DIRECT TV: "Get Rid Of Cable" - The Full Compilation

When you have cable and all data is deleted, you get mad.
When you get mad, inanimate objects* (Cheeseburger, Flashlight, Soccer Ball, Bonsai Tree & Plunger) destroy your life.
When inanimate objects destroy your life, you get to stay up late.
When you get to stay up late, you watch too much Nina's world** episodes.
When you watch too much nina's world episodes, you find a car that is deadly.
When you find a car that is deadly, you find your way back home singing "Take Your Time" by sam hunt.
When you find your way back home singing "Take Your Time" by sam hunt, the song keeps playing over and over again day after day.
When the song keeps playing over and over again day after day, you find the CyBeR cAfE.
When you find the CyBeR cAfE, they dye your hair orange.
When they dye your hair orange, you are rewarded a push pop!
When you are rewarded a push pop, you eat play-doh with your disabled preschool classmate.
When you eat play-doh with your disabled preschool classmate, you get cooties.
When you get cooties, your hair stays orange.
When your hair stays orange, you get to find a wrestling arena.
When you get to find a wrestling arena, your hair rots back to brown.
When your hair rots back to brown, you wake up realizing it's just a dream.
When you wake up realizing it's just a dream, you comb your hair.
When you comb your hair, you dye it orange again.
When you dye it orange again, you take a shower.
When you take a shower, your disabled preschool classmate makes you dirty.
When your disabled preschool classmate makes you dirty, you shave for 5 minutes.
When you shave for 5 minutes, you wash your chest.
When you wash your chest, you get dressed.
When you get dressed, your clothes are just dope***.
When your clothes are just dope, you don't go to school.
And when you don't go to school, you attend your wrestling audition as a girl named Gigi Dolin.



Don't attend your wrestling audition as a girl named Gigi Dolin. Get rid of cable and upgrade to directv. Call 1-800-DirecTV.
And watch transformers: botbots, 7 days a week on glitch network.



*Fools, they are Botbots, Fools.
**under license of nbcuniversal.
***you are wearing ben 10 underwear, domino's socks, skechers slip ins, yellow under armor shorts, nike black shirt, blue jacket with white sleeves, green and yellow fingerless gloves, and a red cap with some symbol on it.

That last one was awful

I too woild be upset if I walked in in my parents having an orgy

“People think you’re going tough” bus thugs glare People wanna see HOW tough”. *running away from bus thugs*. lol I want the entire story!

“Don’t get body slammed by a lowland gorilla”. lol. I think that was silverback. That’s even worse

My favorite will always be "Don't Have Your House Explode"

Just as funny as the first time. Philly p shiftly is my alter ego.

🔥🔥🔥

This might be unrelated, but I'm still deminonbinary. Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss these commercials 😢💔

Prime example of a Slippery Slope Fallacies haha

GET RID OF CABLE DIRECTV commercials 2012

How does this not have a million views?! This is gigabrain levels of marketing

When you wait forever for the cable guy, you start yelling.
When you start yelling, decepticons.
When decepticons, you eat tidy cats litter.
When you eat tidy cats litter, it doesn't taste good.
When it doesn't taste good, you begin puking.
When you begin puking, you time travel to a cold halloween night 2010.
When you time travel to a cold halloween night in 2010, you see a 14 year old girl take a shower.
When you see a 14 year old girl take a shower, her 10 year old brother murders her.
When her 10 year old brother murders her, he is sentenced for 15 years in prison.
When he is sentenced for 15 years in prison, he escapes prison as a 25 year old man 15 years later.
When he escapes prison as a 25 year old man 15 years later, he takes over the entire town.
And when he takes over the entire town, halloween is banned in the entire town.
Don't have halloween banned in the entire town. Get rid of cable and save up to 15% on live sports with directv.

The memories of my late 20s and me buying my first house and my old job being good company. Been 10-11 years already. 11 years ago these commercials started airing in 2012 that I remember anyways.

When the cables goes out you get bored
When you're bored you start new hobbies
When you start new hobbies you get good at those hobbies
When you get good at those hobbies you get accepted at hope peak academy
When you get accepted to hope peak academy you get put into a killing game
When you get put into a killing game you get stressed
When you get stressed you snap and kill
When you snap and kill, you get exposed
And when you get exposed, a bear bakes you until creamy
Don't let a bear bake you until creamy
Get rid of cable and get direct TV now

When I was in 8th grade, my English teacher showed me this

Best commercials ever 😂😂😂😂

Who’s still watching this in 2023?

these r so fuckin funny

When your cable goes off, you get crazy.
When you get crazy, 2 people drag you away.
When two people drag your way, they lock you in a room, a rubber room, that’s filled with rats.
When they lock you in the rubber room filled with rats, you go crazy for the second time in the commercial.
When you go crazy for the second time in a commercial, you get stuck in an infinite loop of craziness.
Don’t get stuck in an infinite loop of craziness. Get rid of cable. Switch to DIRECTV today.

