r/Chaoticgood | you get to choose one.

The perston leaving a gift is a clown. FIrst, if you hand me cash, as a tip, legally you have to report it, but realistically, there is no way for the IRS to know you got it. SO, only a sucker would report a tip.

near th eend you said it couldn't have happened but they sometimes send letters through after not finding anything

On paper it says im being paid 15.50 usd an hour, in reality after taxes and required insurance, its 10.43usd, its barely enough to live on and im struggling consistently(walmart)

Ya know with graffiti the skate park here where i live has pretty cool art, like there is a Garfield head that had been made split in two with goo in-between, and later got an Illuminati symbol drawn inbetween whith the rest of the wall ramp thing made green

Rescue Ink is actually a TV show! GO FUCKING WATCH IT!!!

I Absolutely love the last one

Hold back for Princess Diana in a race? I'd have tripped her up.

I saw your face
In a crowded place
And you pepper sprayed a cop

Wait..tips in the USA are TAXED? tips in the UK are gifts.. literally gifts. They are not taxable

On the Islamic text thing. My old boss of a McDonald's was taking me to another store once to fix their shake/ice cream machine since I was skilled at repairing them. On the way he started talking about the owner of the stores in the area we worked in. Nice guy, most people liked the owner, friendly, liked to pal around with people, drove my boss nuts because he'd come in and say hi to me by my name while just saying hi to everyone else en mass (example "Hi Panzer, hi everybody").
so anyways the owner comes from a family that immigrated to the US from somewhere in the mid east and my boss asks "Panzer, do you ever think he'd come in and try to suicide bomb the store?" Like what the fuck man?! Yeah, my boss was an islamaphobe...and a homophobe. He really didn't like the night when the all guy closing shift I was on managed to corner him in the office and hug him while I whispered "You are such a sexy man.". Dude didn't talk to me for three weeks and would never work the closing shift again

For context on the cigarette butt issue; the filler and wrapping are biodegradable - however, neither is very good for the soil, so please be mindful of that - meanwhile, the filter, where you put your mouth, is not nearly as biodegradable, and some aren't degradable at all.

What Lexi picked up that fell apart was just the wrapping and filler which someone tore off from the filter and tossed on the ground because you can't throw the "cherry" (the lit and still smouldering ember) of the cigarette in a garbage can as it risks starting a fire.

What people who flick their cigarette butts out a car window do, however, is throw the whole butt, filler, wrapper AND FILTER, out the window, thus making it unlikely that the butt will degrade and instead just adds to litter - this is what that neighbour was sweeping up and dumping on that a-hole's front porch.

the kitten one, that’s what he gets for claiming to own that child and fellow animal as if (s)he is an object to own or slave! Karma!
And the dog one 🥹 it’s not about deserving them, it’s about learning from them to use our hearts&brains & more & being kind to all kind, starting with NOT BREEDING, BUYING&SELLING & CLAIMING TO OWN THEM! And also, no products from or tested on fellow animals of any kind or anything else bad done to them!

The First Nations/Native one is wonderful too! Especially as it was their country first and since the start!

friendly reminder we are animals too (basic biology and obvious) so his/her NOT it especially if you see the gender being mentioned, you can’t steal fellow animals, Natives/First Nations/Indigenous people aren’t Indian unless they’re from India, and also, that was karma!

using someone’s murdered corpse is effed up, and not to be respected, though the actual otherwise

people are afraid of Arabic because they’re wrongly raised to believe it’s the script of terrorists (so they don’t realise they’re the terrorists not Arabic people)… you’re from the US and Florida too, aren’t you…

I love that last one, I remember it from ages ago too! I choose to believe it’s real like little kids believe in the magic of Disney 😂

The last one isnt real, its a joke

We need more videos with Lexi!

First one, the paint was probably indigestible

Taxation is NOT theft.

I feel like with the last one his sentence would have increased for wasting police time?

Italian man named Vinny

I'm not afraid of the Arabic language, but due dislike it solely because I dislike cursive, and Arabic looks like cursive's drunken brother.

Id say if you can successfully pull off 8 surgeries as a fake doctor then the moment you get out of jail you should apply for medical school and try to become a real Dr because evidently you have a talent

Wasn't that Kenyan person actually a Doctor who lost his license?

Cigarettes are not biodegradable and very bad for the environment.

In case no one has mentioned it, while cigarettes disintegrate well sometimes, the big problem with littering them is they are toxic to many animals and plants, which means a significant amount of littering of cigarette butts in an area is harmful to the environment ^^
This can be true of a lot of man-made products, same reason why you don't want to dump fertilizers, in high quantites they can cause algal blooms in waterways that remove oxygen from the water and strangle life in the water.

please tell me the guy that PAID FOR CIGARETS was let go. what a waste of tax payer dollars.

I like graffiti. Actual graffiti is a legit art from as far as I’m concerned. The problem is 99.9% of the illegal “art” in my city is some jackass scrawling illegible tagging on every wall they can.

Last story is just awesome

lexi is the perfect narrator for chaotic good; the energy matches perfectly lol