ASMR Loop: Naturopathic Healing - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour+

I’m suing this guy finally after years of suffering.
He did some healing in my groin and accidentally over-extended my groin . Now I’m like a freaking swinging pendulum clock.

I do like the ASMR tingles but man, the balls on this guy to sit there and do Naruto hand-signs like it means anything, lol

the way he eyeballed that 3/4" difference in the legs

Trying to relax but I keep pissing myself reading the comments.

When I’m having a bad day I come to this video and read the comments. It’s one of the funniest comments section I’ve ever seen. Awesome stuff

And he did all this without any safety equipment.

Not the mucus membranes! Jesus Christ this guy is a God!

If you feel my hand grab your wallet, it's all part of the healing.

Half the healing is over the phone? Damn!

And all of that for 10 bucks. You do have a couple open recalls.

I did some healing with your cars oil leak.

That's the closest that lady has come to sex in 40 years.

Remeber Jerry, it's not a lie, if you believe it.

He should be playing Comfortably Numb in the background.

Keep the shoes on so we can do a measurement! You can't do it without shoes on?

I did some healing with your joints, ligaments, tendons, lungs, hormonal system and all sorts of shit! Oh yeah! I rotated your tires now get the fuck out! NEXT!

Fix the clown that's coughing!

Sorry sweetheart you're in the 6% of people that get no benefit from this scam.

And to think he doesn't even have a college degree.

Amazing healing god bless you

The part that I always come back to with this is that working in chiropractic wasnt enough of a pseudo-medical scam for this dude. He had to go the great unknown of fake medicine nonsense and he sure found it

I would pay just to know what the hell does he write on that clipboard

Looks like every psychiatrist, drug counselor and allopath……
This guy couldn’t even heal his own fashion sense….

The guy’s a chiropractor which is a bs “profession” in itself.

It's like we say here in Brazil: as long as there are suckers, scamers don't die of hunger!

Really doochey to put ads in the middle of an asmr video.

Leg is shorter than other check 😅

He healed my sandwich breath

I love the shorter leg trick he brought over from this chiropractor days

This is so fucking weird.

“a 30 secondth of an inch” what on gods green earth is that unit of measurement

It’s the three different shades of purple I find the most fascinating….

I need to be healed after watching this😂

Turn your ads off

Roses are red, Katherine is purple. After Saul healed da glands, there was a toxic dispersal.

you need some healing for the bullshit you tell, man

The creepy lady vampire.......she loves this kook.

Is this guy going to make me pay with apple or target gift cards?

Does this guy know that he’s scamming or does he actually believe he is healing people?

“When people come back asking for a refund they find that I have either diminished or gone”

I love how he does the most useless half-hearted back rub as if it’s accomplishing anything

Hush all of you. He can't tune in and get the info while you chattering

He graduated from the well known ivy school : THE JIM JONES SCHOOL OF B.S. +💰GRAB (class of 1971)

What’s the mic, Jeyzuz 😮

Best part is when he's "getting information" before the healing