Jail Ad - SNL

Charles Manson would have approved.

Nice jail is basically the hospital in Surrey bc Canada 😅

Vampire head ass

this is what bullying does to a man

I took a court required Anger Management course, and the teacher of the class was talking about a nice new rehab facility in Scottsdale, to which she commented “I don’t have a drug problem, but I could do a little coke on the weekends, if it’d get me in there…”

Could you just lock me up in solitary in an isolated wing?

The old dafoe black mail

I'm in a pickle. A dill pickle. Now I'm in a jam. A strawberry jam.

Now this is where a Republican judge would send Steve Bannon, though ironically he would actually prefer a nasty jail.

I guess if I was going to act on SNL, I too would pitch my characters as "guy whose personality is exactly like someone who can't read cue cards" guy

Only Willem Dafoe or Christopher Walken could have played this role and Willem nailed it!

Now i want to go to nice jail 😀

There is no I in team but there is one in jail so yeah 😂

The sheet hanging over the Marriott sign had me😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vampire head ass

2 years late but I never thought I would hear Will Dafoe say "head ass" ion want to again though lmfao

If this was cut for time, wouldn’t this be around 8-9 minutes😊😊

This is was more awkward than funny

this is my favorite SNL sketch BY FAR, I keep coming back here regularly when I need a laugh😂

Still better than the Marriott.

God I love Willem Dafoe with his vampire head-ass

The execution of this skit was so terrible, made it that much funnier lol

They should put a mirror that doesn’t reflect Defoe in the sketch. I really thought they were gonna be like oh he’s a real vampire

I'm a bit of a jailkeeper myself.

Willem's delivery was perfect

wow that was awesome

Vampire head ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t know how anyone can do the movie Antichrist and still be so chill

How on earth did they come up with this, with that vampire head-ass?

The sequel to Super Jail is shaping up nicely.

Just let the show die, already. Wow. Not Dafoe's greatest moment, LOL!

This sketch got me screaming, crying, pissing, shitting, shooting ropes

How can you not adore Willam Defoe😭😭

Yo its fucking dank from disjointed 😂😂

You is in jail. It fits the population.

this is just roger from if (blank) were honest lol

"With your vampire head ass" 😂

They actually have jails like that in Norway!😂

"it doesn't count" Nice vampire pun

Dignity 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love Willem DaFoe ! 😎👍

Pro tip: Choosing mean jail give you a 2x multiplier on time served.

Licking... the... envelope...
Dead.

And be nice or the green goblin will come for you.

Is this in Europe?

how come the writing was so good on this episode. This imo is the best writing in any snl episode i've seen

This would actually rehabilitate criminals better than the jail system the US currently has. But don't let facts hit you on the way out.

The way he spoke, it took me a moment to realize this was Willem Dafoe and not Christopher Walkin

He flubbed so many lines