Alone in the Dark - Nostalgia Critic

Also their was a Sequal which was a improvement over the 1st.

To date, Uwe bowl has stop film making now became a restauranter and getting positive reviews

I haven't seen this movie and even I'm wondering how the crud random car parts or bits of broken glass or scattered bits of rock and plaster wouldn't make the ending much more believable. Note to self: Uwe Bol movies are not worth watching but reviews are likely hilarious.

This movie is what Killary Clinton would refer to as A basket of deplorable.

Fun fact: This movie is actually loosely based on the fourth game, The New Nightmare. Not that it matters because even then, it's unfaithful.

What happened to spooney?

I never realized how weak Spooney’s chin is

Sorry to say it critic but there's a sequel to this from 2010 :l so you guys know what must be done

man i want doug to watch postal now that would go so hard

I miss this era. Before all the bullshit with Channel Awesome started, before Spoony lost his mind, before Linkara became a pretentious asshole.

If I ever did criticize one of Boll's movies, I'd hate to go on a boxing match with him.

Christian Slater's performance in this is actually a downgrade from "The Wizard" (1989) because this movie was made AFTER "The Wizard."

What a classic episode! Spoony looks so fresh

Great episode

I actually want to see these guys take on “House of the Dead.”

What happened to Spoony?

If the Nostalgia Critic, Linkara and Spoony were on good speaking terms, they could have reviewed both House of the Dead and Dungeon Siege.

Fun fact: this review is still a banger in 2023

I forgot that linkara wasn't a morbidly fat fuck once upon a time

That under hand throw isn't impossible or anything, the guy is supposed to be some kind of commando so it's credible he'd be able to do that.

Spoony is a strapping man in this review.

Am I the only one who revisited this classic review after watching the Nostalgia Critic's review of the Three Stooges Movie?

Lol the "goodie" and the critic's matching expression always makes me laugh

Doug's acting is great in this. You can see the attitude, what he's thinking etc just by his facial expressions.

This is actually one of Doug's funnier reviews. You can tell he wrote it and you might assume the guest reviewers would make it worse, but nah.

Fun fact: Mary Jo Slater, Christian Slater's mother, was the Casting Director for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country and got her son cast because he was a huge fan of the original series.

“Oh Jesus, no.” followed by the Nostalgia Signal joke. Is still funny as hell

To be fair, Spoony was right about the glasses thing. Glasses don't make you look smarter, just see better

Better times, gone by...

"This movie has a talent for somehow having too much plot, and yet no plot at all." Lmfao

So when are you going to do bloodrayn 2 with the gang

So many jokes that got me laughing.

Pick 5 🖐️

Christian Slater played Jason Dean in Heathers and said "That's gonna be my entire personality"

The Next ed wood more like the previous micheal bay

Spoony totally would break in, too. Y'know. Given his whole...

(Long and tedious “ugh”) Not this again. Critic! Why?

fuck you uwe boll, the reboot game's carnby was better than this version

Uwe Boll makes Roland Emmerich look like Stanley Kubrick.

its like he put all his effort ever into making postal and rampage movies, at least he ended up putting the n*zi gold money to decent use

Why the hell the cast has names? Sopoused to be the question the trio asks

The monsters in this film look like Spider-Man's lizard crossed with the Xenomorph from the Aliens franchise. This movie would probably be a ton more terrifying if these shadowy mutant whatever-the-crud's were shown ripping people up like that show.

I was gonna say I'd rather get a fever dream from hr giger's paintings but i probably jinxed it