Urza, Chief Angry Lego Kid

I still want to hear about your take on my favorite commander Rionya

Esper creature decks are the best

Please do one about Ghyrson, he's a madlad that need to be stopped

I'd be intrigued to see you rant on Optimus Prime

Urza is the villain, always has been.

You forgot smothering tithe and wheels

Day 2 of asking for Duggan, Private Detective while wondering if these are supposed to be consecutive days, or a count of each day I ask.

Day 21 of asking for Raffine, Scheming Seer

Gonna make a second request for Kemba, Kha Regent (my very first Commander back in the day). Bury Boob Cat under a mountain of equipment and out from under the hoard of swords and boards comes and army of kittens ready to be a moderate annoyance on the battlefield.

Asking for Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut to be roasted :P

Day 2 of asking for Magar

Can you please post nekusar? 🥺
Ik you've already got him recorded

Yesss, my fav commander, and my very first. Nothing quite like hyperscaling replicator strategies.

Who only makes 4000 Scute Swarms? I make 4096, ryvm. Also, those are rookie numbers, ya gotta get those up. That's a meer 13 sequential landfall triggers after playing the original Scute swarm. For only 7 more landfall triggers you could have 524,228 Scute Swarms.

Day 1 of asking for Neera, Wild Mage. Its just some wacky randomness in izzet...right?

King of the Oathbreakers 😂

Day 15 of asking for Melek, Izzet Paragon 🎉🎉

MISHRAAAA THE EMINENT!!!

Day 11 of asking for Chainer, Dementia Mastuhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow not only did i get called out as a green player but called out By First Name also, Friendship ended with Green, Red is my new best friend

True. This is me.

If you're gonna do Urza, you might as well do his brother next.

oh anotehr one of my commanders
day 43 of asking for ixhel

Actually Cononically Urza's wife and Queen was concerned about him spending too much time in the workshop so she had Tawnos bring him her music box and say that it was broken, urza took a look, brought it back to her and didnt come back to the workshop for few days.

Forehead: shat

Finally, a "he can not get it" I can agree with. Bro's got the "my mom says I'm special!"-look perfected.

Please OBBUN I’m slowly losing power

"Rival the pigeon population of New York, while tripling the shitting on forehead output"😂😂😂😂😂😂

I agree that he's MTG's Musk equivalent, including the even more than usual unhinged eugenics.

As an ex-Hot Topic kid, I definitely thought I got more powerful with every belt. It's also why I had a thing for Lulu from Final Fantasy X.

I mean, he canonically has gotten it at least once, since he has a son with said extremely hot wife xD

I'm most upset about the Menace, of all things. I guess they gave him a black pip to justify the menace (or gave him the menace ability to justify the black pip), but it feels lazy and out of place. He would have been just as busted as a two-color card with no menace ability, so why even add it?

Black only cares about artifacts (outside of sacrificing them) on the most artifact-centric planes (and even then, only when paired with other colors that DO traditionally gaf about artifacts). Even though the brothers are both "artificers", Dominaria isn't an artifact-centric plane.

Menace (first described on "Goblin War Drums") is clearly a payoff for going wide, but black really shouldn't get to "go wide" with artifacts (swarms of rats or zombies or skeletons or bats, sure; artifacts, not so much). As if a board full of 15/15 karnstructs needed menace, haha.

All the green hate is understandable most of us bitch and moan about not being able to play the game, but you know what green can play that game to. The look on peoples faces when my mono green deck rolls up with more artifact and enchantment removal than the blue player has counter spells. Don't even get me started on the fight me spells because dealing damage equal a creatures power is very nice when your playing mono green and all your creatures hit harder than a frate train on amphetamines.

I see you coming for my old Hot Topic days of the 3 belts 😂

I see you coming for my old Hot Topic days of the 3 belts 😂

Hell, I feel like any 3+ color deck that splashes blue generally doesn't even have room for 6+ counterspells. You'd think Jeskai might, but their 5-ish counters are prolly only there to stop you from interacting with whatever noncreature projectile vomit they've got brewing. Dimir and Izzet? Prolly a grip. Azourious? They're ok with you playing your shit for one turn till they yeet your shit to the exile pile with a suite of enchantments. Simic? They don't need to counter your shit when their shit is more than capable of running yours over.

Dropped mycosynth lattice while running this and my pod went front "potentially scary" to "HE MUST DIE NOW" real quick

Hmmm what's that smell? . . .Atogs!!!!!!! I would love to see Atogs back on the table.

If this is what blue players did I wouldn't be so furious about blue, my issue with blue isn't the tools it's how they are used, I want a game that gets more interesting and complex as turns pass blue players often want games where nothing happens because they won't spend their own mana cuz they need it on your turn to prevent your mana from doing anything

I prefer his counterpart, mishra eminant one

Correct me if I'm wrong.
Aren't treasures also artifacts?

I have this deck made a few tweaks. It’s stupid OP

To have exactly 4000 scute swarms in the least steps possible, you only need to trigger landfall 12 times, and 2 scute swarm copies need to die

Urza can't even get it from his own wife because Mishra got it for him.

cough cough fuck blue.

Long live red/green

If you built the deck right, you'll never spend more than 3 mana to cast Urza, no matter how many times you have to recast him. Not a fan of that but I will respect the commitment

I built a deck with this but it was because I REALLY wanted to run Vedalken Humiliator

does Affinity lower the commander take because dog that would be insane a 4/5 for 3 man who can never die and makes a super Lego army is just too much

Lewis Michael Lopez Michael Martin Edward

Good sir this gentleman was my first deck not only bought but first as head and CEO of all bullshitery of my commanders, this man has taught me how to be a man and love my tinker toys, so either either keep the noise down or an army will rise from the depths of my basement