When your cable stops working, you give up on TV
When you give up on TV, you watch online videos
When you watch online videos, you start watching Vtubers
When you start watching vtubers, you start hanging up posters
When you start hanging up posters, you get too into hanging up posters
When you get too into hanging up posters, you dedicate a room to posters of a vtuber
Don't dedicate a room to posters of a vtuber
Get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV

If you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored.
when you get bored, you throw things.
when you throw things, people think you might have anger issues.
when people think you might have anger issues, you get angry.
when you get angry, you make a surprise visit home.
when you make a surprise visit home, your house explodes.
when your house explodes, you get body slammed by a lowland gorilla.
when you get body slammed by a lowland gorilla, you end up in the hospital.
if you end up in the hospital, And you live in America, You have to pay large bills.
if You have to pay large bills, you haven't got the money.
when you haven't got the money, they wont fix you.
when they won't fix you, you get stressed.
when you get stressed, you finally have the money to pay them.
You realise it's 2030.
When it's 2030, Hyperinflation in America happens.
when Hyperinflation in America happens, the pay is higher.
If the pay is higher, you get stressed.
when you get stressed, you finally have the money to pay them.
You realise it's 2037.
When it's 2037, Hyperinflation in America happens again.
when Hyperinflation in America happens again, the pay is higher.
If the pay is higher, you get stressed.
If you realise what's happening, you get yourself in an infinite loop of constant stress.
Don't get yourself in an infinite loop of constant stress.
Get rid of cable, and switch to Directv!

The guy who waited forever for the cable guy and gets bored and stares out his window and sees something he shouldn’t and he packs his bag so he can vanish but then he fakes his own death and dyes his eyebrows and attends his own funeral as a guy named Phil Schifley. That guy is Penny’s boyfriend from the Big Bang Theory!

After 21 years I dumped Direct TV last year. Best decision I have made in a while. Basic cable and a regional sports package was $130/month. They constantly refused to make me a better deal so I cut the cord. No regrets.

These were the best. And I only JUST now realized that the voice actors sounds a lot like Ronald Reagan - haha

This is golden

I have been remembering all of these ads EVER since they came out. That’s how good my memory is!

don't say we're here in 2023, because we never left !

The one with the eye patch is my favorite. Takes me out everytime!!!

When your cable goes out, you get bored.
When you get bored, you take piano lessons.
When you take piano lessons, you get really good.
When you get really good, you tour around the world.
When you tour around the world, you go to the Japanese coast.
When you go to the Japanese coast, an earthquake occurs.
When an earthquake occurs, you take refuge in the basement.
And when you take refuge in the basement, you get crushed when a piano falls through the roof.

Don’t get crushed when a piano falls through the roof. Get rid of cable and switch to Direct TV.

What exactly is the show Winds of Autumn?

"dont get a grandson with a dog collar"- I'm dead🤣🤣

Why shouldn’t you have a son with a dog collar? If you don’t like it, just take it off!

When your cable is out and your waiting for the cable repair guy to come, you feel lonely.
When you feel lonely, you go out to make friends.
When you go out to make friends, you will make a lot of friends.
When you make a lot of friends, you and your friends form a cult.
When you and your friends form a cult, you and your friends start performing satanic rituals.
When you and your friends start performing satanic rituals, you accidentally resurrect your evil mother-in-law as a demon.

DONT ACCIDENTALLY RESURRECT YOUR EVIL MOTHER-IN-LAW AS A DEMON!

Get rid of cable and switch to directv.

These are sooo funny!

The one about the guy with the eye patch waking up in roadside ditch kills me 🤣

you can see how the directTV lowest package gets more and more expensive as the ads go on... even through a couple ADs, the inflation couldnt keep it the same prize... my fucking god tv sucks

I remember watching these Direct TV commercials a lot when I was growing up and I still to this day look back at these commercials and laugh.😂😅

Will be cancelling due to censorship.

Wait i knew zach was dumb but not that dumb that he didnt get directv. Now he went to a funeral for himself instead of being with penny.

Hahahahahaha

When you spend to much for cable you feel depressed
When you feel depressed you worry about your family
When you worry about your family you decide to take matters in your own hands
When you take matters in your own hand you steal chemicals from a high school
And when you steal chemicals from a high school you make illegal substances
And when you make illeagle substances you rent out an RV as your lab
When you rent out an RV as a lab dealers get suspicious
When the dealers get suspicious you poison the dealers with phosphate
When you poison the dealers with phosphate you panic
When you panic you crash your RV
When you crash your RV you get stranded in the dessert nothing but a gas mask and skivies

Don’t get stranded in the dessert in nothing but a gas mask and skivvies

Get direct tv today

My favourite:

House blows up.
Eye Patch.
Body slammed by Gorilla.
Charlie Sheen.
Grandson with a dog collar.
Attending own funeral as Phil Shifley.
Dad getting punched over a can of soup.