South Park - Edgar Alan Poe is a Goth Kid

Aside from Towelie, this is my favourite South Park character. Goth Poe is the BEST!

What is his accent?

Bech

This is literally me.

I think a lot of goth kids could learn from Poe on how to deal with being dark and brooding. First develop alcoholism subsequently liver failure, then die young in a gutter in Baltimore. You really can't truly be indifferent to life until you die inadvertently. Now dying intentionally that is cringe and try hard obviously for pousseurs like people won't believe you don't care about life that means you totes mcgoats care about life.

Cowboy kind of has a point

I never understood the term "spirit animal " til now.

I just want coffaehhh
BETCH

I just realized black pill is goth

it’s hard to argue with his assessment

I love this episode so much he’s so funny

why is there a 15 second ad on a 30 second video

I did not know that author Edgar Allan Poe, was a goth human in this South Park episode.

They absolutely nailed The Goths; that was sooo "us" in high school

The creative choice to make Edgar Allan Poe a valley girl was genius

13 people are lame-o's who can be lamer to some other posers.

I wonder how that lady saw edgar since edgar’s a ghost

The original goth Edgar Alan Poe

i love how south park can make fun of people and still have them enjoy it

I just want cahffay....

“Little prick!”

“Bitch!”

"betch"

I used to be Goth, so true, and we all thought everyone else was sooo lame.

am I the only one who thinks that Edgar Allen Poe might be Randy Marsh's ancestor?

God he is such a downer!

Betch

Bitch. 🤣

The ultimate troll is to take up space there and the open your own coffee from a thermos using their glassware netting the entire use of time to a net zero gain

Of course Edgar is goth

Biatch

You guys are so lame.....

What's up with emos and their love of coffee? Shove some coffee beans up your ass if you love it so much.

🖤🖤🖤

BETCH!

Quoth the Raven






I JUST WANT COFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

I just want covfefe

Anyone else just drinking coffay while watching this?

leave me alooone I just want Covefefe

leave me alone i just want covfefe

Omg!!!! I love this!!! 💙💫

YEAH

Little prick...

Trey and Matt r so genius. Of course Edgar Allen Poe acted like a whiny lil goth kid.

BEHTCH.

8 posers disliked this.

Lol. XD This was the best ever. Lol. XD Love it. Lol. XD

[Poe is in a diner with cheerful music in the background.]

Waitress: Hey, are you gonna order any food or are you just gonna sit there and drink coffee all day?
Poe: Leave me alone! I just want coffee!

That was great. I'd love to see a spin-off show where the diner became a hangout for deceased writers: Poe, Dickens, Hugo, the possibilities are endless!