blocking or Alteration Skills

I always rob the guards that accuse me of pickpocketing.

They should have given a few quests for the guards, like delivering stuff for them and enchanting, improving their weapons.

It would actually be really cool if a guard will let you enchant their weapons or even let you upgrade theirs at the forge.

so if they can tell you've done a crime by your skill level, why don't they just arrest the player character?
"Hands to yourself, sneak thief." why not bring them in for interrogation, or straight up arrest them
i may be crazy be at least i'm not sheogorath

the restoration guard has a nice voice

I've heard the ale and bed lines so many times lol

my jobcase carrer couch loves my love for it.

I hear the sneak and pickpocket ones all the time

My current character has over 140 speech, why don’t I hear the speechcraft one more?