Frank Zappa, Moon Zappa - Valley Girl

Epic! For sure....

Try listening to this without a smile on your face.

Totally ahead of it’s time. Very clever!

now virtually all teenage girls speak like this in the UK. Like, I'm sure!

Moon Zappa was never a true bitching valley girl? Nice piss take of California though.

Ok you should like totally go back to go your straight environment get out of are area step off get back on your side of the fence it's like totally unfixable what you did 💄

I remember this coming out so vividly. Even then it felt so prescient.
It's nice to live long enough to see just HOW prescient it really was.🤔

the bass line really drives this - scott thunes? anyway just waiting for a 'derry girls' remake of this😁

Like.. you probably didn’t notice it before…

Furr shurr

This song was a "take that" to the popular girls Moon Zappa didn't like.

I’m from a small town next to Atlantic City. My Dad bought me this 7” at the Berlin Auction in Berlin, NJ. Best day of my childhood. Changed everything. I learned everything Valley Girl talk and to this day I still regularly use some of it! I’m 50! 😂😂😂

I never talked like that. I was rocking with Ozzy never this shit. My sisters did tho. Wanted to smack them too but I was the youngest. Got them later scaring the shit out of them. Blizzard of Oz baby!!!

I was in high school when this came out but don't recall anyone talking like her. Must've been a west coast thing?

She's just a MOON..

Unit....

Fer sure fer sure 😎

like omg

I'm wearing a lime green ZAPPA tee and in a mood- like gross, TOTALLY so I needed a laugh- I named one of my cats Moon U and always watch the lady herself sing this BUT AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT , THIS VERSION POPPED UP- excellent job! And tell "Umbrella" to get her adenoids out too...like totally...Namaste from an old Zappa nut in Canada

Okay, we know what a "Valley Girl" is, but do we know why the boys were called "Valley SHEEP?" (Say it like a sheep)-->. Du-hooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-de...No WAY-Hay-Hay-Hay-Hay-Hay...."

Was the movie any good?

This is the most 80s five minutes of my life.

IF FRANK ZAPPA were alive now? He'd be DESTROYING WOKE, right wingers (and any of the other hypocrites in our so called 'democratic' western society) with a simple put down using clever lyrics.

Topping the whole GENIUS off, with production and guitar work that this world SORELY NEEDS.

THIS ladies and gentleman, is the WHOLE POINT of free speech and music. And NOW?

We live in the kind of world, that Frank Zappa, was fighting against in the 80s when they blamed music for society's own actions.

WE ARE LIVING in the world he feared we world be living in.

David

The "girl" depicted in this video looks like Bruce Jenner before he mutilated himself. Weird.

Thanks for the full version -- which I couldn't get except on LP. Wow, how to ding two generations of consumerism in one tune. The mall as we knew it is gone, and the record stores (remember them?) sold out their copies!

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Wow. This song sucks more than I remember.

My respect for Frank Zappa knows no bounds. His musicianship is this song showcases his incredible talent.
But I'm still so impressed by Moon Unit!
She is just so spot-on perfect!
Frank must have been so proud of his 16yo daughter! ❤️
Also, the animation for the video is a spectacular compliment to the song!

Like, I don't know? Like ..... Bitchen!!! Maybe?

to nun, that went viral b4 this web thing, it only happens rarely, like the origins of hip hop, jamaican but finding its birth in nyc, then it began a universal cultural acceptance.

u sure homered on that comment, but give credit to the animators to created this, on par with the beetles "yellow submarine" vivification. any1 kno who this team was?

I think Adam sent me?
This sounds like something he'd listen to.

the ENTIRE GEN Z generation sounds like this now!!!

This is like a cross between Mean Girls and Jimmy Fallon’s Ew! Lol

I know a 50 year old woman who STILL talks like this! Crazy thing is, she’s from Encino!!

