Introduction to human biology Complete | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY |

Very Good Sci-Fi Story

Space Jehovah witness 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

Aliens chocolate: 😳😍😳

Thick thighs save lives 😂

Damn, im ferling kinda gay for dragon lady.

In less than what seems to be a week, the humans invented cooking, theorized war crimes to aliens, piloted a giant mecha, had "intimate relations" with a dragon like species, got drugged with space cocaine, and killed a bunch of space pirates.

Yep, James T. Kirk would be proud. Praise man, and woe be to our unfortunate enemies.

It's most interesting that absolutely none of the alien species have a concept of cuisine.

ah, I just love this story. I just listened to it again today. There is just something in this kind of story that just makes it really enjoyable.

Are you sure Laura and Jean are not Canadian? lol Because they aren't war crimes the first time.

Wow. I was so sure that Barry and the dragon girl were gonna hook up by the end. Color me surprised

"It was then that she found the unthinkable, the humans had even drawn her kind as some kind of sexual fantasy. She was quite taken aback. A few more searches and she realized something crucial by what she found on their internet; humans would mate with almost anything."

She found the Scalie porn stash 😂

" Wait, no rules? Then we do this efficiently."

Bravo on a great story!! Loved it!

oh god please never speak german again XD XD XD XD in return I promise to never try to speak chinese or russian or any other fast language. XD

wait.. c17h21..NO4... YOU SHOT HIM WITH COCAINE?!?!? well now I feel like a idiot since I said the same thing as izumi XD

SPACE. DRAGONS.

That's all we need, time to make an FTL-capable ship.\

Edit: Since there are no rules - poison gas or slamming another asteroid into it are the most cost-efectie and efficient ways to deal with the situation. Alternatively, rocket engines strapped onto an asteroid and remote controls.

Brilliant

i love this man, the raiders shot him with something that they thought would knock him out....turns out to be coke lmao

Man. Thought it would be interesting. Involving human school children going to space harvard for the first contact totally breaks immersion. My guess is it was written by someone still in school. Lame asf.

I wish that there was a continuation of the story

I love it.😂 Lol. Not the endlesly depressing scifi that dominates nowadays.

Is there a sequel to this?

"they shot him with cocaine!" lol, I laughed so hard I almost dropped a dumbell on my face.

yo was the American clapping dragon cheeks?

There are millions of cryptids if you count the varieties of each. I'd be surprised if at least one of them didn't match a potential alien species out in the galaxy.

1k

Barry is a horrible representative of America

Adolescent dragoness researching human internet:
"We're in their mythology?! Neat. Ooo they even have rules for human/dragon interaction. Let's see... #34
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Daddy! Can I have a human?"

Does the internet turn everything into furry porn?

A human pumped up on adrenaline and cocaine and surrounded by targets...

Free Bird guitar solo begins

Laura listening to rammstein in the morning is amazingly relatable

Fix your links dude. Author's link goes to nowhere

Ahhh ramstein

The dragon found out that DnD exists and that bards exist. She was instantly hooked. 😂

“Welcome Ladies and mental Gents”

Omg 😂

Schotee! HA!

I can't wait for more of this great story

Thick thighs save lives 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Second time I listen to this and it's just as good this time! Wish there was more.

Beginning was solid. Definitely felt like an anime plot lol. The end is where it lost me. Dragged on too long and felt too out of character for everyone involved

males are not always fertile. male menopause is a thing to

She saw rule34😂

Is she listening to Rammstein?