Ally McCoist tells funny story about Paul Gascoigne and two trout

Do they still do the shirt and tie since the club is 5 minutes old? 😂

Man is perfection ❤ got a voice that makes me weak at the knee's xx even as an old man lol xx oofftt!!! Xx

Matt LeTissier and Paul - now that would be the best English combination ever. Matt was too principled to join the madness. A great man and great player.

The way Mccoist tells that story makes you believe you were actually there !

Chelsea💙💙💙

All the greatest players are Nutts.... Gazza was definitely that

Nothing funny,just behaving like Gazza the idiot in the Scottish League…

ALLY McOIK

Gazza without doubt at his best had to be the best player in the world in my opinion and probably loved by everyone who played with him and against him 🇬🇧❤️🇬🇧

There's nothing remotely funny about this bloke. Bigot. Gascoigne is a well deserved legend. T'other fellah. Nah.

Should of signed for United not spurs

When I was 16 I bought my girlfriend jeans from the Versace shop in Glasgow at Xmas time. Needless to say, I'm an idiot and got the wrong size. So on 27th December I jumped on a train from Falkirk to go exchange the jeans. When I got to the Versace store, it was closed😭. 10 seconds later a Range Rover pulled up and Gazza and his wife/partner at that time Sheryl got out, walked up to the store and straight in the door. I was a bit stunned, first that it was Gazza and secondly because he just walked right into the store when I was left outside. I got Gazza's attention through the window as I was going to ask for an autograph, he came out and we spoke, he asked what I was doing and noticed the bag in my hand. I explained that I was through to exchange the jeans and 5 seconds later I was in the store exchanging the jeans and courtesy of the one and only Paul Gascoigne left with a pair for myself. Thanks Gazza.

Certainly not everybody loved him. He was a wife beating, elbow throwing piece of scum and is now a pathetic Jakey.

Huge Hearts fan but remember the days well, one of the most gifted funny characters you are likely to meet, dare say it, it was a pleasure to watch him play, massif genius

I never got to see Gazza or Alli play as I moved to London from Scotland in 73. A few pranks that happened down south. I drove off from work after a shift and every time I pressed the brake pedal the car horn sounded. I had a Citrion BX and thought I had an electrical problem. I went back to work and all the gang were waiting having a laugh because they had heard me going round the houses blowing my horn. One of the electricians had wired my brake pedal to the horn. Payback was his boss came back from a trip to America and entered his car in the loading bay. His ventalation ports had been loaded with talcom powder and the control had been set to maximum. When he turned on the igntion he got wasted 😂

Gaza is LEGEND

it's good to hear Gascoigne was happy up in Scotland.. he has rarely seemed happy since.. 😕

Greatest British footballer of his generation. Gazza was top talent too

Ben Shepard pulls one of those fake laughs that people do when they’re trying to look like they found a story funny, when in reality they’re thinking “not even remotely funny because I wasn’t there”. Whereas Chris Kamara is belly laughing because in his head he’s imagining that he’s right there next to Gazza 😂

Ye sexualy assualted women on a train beat his wife what a guy.

What a player gazza was. It still depresses me today thinking he nearly signed for man united and chose spurs instead.

I hope somebody can help translate from Scottish to English.

i need translation please....

Ally's alright. I'm a big Celtic fan. A long retired Glasgow cop. Used to be good looking. Until I went to the Falklands. Idiot brain!! Came back. Retired now. God Bless you, Ally

Brilliant tale well told. What a star Gazza is.......

I never get bored of this story

Gaza couldn't have laced Duncan Edwards boots and he was taken for too early

Wife beatings no laughing matter though!!!

With his skill and personality, I think Gazza would have been a world class player if he was born in this era, with modern training, diet and discipline.

Ally and gazza are a right pair both clowning around love these stories.

I was a better footballer than Gazza when I kicked a ball around many Moons ago ...

Typical imbecile behaviour of people being paid too much. Jokes that go on too long are not funny.

If anyone else was to tell this story I can guarantee it would be nowhere near as funny. Ally is the best person to tell a story.

pure magic!

1997 my fondest memory of gazza was walking past Alan mclarens house in Edinburgh at 15 and who is kicking back on the couch with a tin of tennants. Big wave to us 15 year olds looking in with disbelief. Unbelievable 😍

Gazzas a legend so super Ally to

People laughed so I guess it was funny I wish an Englishman told the story so I could understand it

Fifa 2005

Brilliant story 😂

😂

William Shatner 😂

Is this English

I stay in a town in South West Scotland called Dumfries and Gazza used to have a friend who ran a restaurant in the town.

So, apparently Paul would come down and he would go fishing in the River Nith that runs through Dumfries. I know one or two people who have spoken to him and have said that he was a relatively harmless guy.

Glasgow Rangers were one of the elite sides of Europe then.

" Sherwood forest."

Pure Gazza brilliance. But he said the same thing to Sir Alex to join United and then went and signed for Spurs cos they bought his parents a house . Biggest mistake of his football career ,so Walter got lucky with him and Rangers.

I love Ally McCoist.

would love to have a few pints with ally

I love how stories about Gascoigne are crazy but alway contain an element of how much of genius he really is

LMAO