If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Short 3: Why Kitten hates the Tau

wouldn't Kitten be exactly 2 times the size of Shadowsun?

what the voice filter you used for yellow guy

Watching this again after a long a$$ time, now I come to realize Kitten is portrayed in the Silver Armor you would later have Tzeentch coat him with.

Was this part of his ever changing scheme to just F**k with Big E and Kitten before he met him directly? (Considering that linear time is not a thing in the Warp).

THIS IS HERESY

Just got dumped so this hittin extra hard

"My forehead is always so sore when I am with you"
Kitten was alas too big for her

Guilliman has better taste in xenos

The t'au generally don't engage in melee but there are occasions in the lore of t'au fighting in melee a example would be of Commander ShadowSun using stealth to kill Corvin Severax, the chapter master of the ravenguard, in the Prefectia Campaign.
She got so close that Kitten got jealous. Other occasions are included in this video and in Farsight's story.

If my girl ever left me, and her reason was that it was in the name of the Greater Good, I'd just have to exterminatus this rock. I'm sorry, everyone, it's nothing personal.

I just realized that Sunshine is Kitten's real name

It is cannon now and forever, little Kitten.

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7 years later and this is still canon
Even more so with the other custodes referencing this event at the end of the series and stringstorm providing us with a song of how shadowsun wants to get back together with kitten.

Don't worry Kitten. One of the Primarchs has a bone with an Eldar

So is this actually Canon?

Angry kitten noises

Yeah...this is canon. Lol

Emotional damage

Did you know his robot eye was a projector?

So this is where that one forum weapon originates

Kitten has a silvery garb.
It was not the past, it was a vision of the future.

Kitten WILL fall in love with Shadowsun and have his heart broken so bad, it will reverberate through time and space, making his past self hate the T'au for reasons he does not yet understand.

1st off: is shadowsun a chick?!?!???
2nd off: yeah, I’m with kitten and just gonna sweep this under the rug as noncanon
And 3rd off: emperor, my dude…that entire scene LOOKS COMPLETELY MADE UP due to the entirely convenient weather and atmosphere

Oh it's cannon.

Kittten: "NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOooooooooooo...!!"
Subtitles: "No."

I see two ways forward.

Destroy the Tau as revenge or Big E goes in, convinces everyone he's the Greater Good and thereby secures the marriage

Guys help english is not my first language what does she mean whit a sore forehead pls

This is canon

THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!!!!

No wonder Kitten loathes the Tau; he got dumped by one.

No wonder why Kitten looks like a giant golden banana...

The eye being a projector was brilliant.

Missing this soooooo much

Tau cloaca has the Custodes acting heretical.

Too late this is to good to be canon

Pain.

Sooooo what I hearing is the tau like to get fucked in the chrome dome
Yeah Kitten burn them all

She loved the eternal freezer more than a 100 pound golden guard boi with Jojo suits & a millenia lifespan

I'd like to add that custodes are over twice the size of a Tau..... No wonder their forehead was sore.....

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO BE
PART OF YOUR REALITY
YOU SHOULD GRASP IT IN YOUR HAND
LOVE TILL YOU TAKE COMMAND

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in tts


kitten:wait so konrad your telling me im a primarch!? tell me your joking!

konrad:vell....no not really I'm not joking.

magnus:that actually would explain a few things i will admit. if he was a primarch what's his name?

konrad:enoch vixen? i must say pretty shite name but its ok

kitten:wait but how would....i....wait....

big e:uh oh.

magnus:father why did you say that.

konrad:he erased his memory of being a primarch and divided his legion into ultramarines and imperial fists after the uh...very despresion fueled slaughter. father stopped him in the nick of time however

magnus:really?! you erased his mind.

big e:uh...

rogal:i must admit thats quite cruel even for you father

konrad:seconded by the za way.

magnus:... konrad what's with your accent?

konrad:...zats just my accent what do you mean.

magnus:...never mind.

You think this is heretical, wait till Big E finds out about Robby and Yvraine

Heresy

I hope kitten and shadown sun can have a good ending

Fun Fact: Custodian-Class Battleship was named after Kitten

Just wait till he hears about Gulliman and Yvraine

I fucking knew it!!!

Im late, but this is canon hahahaha

Ha. Fucking hilarious