When Germany is Remilitarizing (HOI4)

Hoi4 is moe relatable than history

What had me in stitches was uk(waller) egging them on. Your absolutely right...Do it 🤣🤣👌👌🇦🇺🙆🏽‍♂️

Are you kidding? Germany isn't even the biggest military power in Germany, lol 🤣

Hey
What software do you use to make these?

If we germans would remilitarize today, we would have a bunge if unhealthy, undisciplined atheist soliders who don't have much love for their country. Not a good basis for an army. But maybe I just think of myself.

" how's Ukraine going " lmao 🤣

Lol it's supposed to be Poland. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ACCURATE

Lol we got this Germany Calm down please I beg you.

I like to make the analogy that Germany is still sleeping with Russia.

Well if its the same army that used to be in Afghanistan i be continuing making myself breakfast 🍳 🤷🏻‍♂️

Rest of the world: "Alright Germany we need you to invade Russia to neutralize the Russian threat so the war in Urkaine may be finis-"
Germany: "You had me at invade Russia"

Nazi flag looks badass, dark red and black

What is the name of the movie again?

Germany has no nuclear power, no energy resources, no competitive industry and has gone full woke. They depend on US, France and China for everything. They are going down the toilet just like the brits are.

What i want is no flame war, no race war, no class war, and certainly no cold war. What i want is a simple War, a German War, the sequel youve all been waiting for: I WANT WORLD WAR 3!!!!!

Lets put it this way
It's going to be a world war and we are on the Germans side

Alemania facista tá pidendo a gritos o retorno da Glorisa URSS NO 2023 ESTALLA LA GRAN GUERRA SANTA. 🇩🇪 vc 🇷🇺 WARD3

Rússia vira URSS SOVIÉTICA NO 2023 e conenza a (Ward Word 3)

Czech republic in the back like 😳

On a serious not I see it as potentially the greatest redemption story a European country will ever have after their ww1 and ww2 antics if they step up.

This is concerning, is history repeating itself?

Germany always: si ya saben como me pongo pa que me invitan

This time around case will be same, gonna kicked in ars all the way to same city of Berlin if try to invade again.

How will Germany manage anything if they can't even control their woman? If they can't control their women then they can't control their declining population; moreover, were will they find the soldiers to fight or even defend anything? This applies to the west in general.

Most of the world not being engaged in any active war: "Ahhh, this is better"

Germany every few decades: "So it's treason then..."

😁😁⚫⚪🔴👍🔥

Wouldn't have minded seeing the Prussia flag instead of bad German flag. Heck, Imperial Germany Army flag would been better.

Japan: obtains offensive militarized equipment
Everyone: I sleep
Germany: acquires more steel and political power
Everyone: REAL SHIT!

Instead of Russia it would have been more accurate if it was France...

I wonder if all the people here know about Prussia. 🤣

😆😆😆😆😆😆 damn straight

Today’s German Bundeswehr military are a bunch of badly trained Woke reservists with broken down equipment. A joke compared to their WW2 Wehrmacht armed forces. The Germans today totally depend on the U.S. Armed Forces in Germany to protect them.

Have any of you keyboard warriors saw German Bundeswehr? 🤦🏻 And you are talking about being a military power. 🤡 Jesus Christ

Unless it is a dildo in their hands, I'm pretty sure Germany is powerless. If it is, then better run 🤣

Probably should have used the Imperial War Ensign

You can push around the germans, they will obey the law even when its treat them like a doormat but when they have enough, be prepared lol

russia: remember when i brought you that communism...that was real communism.
germany: fires gun
russia: FUCK

Them: how many times have you watched this

Me: yes

😐😃😂🤣👍

Part 2 please!

Counting all the assholes in the room
Well, I'm definitely not alone, well, I'm not alone
You're a democrat you're a communist, you're fool, (stares at Japan and Italy)

🇺🇦: Again?

🇵🇱: Again...

I... I feel so different... i... have the urge too... too...
AUF DER HEIDE SITZT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN.

Wish we never fought ww1 or 2

Everyone calm down. The Germans can barely get a tank regiment into the ukraine. They never used to have trouble with that...

What tf is going on germans?? If you are barking by seeing this edit made by a 14-16 yrs old boy then you all need to go to school.. slave of American right now cuz u all won't be able to see the truth.. your country has only left by 2 days war capability right now.. omg you all need jesus🤦