Lyrics:

[Hook: Frank Zappa]
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

[Hook: Frank Zappa]
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a



[Verse 1: Moon Unit Zappa, (Frank Zappa)]
Like, oh my god! (Valley girl)
Like, totally! (Valley girl)
Encino is, like, so bitchin' (Valley girl)
There's, like, the Galleria (Valley girl)
And, like
All these, like, really great shoe stores
I, like, love going into, like, clothing stores and stuff
I, like, buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It's, like, so bitchin'
'Cause, like, everybody's like
Super-super nice
It's, like, so bitchin'
Like

[Bridge 1: Frank Zappa]
On Ventura
There she goes
She just bought some bitchin' clothes
Tosses her head
And flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothing in there

[Verse 2: Moon Unit Zappa]
Anyway
He goes "Are you into S and M?"
I go, oh, right
Could you, like, just picture me
In a, like, a leather teddy
Yeah, right
Hurt me, hurt me
I'm sure! No way!
He was, like, freaking me out
He called me a beastie
That's 'cause, like
He was totally blitzed
He goes, like, bag your face!
I'm sure!

[Hook: Frank Zappa]
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

[Verse 3: Moon Unit Zappa, (Frank Zappa)]
Really sad (Valley girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like (Valley girl)
He's like Mr. Bu-Fu (Valley girl)
We're talking Lord God King Bu-Fu (Valley girl)
I am so sure
He's, like, so gross
Like, he sits there and
Like, plays with all his rings
And he, like
Flirts with all the guys in the class
It's, like, totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like
Barf me out
Gag me with a spoon!

[Bridge 2: Frank Zappa]
Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

[Verse 4: Moon Unit Zappa]
So, like
I go into this, like, salon place, y'know
And I wanted, like, to get my toenails done
And the lady, like, goes
"Oh, my god, your toenails are, like, so grody"
It was, like, really embarrassing
She's like
"Oh, my God, like, bag those toenails"
I'm like, "Sure"
She goes
"Uh, I don't know if I can handle this"
Y'know
I was like really embarrassed

[Hook: Frank Zappa]
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a valley girl
And there is no cure

[Verse 5: Moon Unit Zappa, (Frank Zappa)]
Like, my mother is, like, a total space cadet (Valley girl)
She, like, makes me do the dishes (Valley girl)
And clean the cat box (Valley girl)
I am sure
That's, like, gross (Valley girl)
Barf out! (Valley girl)
Oh, my God! (Valley girl)
Hi! Uh-huh (Valley girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley girl)
Uh-huh, that's right, Ondrya (Valley girl)
Uh-huh, I know, it's like (Valley girl)
I do not talk funny, I am sure (Valley girl)
What's'a matter with the way I talk? (Valley girl)
I am a val, I know (Valley girl)
But I live in, like In a really good part of Encino
So it's okay (Valley girl, valley girl)
So, like, I don't know (Valley girl)
I'm, like, freaking out totally (Valley girl)
Oh my God! (Valley girl)
Hi, I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley girl)
I'm getting my braces off, y'know (Valley girl)
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really, like, a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm sure
Like, those things that, like, stick in your mouth
They're so gross
You, like, get saliva all over them
But, like, I don't know
It's going to be cool, y'know
You guys might see my smile
It'll be, like, really cool
Except my, like
My teeth are, like, too small
But no biggie
It's so awesome
It's like tubular, y'know
Well, I'm not, like, really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me
I'm, like, into the, like, the clean stuff
Like, Pac-Man
And, like, I don't know
Like, my mother, like
Makes me do the dishes
It's, like, so gross
Like, all the stuff, like
Sticks to the plates
And it's like, it's like
Somebody else's food, y'know
It's like grody
Grody to the max
I'm sure
It's, like, really nauseating
Like, barf out
Gag me with a spoon!
Gross!
I am sure!
Totally!

The vocals ruin this for me.

I remember being a youngin(5 years old) when this came and wondering why my sis was talking weird.

Yes, everyone talked like this in the Valley back then but the song cranked it up to 11. It spread a local dialect worldwide. Probably one of the most influential songs of all time. OMG

Very excellent, and I mean that from the heart of my bottom.

Oh my god, bag those toenails.

Moon Unit is a boss!

Encino is so bitchin!

Talking like this got even worse.

não tem a continuação... fita K7 , tem.... kkkkkkk

I never heard this before, and I was around back then.

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Frank Zappas best effort by far

His music sucks.

Masterpiece love the video and all the musicianship is perfect always thought the bass sound was similar to Jean Jacques burnell of the Stranglers