If Noah's Ark Happened in 2022

“… if anyone knows about construction and woodworking, it’s Amish people”

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Jesus Saves. Don't try to mock God

If the real thing happened in 2022, God would be making the animals go to him.

Funny… but… the Noah story in the Bible is a real/seriously happened historical event, right?

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Worried about deforestation when there's about to be a flood.

You may enter the ark for a small payment of $1,000,000

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Ahhh, the elusive saber-toothed Alaskan Parrot

The ending

Why arent there unicorns?
We go back to the boat ride
Hi I'm Steve the unicorn and together we will breed a repopulate the Earth! Whats your name?
Dave.

😂😂 can we get the sprinklers turned off ... God is about to flood the earth .... It's a waste of water!!! 😂😂

As a Noah, I can confirm that after getting 22% done with my ark, I am very tired.

Considering how bad our society has become, I would not be surprised if God had to flood the Earth again. Although, God said that next time he will flood the Earth with lava and not water, so like the rapture.

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YAY funny again! I love the way you include all of today's "personal adaptations". It really is absurd how everyone in the world has issues with something that can be helpful. Great demonstration of how petty humans can get...

I've heard that before the flood, civilization was actually very advanced, possibly even beyond where we are today, so Noah might have actually run into some of these same issues

Towards the end of the video: "I mean.. God wants to destroy the earth." LOLOL

Bold of Twitter to assume that animals would use pronouns

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I love the Ark Encounter

Too funny!

That must be the correct 1:1 size ark. I am amazed how super big it was. No wonder people back then making fun of Noah😢

The deforestation joke is underrated

I am going to see the ark this weekend and this is just too much LOL

No, but seriously ya'll. Get in the Ark (Jesus)...God is going to judge the world with 🔥🔥 this time.

I love the re-appropriation of the rainbow. Take that, fundamentalists.

Can you imagine what the premiums would be for FLOOD INSURANCE??

The most funny thing is some people are actually beleave in god 😂
Best regards from germany - the Land of hell ❤

Hello distant relative. Have you thought about who your kids are going to have kids with after this flood?

Thia is funny cuz I just went there

This kinda skip is like Babylon bee style lol! Funny thing is I could see the amish building an ark!

God told the animals to enter the ark and there is two genders ♀️♂️ unless you are a hermaphrodite

Pretty cool

It didnt happen in whatever ysar the bible says it happened, so who cares now.

So tell me how many species are in the world today of just land animals ESTIMATED 6.5MILLION ....Multiply Times 2 for male and female of each species.....13 million animals , then lets say they weigh 150 lbs each
1,950,000,000 LBS is the Weight just at doing each animal at 150lbs each which we know there are alot heavier animals in the animal kingdom.
Do you even realize the amount of weight we are talking about here and do you realize NO BOAT OF ANY KIND TODAY CAN HANDLE THAT KIND OF WEIGHT.....PERIOD !!!
MUCH LESS A WOODEN BOAT.
Do the math......Just saying. ANALYZE AND THINK ABOUT THIS.

H I L A R I O U S. THANK YOU

I literally was so sick the day i went to the ark in Kentucky and I actually threw up but I eventually felt better and had so much fun! I loved the play ground (I am not a child). But I will say they play the very repetitive music VERY loud and that does not help with sickness.

You absolutely NAILED it!!!! That was totally hilarious!
THANK YOU!!!
And thank you for being funny without a cuss word flying out of your mouth, every other word, or taking the Lords name, in vain, or being vulgar and nasty.
You are what true comedy is! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

It’s not 2 x2…

Your humor is not funny and your skits are not funny either ,you won't be laughing when you're standing before God trembling and begging for mercy ! Blasphemy!! Look at all the people your leading to hell with you !.

Not the pepsi cola haha 😂 lol

It’s a wonderful place to visit.

Non-binary animals and transgender animals would be top priority to save today! LOL

This is hilarious!!!!!

Who's side is this guy on?!

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