A Race Designed to Torture People

This one took a ludicrous amount of extra editing but i think you'll agree it was worth it. Doesn't help that I had to learn After Effects while I had covid either.

I might also make an extra q&a video on the second channel to talk about the weird world of MCC theater files. I need to rant.

It's been a year Vale. The Grand Prix is annual. We're waiting.

Now we need to see this again, but as a fully completed 3 laps

So when’s then new race?

the problem is that youve revealed joes trap to the world

no wait, its just your viewerbass

WHERE IS THE SECOND ANNUAL Joe Mongoose Grand Prix™??? ITS BEEN A LITTLE OVER A YEAR VALE

The answer for the riddle is my name, it's mine but everyone using it.

Its joever

I wish i could get maivi to talk me to sleep at night

where is 2023 joe mongoose race?

based and Joe-pilled

We need a second grand prix!!!

The section I hated the most in all the Halo games was the car escape obstacle race thing. And you made a multiple hours long, way worse version of it. And played it. I think you hate yourself.

Oh god i watch a bunch of worldbuilding videos and i thought this was gonna be a painful all futures kind of deal about creatures genetically designed to torture and i click and get the biggest wiplash

It's been a year, Vale...

So did the second annual race happen

The fact this is the average trackmania map

This is the old version of Joe's. For anyone who wants to play the much smoother, modded version of Joe's, look it up on EliteCuddlefish's file share. He's the creator of this version as well. This version teleports you back to the checkpoint you were on when you die, and you can spawn your own mongoose by using ability with your Shotgun out. You can also go into Spectator mode by using ability with your Magnum out, and teleport to any previously beaten checkpoint by using ability with your DMR out. There are also 15 other mongoose parkour maps, some of them easier, some harder, some around the same difficulty. One of them is the first draft of Joe's, called Flea Race. Quite a few of them are on Zaiqahal's file share, including remastered versions of old MP maps along with his own maps, using the same mod. A playlist of them gets opened almost every single day in CGB, so be on the lookout, or simply ask Zaiqahal to open it if he's available. There's also Ghost parkour and Forklift parkour for any of you interested in alternative vehicle parkour.

gregor samsa

“What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?”
Your name

Cant wait for the second annual Joe's

2nd annual Joe Mongoose grand prix when?

WE WANT MORE JOE CONTENT

TLDR.
Vale won

Isn’t this joe from rooosterteeths map? Look familiar to me

how do i find this map so i can play on it as well?

The only way I can think of for Joe to have made this better would have been to make sure everyone spawned with rocket launchers and sniper rifles 😂

Did uh, did anyone ever end up doing 3 laps on this ever ? You called in annual, it's been a year, time for lap 2 of 3 ? :D

Still waiting on the second annual Joe Mongoose Grand Prix

Honestly... had the newbies of Reach knew how to do the dismount trick to get onto the back of a mongoose and the driver get back into the driving seat, Candy wouldn't have been such a problem.

Maivi: "I took drugs"

Everyone else: "performance enhancing drugs?"

Maivi: "..."

took meth in the pre-game lobby

In my mind maivi is vale's mail order bride from somewhere in eastern Europe. Instead of flying her to America, he sent her a gaming PC and now forces her to stream what is essentially the video game equivalent to domestic abuse.

I love how this is also MY first experience with Halo. I have no clue what this game is about.

This channel is like a Magic the Noah show. Just less random but more pain. I like it.

Joe has a time of sub 30

i need to know how to play this, i want to suffer lmao

Joe is literally the Bennett Foddy of the Halo modding community with this masterpiece

Hey vale, you aware that Joe's making another torture race? Can't wait to see a video on it :)

“The design is very humane” 😂 I want them to live knowing that they never fully completed Joe until they have done it three times 😊😌

The idea that an almost impossible (without excessive practice) race requires trolls to make it more impossible is just hilariously insulting xD

Yall should try Teknedia.

@Valefisk what is the background music in this video?

You said this was the first annual race. So when is the next one coming out.

vale when is the second annual joe mongoose grand prix

look at score
"Oh cool only 6 corners left, they've nearly made it yet*
check video length
not even halfway

wheres the second annual mongoose race