The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter

i filled mine with orange juice.

this reminds me of when i was in kindy (kindergarten) i wanted to be a killer and i thought it was fine uz i was being payed

Oh damn why IS it called boxing?

The "sqare ring" thing is an old saw in boxing, but it took Ryan to add on the "rounds" thing ("why don't they call them "squares" since we'll be in box?") and the "ring"ing of the bell to make it freaking hilarious.

“I don’t like how I look in blue”

Is wearing a blue shirt

“I don’t love how I look in blue” while wearing a navy blue shirt

"I dont like how i look in blue"

Is wearing blue
Maybe thats why he wants to punch peoplz so badly, he is frustrated

As a boxing fan, this is the best best description of boxing I've ever heard.

"When someone does the hand thing to me I run away."
First guy to be Floyd Mayweather

I love when he says “I decided” it’s so funny sounding 😂

Ryan hand things a guy and ends up with a manager lol!

So wait, does that mean that if he did the other [hand thing] for a living he would've... Oh my. 😳😂

The "oh see an." The absolute genius extends to the Adstronaut!!

Excellent!

Am I the only one who watches these videos to find out about the weird sponsors?

I saw the box-ring thing coming, but I didn't expect it to be executed so well.

I like Ryan I decided

"My head hurts"

"It will"

Lmao 🤣😂

"I don't like how I look in blue." - man in blue

I just realized pro fighter guy is wearing blue when he hates blue

Most word-play dense skit ever!

The back and forth here gives me very strong Llamas with Hats vibes. In other words, it's fantastic writing and great comedy timing. Love it!

mustache guy went from spectator to manager to promoter in 90 seconds

I wish there was a funny boxing match between the 2 people and Ryan trying to run away and falling back into the ring because of the ropes.

Incredibly creative 😂

My hurts too

My hurts too

And maybe a steel cage while you're at it 😁

That was a nice nod to abbot and Costello

Great😂

Who's on first, what's on second, I don't know is on 3rd

As an amateur person hitter I absolutely love this skit😂

Super clever hardly a stupid penis.

Oh, my god this has such "who's on first" energy! 😆

The hand thing button \|/

Every time I hear the words "put in a room" in everyday life I think of Ryan wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Funny, you’re wearing blue!

Skit: Brings in the bell comment
Me: Total Confusion 😅

"And we’ll have a photo op where it looks like you might kiss."
"What?"
"What?"

😂

Should do the first guy ever to drink milk.

I love that ur just wearing blue while u say I don’t look good in blue

Gosh the continuity of this universe 👌

i love that the adstronaut doesn’t know how to say ocean lol

Coincidentally this flows into his next video. 'The First Ever Gay Porno"

"Ryan George deconstructing our world, vol 72"