when you sleep through the Horus Heresy | Warhammer 40k meme dub

For those whose who dont know who Lhorke is:

He was the Legion master before Angron was founded, was interred in a dreadnaught before the butchers nails were distributed therefore didn't become a enrage murder hobo like his brothers.
followed in a rebellion but stopped when he saw what Kharn did to the leader of said rebellion and bent a knee to Agron. Was disgusted at what he saw at Istvan III via the slaughter of his brothers but still remained loyal to the legion and Angron. Tried to stop Angron transformation into a daemon prince by attacking Lorgar but was stopped and then killed by Angron.

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Man I need a series of this.

Lhorkerina of Time! 🤣🤣🤣

Lotara: "The Ultramarines are going to kill us for some... (t)reason."

The funny thing is that the book was really vague about this whole encounter, so this could genuinely be lore accurate!

I love the fact he's just awaken from his slumber and yet already know what a bloodletter is.

I feel like the Traitors' traitors' stories are underdeveloped, given how many there must have been.

Man, I liked the video as soon as I read the title.

Lhorke should have helped the Ultramarines take over the Conqueror, would've been a nice addition to the Loyalist's Fleet.

Ok somebody tell me. Is this lore accurate?

This is brilliant

His Lhorke just ran out

The captain sounds so much like Pim lol

Dreadnoughts the old good boomers of the 41 Millenium

Ngl i'll welcome any loyal world eaters

I have no idea if that was even a man or a woman voicing Lotara Sarin but it was perfect either way

I glad hes a loyalist

Where is wrathe?
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Captain where is Wrathe!?

Thank you Carol

What model(s) were used to make that lotara sarrin?

Angron: And then he did not get you the caramel frap? Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne.

wasn't she fused to the flesh of the ship?

You cannot deny that the market fresh sandwich at terra arby's is good. What's a warp arby's?

Would love to see a take on his story down the line sometime

Would have been funny to see this after Lotara became a mutated warp addled mess bonded to the ship itself
And instead of asking him to fight ultramarines he was asking him to kill her

I was expecting lotara that was talking to the dreadnought to be the mistress's specter

Thank you Carole Carolemeyer of the Carole Clan :D

triple a voice acting for evil lady.
also,
Ultramarines: GUYS WE HAVE A FRIENDLY DREADNAUGHT!
Librarian: Isn't that a worldea-
Ultramarines: HE'S BLUE

One of my favorite parts of that book is when Lotarra teaches him how to play cards....and learns its possibile for a dread to look iritated!

but where did Lhorke find out about Bloodletters

Sanest World Eater, unironically.

Fun fact. Lotara is canonically blonde. No cap. After battle in the video she shaved her head bald Becuase the conqueror ran out of water to drink let alone wash

Dreadnoughts taking a nap and missing really important status quo changing events will always be funny to me.

Hey this is my joke that I made on the plague marine video!

An entire gag where no one drops dead and

I'm surprised a dreadnaught can fit into an escape pod.

This has to be in the top three awkward dreadnought re-awakening moments along with Rylanor awaking to find his primarch is a literal snake and not just a figurative one, or Bjorn being awakened and told that the Thousand Sons are attacking Fenris.

Lorke truly pulled the "going for smokes" trick

10k years later…

“Guilliman?”

“Lhorke! The Lhorkester! The Lhorkarina of time! I never expected to see you again!”

“This place is fucked.”

“Took you long enough to figure that out.”

Anyone else prefer the 90s version of what the Ultra marines got up to during the HH. You know being to far in the galactic south to get involved. Whence why they finished the HH with such a large force and created so many more second founding chapters than the others. Now they take on two legions overcome some special warp storm using the magic space mcguffin despite Ultramar being distant enough from Terra that they wouldn't of made it on time and the storm was completely unnecessary. Then they arrive at the seige of Terra to save the day. Mr McNeil has a lot to answer for. Turned the galaxy into a much smaller place with this nonsense. Bloody ultra marines boarding a world Eater vessel grumble, grumble oooh look a cloud best start shouting at it.

Warp Arby's sounds like something Nurgle would do

Thank you Carole

my summary source from YT(Weshammer) states that those they deemed wont betray the emperor were already killed off among the chapters that sided with horus. did that include the dreadnaughts?

Typical woman moment .
You just take a long nap , minding your own bussiness and wake up when suddenly some treason is happening , demons roam through the station and they nicely ask to end you friends .

Its always the same . 🗿🥃

Love the detail of the dreadnaught having warhound symbold. Nice attention to detail!

The snoreus heresy

We need a serise about this!!! Imagine that dreadnought who is so f@king old he dos not have brain nales so he is the mosty nice and polite word eater inside a doommasine! And becouse the Imperium is currrently have 0IQ everyone is gonna think "Oh god emperor a ultramarine dreadmought! We saved!"

wait how did he know what a bloodletter was

kinda wish lhorke and rylanor could've been bros

Didn't Lotara fuse to her ship and became insane?