Jerry Jones: Professional Football's Palpatine

Let’s be honest the Cowboys are Stuck in the past thinking a old man who is way past his expiration date would still lead them to their 6th Championship is almost laughable there going to find a way to choke away this season as well

Like Palpatine, Jerry Jones is a Fascist. Fuck him

Bro think he lamar hunt

Fun fact: It’s been almost 30 years since Dallas played in a NFC title game

I'm pissed about Jerry Jones' absolute INSISTENCE on Dallas staying in the NFC East even though it makes no sense geographically.

As a Patriots fan there is something I have to admit. I. HATE. The Dallas Cowboys. I literally can not stand them in any way shape or form, even more than the Giants. I hate Jerry Jones. I hate the players on the team and I despise the fanbase with a (possibly unhealthy) burning passion. They are exactly like Yankess and Lakers. A sad worthless pile of shit that deserves no resepect. All their so-called "Hall of Fame players" are overrated cancers. Their owners are spineless pricks and the fanbases are the definination of cancer. This team deserves no succuess.

I’m actually taking a hiatus from rooting for the Cowboys? Why? Jerry Jones. He wants to hold on to washed up coaches, not resign key pieces, and is just an idiotic old man. Once he is done being the GM AND owner, I will be very happy. Screw you, Jerry, you’re out of your league.

Jerry Jones comes in kicks out the GM and Coach that had been there since the beginning which is terrible to the great Tom Landry. While he lead the team to 3 super bowls that was the coach and not him and even then the 3rd was after he had fired Jimmy even though it was still his team. The Cowboys are this way because Jerry Jones gets in the way. One thing also worth mentioning is how many times he has screwed San Antonio out of a Football team which is many times because he cant stand to lose just one fan.

Wait, 5 years on the Roger Goodell contract? But the video says 5 years ago. So Roger is going to be up for an extension. The owners will say yes, the man has made the league more profitable than ever and lets them ake more money than ever.

Like many NFL fans, I hate the Cowboys with a fiery passion, but my god, that Dez Bryant "incompletion' gives me a headache every time I see it. How is that not a catch, NFL? Hurts my damn brain.

PLEASE RETIRE I JUST WANT A WIN IN FEBRUARY

Love the EU4 music in the background, haha

Footballs Harold Ballard…

Jerry is the reason I despise my favorite team. I told my wife when we first started dating that we don’t buy cowboys merch or go to home games. Fuck that old man. Fuck the jones family.

Love the EU4 music

This video continues to age well

Evergreen video

It's funny. I didn't even notice the video was from 4 years ago because I heard 13-3 and playoff collapse and thought, "Yeah that's every year in Dallas".

The Cowgurls would be better off with a REAL GM than being a billionaire's hobby.

Oh shit. This is from 4 years ago. I thought Tree uploaded this today.

4 years and it's 28 years and counting how true this video remains

Who’s here after the Cowboys lost to Brock Purdy and the 49ers?

He's basically the shadow commissioner.

Now he was caught in a 1957 picture in by the Washington Post for denying his racist past

When old white rich guys seem to be the real leaders of your social justice movement, maybe it isn't a real social justice movement.

I still don't get Tree's kvetching about Rams going back to LA, the original sin was them moving to St Luis in the first place. It destroyed their original fan base so moving back to LA was writing a past wrong.

Roger Goodell should get a video in the future.

For a great NFL. Washington, NYG, Dallas, 49ers, Raiders, Dolphins, Chefs ha ha, Steelers must be good. Dallas @ 49ers gives me chills, so does the Raiders @ Steelers.

Don't forget clock ball 2021

Jerry Jones is the real life version of Mr. Burns. "Excellent!!" 🙏🏻

Jerry Jones is this generations Al Davis he will never sell the team so as long as he owns the team the Cowboys will never win the Super Bowl Rodger Goodell should force him to sell the team

So sick of Cowgirls hype every year. They havent been relevant since Bill Clinton was president. But I did love Jerrys cameo on Dallas when he was with Bobby Ewing though.

As a Giant fan, I think Jones is a greedy, narcissist and scoundrel, with no clue on how to run a franchise. Seeing how despicable the average cowboy fan is, I think they deserve each other forever. May Jerry Jones live to be 250 years old.

I'm not exactly a huge fan when it comes to football or sports (not that I have anything against them), but as someone whose hometown football team rhymes with "Beagles", I believe it's custom for someone like me to derive at least a little joy from the Cowboys' pitfalls.

Now jerrys being sued by a women who alleges he's her father wtf this takes the cake for weirdest lawsuit ever also if i hear that the cowboys were "robbed" in the wild card game NO YOU WERE NOT if kellen more wasnt a fucking moronic bitch then you prob lose in the divisional round

My brother's been a Cowboy fan since Super Bowl VI.
He prays that the Cowboys don't win another playoff game as long as Jerry Jones owns the team.
Just like Palpatine, he's a LOSER!!!!

Well it happened this year on a clock ball

Good businessman (do not confuse with GM), gives journalists plenty of interviews: gets hated a lot. Nothing odd here.

Hahahahahhahaha F*ck you cowboys

This aged well.

And now his team just lost to a 49ers team that had dealt with injures all year, which pushes the playoff record to 4-11 since they last won the Super Bowl.

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!!

A few years back, there was some kind of commercial for the NFL that showed Jerry Jones enter an elevator with a couple of Giants fans who then looked at each other with shocked expressions. Like, please, Jerry ain't getting on no elevator with common people, or going around without security, or going near fans if division rivals, and if he did, they would not be the ones afraid.

I despise the Cowboys because of their fans. This video was HILARIOUS

Now in 2022,Dallas lost a big game again.

even Palpatine wouldn't brag on Twitter about raking in the money from his power company while Texans freeze to death

UT is a eu4 fan

this is coming from a steelers fan btw

Rome total war music? Unexpected, but approved!

yes he is a diva and prima donna and asshole but he isour primadonna