Dagoth Ur Plays "Smash or Pass" With Daedric Princes

"These guys always start of killing animals like rabbits, deer, and Argonians." 😂

Subbed because of the Molag bal section 🤣

Hmmm I feel like I’ve made this video before-
Can’t complain, Great video! 🙏

Ai is getting kinda good

Smash pet xd

I was expecting passing everyone and putting himself only in the left column.

Couldn't help to notice Nerevar wasn't invited to attend this sermon.

All of these are passed pretty much

Black spider does not turn me on Ellen turn me on yet

Yes he f** everything even your cattle so hell no hide everything hide your food what's alive name of the postal get f*** by that thing that scares me

Ok, so how do I craft a daedric condom? I wanna decimate the draedric-draco-pussy, but it's a type of leather what you need to craft the condom? It's uuuh, metals? Like-... Can I buy it in my nearest daedric prince shrine?

He called them Argonians. There's a little meranity in Dagoth Ur after all.

...😂😂

"these guys always start off killing rabbits, deer and argonians, but then they start killing actual people"

Holy shit I'm giggling like a moron right now.

This....this is exactly what I've always wanted, Dagoth Ur being racist is just..... CHEF'S KISS
👨‍🍳👄

Love how this turned into just dissing all of them.

Molag Balls

Azura smash, boethiah smash, u know what im fuccin all the girl daedra

this is amazing.

the only really fuckable one is azura. the rest are either men or gross

This is amazing.

Well that was fuckin weird.

Smash all.
"Like rabbits, deer, and Argonians." 😂

Key your silt strider xD

"you can't smash a pet"

Bro doesn't know about about pet play

"Dagoth rising" 😂

Meridia's thoughts on free will are about the same as Molag Bal's, and if anything probably even worse. The only reason she's not out there creating a light-themed Lamae Bal is she's more interested in metaphorically screwing people over. If the rugs are right, and in this case I think they actually are, she probably gets enough of the literal from the blue ice cream truck driver. Explains why the Ayleids worshipped both, and also probably makes the Planemeld the single most toxic act of foreplay to take place on Nirn.

Dweamerfix got me teakin'

I have a malacath fetish

Bed Intruder references in the year of our lord 2023, you absolute mad lad I salute you 😂

If the U.S. does it, it's cool. Don't you forget that

Dagoth Ur is loosening his grip on reality and making "content" Basically that means he's in Sheogorath's realm of madness and creativity and his sanity is being smashity smash cheese shmashed right about forever. I would say currently he's experiencing the "bargaining" stage.

I haven't watched the video yet but I am guessing it's all pass because filthy outlanders

"2 chicks 1 goblet" These videos are grand and intoxicating lol

Smash: Nocturnal and Sanguine
Pass: everyone else

I was really ready for them all to be pass😂

Jiggling jyglags XD

If Nerevar was a DP I could see him instantly slapping him into Smash, then making an entire tier list dedicated to how Smashable Nerevarine would be throughout the events of TES: Morrowind.

Hermaus mora 100% smash. Voice makes him better.

Azura my be a red flag, but red is my favourite colour so what do man?

Trouble is with Nocturnal she looks stunning, and knows it, but probably has 0 romantic interest given how she barely acknowledges her followers.

“…even *I* wouldn’t stoop so low as to smash a pet.”

That made my night. Damn argonians.

Molag Ballsack forcing himself into the Smash column was the funniest shit I've seen all week

i wonder if he pass umbra

Everybody knows Nocturnal is the hottest of all the daedric princes. But also, wouldn't mind getting my new hands on Meridia's beacons.

“I’d rather give up my own godhood than be in the same room as this scat with legs”. 😂

Jesus, who knew Dagoth Ur harboured such hatred towards yae 'ole Daedric Princes. I salute thee dear god sir!😂

the Molag bal part made me cackle, I'm glad that even Dagoth has the sense to despise that thing.