Blue Shift But the Entire Game is Google Translated

Google Translated Half-Life: Garden Cicero, the father of Barney, goes on a journey to marry a woman (Or G-Man). On his way he adopts many children, becomes famous and kills Nilan.
Google Translated Opposing Force: Shefard gets revived by a scientist from the future, reveals a fitness conspiracy, collects boyfriends and viruses and kills a giant alien. But G-Man nukes Black Mesa and traps Shefard in train because Shefard didn't believe in him.
Google Translated Blue Shift: Molly Calvin gets send back to his High School days thanks to Resonance Cascade. He finds his old teacher, who is done with everything and just wants to die but Calvin snaps him out of it. With his teacher's help he escapes from Black Mesa.

This technology has lead us, to the bad

Molly! You know you can't do without your "NEIGHBOURHOOD" and your "UNIFORM"

"Tomorrow is another regret" That sure sums up the pandemic😂

Quater-Life: Blue Shit

Can YOU think?

"It's me, Cicero! Molly from Mesa Black."

Why do you guys sound like youre constantly drunk?

video so powerful i felt the power of mesa

DO NOT THINK OF MORE THAN ONE TRUCK WHATEVER YOU DO

“I’m greasy”
-Security Guard

“I’m greasy”

HOLD UP

Lore of Blue Shift But the Entire Game is Google Translated momentum 100

WHERES MY MCCHICKEN >:(

There is no hope!

I like how Rosenberg is some absent-minded senile scientist who clearly has no idea what he's doing, and he's the one you need to escape.

yo where'd you get the forklift bombs?

The gman turned the black mesa research facility into a energonsource

I swear this video was just Mahagony being bullied by the game

“I’m greasy🗿”

Star Wars: There is no hope

right at the moment i saw gus grenade my brain just melt

We need warning signs that just say 'health hazard'

"i mean, he said he was here to die, and what better way to die than diabetes?" PLEASE LMFAOOO

ReMeMbEr GuYs, WoRkInG aT bLaCk MeSa GiVeS fReE mAkEoVeR tO bE a N-

I'm greasy - random gard

LOL

At least they got our last name right at the start

Why is when Gordon turns around with dramatic music right after he says "The Lord of the Rings" timed so perfectly!?!?🤣

Woman, I know

There is no hope

The part when cicero cancer passed by was hilarious.

"I want them to come and kill us all!" "I thought it was the way of the old computer-makers!"

How did u guys do that for Sven Coop?

i can't believe mahogany crafter would die in the OSHA Approved Black Mesa® Bottomless Pit™

"But it looks like a cartoon tool!"

"a few failure laboratories" seems a bit on-the-nose