D&D World Heritage Posts - Half-Elf Half-Dwarf?

Dwelves sound like something made up by some fucking weirdo whose daughter dated one too many folks outside her race tbh.
Considering Wizards of the Coast isn't past physically threatening their own customers with paid thugs, it doesn't shock me though.

"If these two creatures of different species fall in love and produce offspring, it creates an ugly abomination that's literally the objective worst thing it could possibly be."

Take the beauty of an elf and slenderness and mash it with the stumpy manliness of a dwarf and you get fugly humanoids aka humans 😂😂

Reminds me of Gully Dwarves.

Total Elf Death must be achieved.

Well yes 😂

Santa's dwelfs

A really long lived human, but still a human

Reminds me of that filler romance that was in the hobbit, if they made descendants it would have been a disaster

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What if a Goliath and a halfling have a kid? Would that be a human?

- Is that a hobbit?
- No, it's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit!

A Hobbit

A hard worker who won't get dirty

I mean....he's not wrong...

Elder scralls fan: well its just an elf fucking an elf either way they create a horrid knife ear

What about gognomes

Fun fact: there's a new cat breed called dwelf. It's a combination of a munchkin, sphynx, and an american curl. So it's a cat that is short, hairless with curled ears.

We are all Dwelfs

My wants to play a character like this for a Frozen Sick campaign I’m planning to run. Elf father, dwarf mother, whole lot of jock dwelf siblings. She wants to be a bard I believe, unfortunately she keeps forgetting character details before I can ask her to elaborate on them. Probably going the “visually human” route, a horrific combo of proportions would be pretty sick though

Ngl, I'd want to be a dwelf

So basically a dhampir, but elf and dwarf edition, right? combined worst aspects i mean.

Dwarf vampire having relations with a werewolf elf.
What’s the hybrid?

Most RPG's actually specifically state that elves and dwarves can't produce offspring with each other or that elf and dwarf cultures are so antithetical to each other that a coupling has never happened so it's not even known if it's possible.

Would a elwarf be a human? (Btw I know I’m late to the party)

Isn’t is widely accepted in fantasy that humans can basically sleep with any race, but if the God chosen races, for lack of a better term, can’t sleep with others except human. And I infer from that since we can do that we have crap longevity, constitution, and usually are weak at magic.

If it's an elf, to the fire the go

you mean a gnome?

I didnt think about the child at all i just thought about how awkward that must be

No no, this is how gnomes are made. xD

There's too many disgusting pathetic cynical losers out there who just hate Humanity

When I was kid it is exactly what I thought

From an outside perspective, dwarves height is a down side. However most people when they play games with dwarves pick them for the Advantages that being short gives you.

So, a knife-eared dwarf that can't grow a beard no matter what they do? Sounds like a half elf going through bad puberty

I would just like to point out, that dwelf is a breed of a hairless cat. Just google it xD

Well
They f up alot so there is a lot of humans
Like they have years and years lasting orgy

Making an ugly child with only the worst traits of both parents... What a way to discourage races from mixing...

Dwelf is also a breed of hairless stubby cat. It is an aptly named breed

RUBBER DUCK?!

I find it hilarious that the first result you get when searching up "dwelf" on Google is a picture of a hairless cat

for an elf and a dwarf..would it be human?
no, it would not. it would be a delf or whatever.
but no. clearly not human

im our homebrew elves and dwarves are both extinct and replaced by Delves. race that creates massive forests underground.

Oof

Ha

A full party of “humans” that are all 2 halves of various races, but got mostly the human parts.

In my lore, an Elf and Dwarf would make a Gnome

I thought their gods forbade it. Like, literally. Conception wouldnt be possible.

I love having mixed characters to play as. I was a half-orc/half-elf and man was it wild to be massive, have a bit of magic, and looks at my disposal

Is this the child Legolas and Gimli

A tall, fat drunk with an ego the size of his belly. Yeah, sounds like a human alright.

Bentellect looking ahh