Woke Jesus

I’m quite sure the actor playing Jesus here is the same guy who plays Satan in the Bee’s other videos. He’s terrific, isn’t he? ♥️😆

Jesus was a homosexual chomo?

"Be less white." ✊🏿

This is the Church of England under Archbishop Justin Welby.

Amen!

To us normal people its a joke..... But liberals desperately try to paint jesus like this every day

I just realized I'm Goomba Sexual.

Praise Jeebus.

This was hilarious. Thanks for the belly laughs.

😂🤣😂 brilliant

The funniest part is how so many alleged believers are going to be called 'evil doers,' by Jesus and sent away because he 'Never knew them.' Spend their whole lives ridiculing other people for not following their beliefs, just to find out they didn't, either.

Babylon Bee is the new Monty Python 😂

The extremists pretending trans people and queer people overall think like this is hilarious cause they're just like the morons that act like this on twitter

Can we just appreciate that Jesus is our lord and he is so beautiful .🎉😂

But did this Jesus smoke pot? Jesus is not truly woke unless he smokes pot.

Only thing you could have added is “wear a mask, preferably a rainbow one ,or BLM”

the fact that some people actual think jesus is like this its kinda sad :(

I love how both sides can demolish the Bible. This, Republican Jesus, GOP Jesus, etc. They start by making fun of the other side but both end up making fun of the Bible and religion.

😂🤣💀

Religion is just as delusional as Wokeness

Alright these are sending me 😂😂

I am gay
This video is funny

This video is pure bullshit.
This video conflates common sense policies with far-left policies. For example this video frames supporting Ukraine as woke. But supporting Ukraine is not woke, it is common sense. Supporting Ukraine is supporting WESTERN CIVILIZATION from an unjustified invasion. Many far-leftists oppose aid to Ukraine because they think NATO and the West is "imperialist". So supporting Ukraine is not woke, it is simply having the right opinion.
Another thing was vaccination. The video phrames vaccination as woke. Vaccination isn't woke, it is one of the most effective ways to protect yourself from diseases. It is extremely irresponsible to frame vaccination as something you support if you are woke far-leftist. Everyone should support vaccines.
This channel in general frames the Democratic party as woke. But Joe Biden and Kamala Harris aren't woke. There are woke-people in the Democratic party, but mainstream Democrats aren't far-left wokeists who want to discriminate against heterosexual white Christian men.
Also, I am neither Marxist nor woke, but I am anti-religion. Being anti-religion doesn't mean you are woke or Marxist. Why are so many people obsessed with using the word Marxism almost anywhere?

woke brew wiskey in a distiro woke brew whisky in a distillry lellry li

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks to all that be, for putting the Bee back in front of me. LOL Maiden name...BEE. LMBO

A mockery of a mockery of Christ. Genius!

through this mail-in-ballot... lol!

Naw this is silly. No one thinks Jesus is like this so it doesn't make sense. What does make sense is the way Jesus is commonly portrayed as well as many biblical lessons often completely contradicts the self serving prejudice views of the right-wing. The same people will preach Jesus cares while they themselves don't care. This has always been the irony of the religious right.

This is what all atheist want Jesus to be. Because they cannot bare God in Human form 😂.
But good comedy

It's pretty deep 😅

Idk if this is blasphemy or divine revelation.. Either way it's sadly hilarious

😂😂😂😂

It’s sad to see adults who believe in the Easter Bunny. There is no god. You’re just a really hateful person. Like all Christian’s.

Imagine Mary and Joseph going down into Bethlehem to be counted in the census and pay their taxes when they meet a transgender alien along the way.

When Joseph sees this, he bursts into song:

I've been waiting
For a girl like you
To cum into my wife.😂

And now you know where Jesus comes from, kids! Merry Christmas and Happy Easter. Eat the baby.😂😂

White jesus is a fake jesus and white christianity too. We now know jesus from whites so its all false anyway. Jesus was never white if he existed. Jesus also never spoke English 😂

I tought omnigender and xenogender was just a little joke

Truly not even funny. This is the way they are and it is disgusting. Please go back to the closet and shut the door.

Jesus followed Jewish law (which recognized 6 genders) and was unequivocally a communist. They need a Bible buy back mandate because you guys clearly aren't using them properly.

Am i the only one who sees the irony of mormons making this video?

Lol this is awesome!

Woke Jesus would have pardoned Hunter Biden and his laptop
😂😂😂

blasphemy

“For he was very white” that one got me 😆 We all know woke Jesus would be a black trans lesbian

Jesus has always been "woke". He spoke against catcalling, harrassment and misoginy. His message was that of fraternity, coalition and loving one another.
No wonder "christians" dont know it, though.

That looked like a real absentee ballot.

It was funny but then at the end you had this straight faced ghey religious book pitch.

THis is a world I would just say nope and move on to the next.

HILARIOUS! 😂 PRAISE GOD.. ✝️

Christianity IS a joke