STAR WARS FILIBUSTER: Patton Oswalt's Rant Animated - Geek Week

How am I only seeing this now

It’s amazing to see that many things that he mentioned became true !!!

Mr. Oswalt, please SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! And a lot of other people's money, so this film can actually be made. Just promise...please promise me, NO JAR JAR BINKS!

Sorry but the infinity stones wouldn't work in another universe.

Interesting how the top teir members of the Avengers he mentions are all part of the MCU now

Isn't X-Men's jet called Blackbird?

Parks and recs is amazing

Multiple mispronounced planets

"This is the first person I've known!" 😅 oh Leslie 🥰🤣

Disney really f-ed up by not doing this in Episode 7

Still better than what we actually got

Um

He predicted so many things. Boba Fett escaping the Sarlaac pit. Moon Knight got his own TV show. X23 was in Logan while Colossus was in Deadpool. Thanos did try to rule with the Infinity Stone Gauntlet.

He was wrong about Black Widow and Hawkeye. They got a movie and a TV show, respectively.

I don't think Han would be so disrespectful of Chewie's head.

Citizen filibuster thank you

Thank you for animating this scene!! This was absolutely amazing!! You are a legend!! 🤟😀👍

I’m 99.9% sure this was the first time the word “Mandolorian” was said outside of Clone Wars.

I want to see what his versions of 8 and 9 are gonna be like

This movie would like 16 hours long 😂

…whenever people ridicule the actual sequel trilogy, I show them this as proof that there is a vast difference between a renowned writer and a glorified fan boy…

One of the greatest improv scenes in the history of television. And very prophetic!

It basically was a time ribbon in endgame even if it was called something different.

Patton predicted Disney+ in one movie.

"The female parts are a little underwritten so far!..." was among the funniest lines to me for some reason.

Very soon, AI will be able to create this and any other story you can narrate scene for scene. In whatever style you want.

showing MODOK before he would actually voice MODOK

Seems like the Book of Boba Fett and the Mandalorian took a lot from this sketch

Imagine if this actually happens one day.

Star Wars was acquired in 2015? For some reason it feels longer? Or shorter?

I'd rather watch this than TROS

Robacca

The fact that director did not give any notes, this is all in one take AND literally off of his head is still amazing to this day 👏

The worst part about this bit, he wasn’t able to finish the story. I want to know what he would have came up with for the film’s climax

No soul stone? There are SIX stones! SIX! NOT FIVE!

too bad oswalt is a progressive liberal cuck

Patton Oswalt - King of the Nerds! Long live the King!

Tony stark discovering the time ribbon is spot on 😂

Better and more coherent storytelling than Disney+ The Acolyte...

How’s it feel that this joke improv script would be way better than what we actually got because at least it would be so ridiculous it’d be entertaining.

Guantlet

If only

Everything except the cross IP stuff came true in one way or another.

Ok the but about Luke and using Vaders lightsaber is actually really cool.

first time watcher

Amazing, although the female parts do seem underwritten...

Minus the marvel crossover stuff, this pitch was better than anything we actually got for the sequel trilogy