SMOSH - ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG LYRICS

Deadpool anyone?

Assassins Creed 2 anyone?

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues

When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack

Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs

You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done

How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow

The Most Badass Song Doesn’t Exi-

For being a parody song, this is actually fucking awesome

I got here because about a year ago, when I searched up Ultimate on Spotify, (meaning to get the Denzel Curry version), then I clicked on this and LOVED IT!

2019 anyone?

It so scarry for me😨😱

2019?

I like how it says "how many fools can i kill today?too many count dont get my way"

Say wut???

I love this

Me: playing as Dark Brotherhood assassain How many fools can I kill today, too many to count dont get in my way!

This is perfect for the Arrow

Name of the song by itself?

Who else thinks of Mel Gibson's The Patriot (2001) when they hear this song?

Stuck in my head lol great song

This song allways makes me happy xD

Send👍 if you watch this in 2019😊

Who else's still obsessed by this song?

Wow, I was a Sophomore when this song came out? What a trip

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins.

I use to play this song when I play ac3 when I was little I still do it’s been long Conner

Whoever did the mixing/ background track did a great job.

Why am I thinking about horror movies slashers?!

It's 2020 and I miss the old days.

I am simultaneously reminded of Wolverine, Black Widow, Captain America, and Hawkeye when I listen to this.

This song is too good for a comedy lol

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Me and the boys travelling from Boston to NY:

Underrated song

The man sang this is blessed by god

Lyric vids are the only way to hear the song right away without stupid dish soap adverts with no skip button on my phone 😒

i piss my boyfriend off but singing this

Man this song just takes me back

This song fitts also on din djarin, boba fett, Arya stark and terminator.

How many fools can i kill today

This song is actually badass

Who knew Geroge Washington had bars

I broke my sword time to go for the tomahawk

This was my internal monologue last night when playing the Asgard bit in Valhalla with the fight with the Jotuns on the Bi-Frost.

This song kinda reminds me of wolverine considring wolverine could be counted as an asassin.

My favorite smosh songs

This Song

The Dixon Cider song

The Firetruck song

The Meat in your mouth song

And The Legend of Link rap.

I love assassin creed 3

3 words…STILL, GOES, HARD!!!!

Here on 2023 cuz I went on a 25 kill combo in assassins creed brotherhood

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