Kumail Nanjiani Thought Someone Was Secretly Living in His Attic

Hi

His muscles disappeared

This reminds me of a video where a guy suspected his girlfriend was eating food in her sleep, so he put a video camera in the kitchen to see if it was her, but instead he caught footage of a homeless woman hiding inside a storage crawl space in his house.

Damn....This is what Kingo does in his spare time.?? 🤔😅

Funny!

A ghost?

One of my favorite comedians, Louis CK, had a story similar to this with the WITCH in the kitchen at a rental home out in the wilderness. This story was just as funny :D

One day I came home and my roommates told me there was someone wandering on our roof (one story house). And since we are all bunch of international students fresh off the boat we just concluded as 'this is AMERICA'.

Kumail, thank you for The Sound of Music reference!

Santa. Leave cookies and non dairy milk.


Feed him. He will leave you presents in your un-flushed toilet.

Really funny story. Thank you.

Chocolate cake! 🔪

Was this at the Stargazer Lounge?

I’d rather him tell me about his cycle

Wonder if he's braver now with all those muscles?

Kumail is hilarious

So was the house just haunted or was it the pipes?

Really not funny

Making pasta with crooked caulender

It's weird, I live in the top floor of the apartment building but I also sometimes hear footsteps

There's another stand-up comedian with a similar story, he and his friend searched all night for someone in the house, and he was eventually woken up by his friend talking to the homeless girl who was apparently in the house the whole time after they went to sleep... Anyone know who that was? And what special?

My 100 year old grandma with dementia and alzheimers used to also insist there were men living in the attic.

And I thought there were owls in their attic. xD

You gotta love Kumail’s eyebrows. He’s a character, and so damn funny.

Doesn't matter how many times i watch this it's still hilarious

This was before he was working out. And also he was funny in the Google movie with interns.

Everytime I make pasta I say, "isn't this the colander that kumail died in?" And no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😅

He needs to drop some muscle again so he can find some sleeves

This is terrible

“‘Cause if somebody’s there I’m just gonna murder them. ‘Stab stab stab, slit.’ Guys, there was somebody there, but I’ve killed them.” 🤣Brilliant real-life portrayal of so many scenes in horror movies where the protagonist hears frightening noises and then, instead of calling the police or otherwise going for help, investigates the noises himself, because that makes total sense.

It's Chicago, it's the wind. I've had the same thing happen to me when i lived there.

Not tryna be rude but why he always sound like his nose is clogged🤣

I love that Kumail states the fact "That is a... 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 reference" with the same tone of voice one would use to express an opinion.

Beautiful 🎉🎉😊

I had to revist his stand up so bad I had to look up his name via a archer episode and look up(voice actor for farooq) cause I can't remember my own name half the time lol

I did not know he was that hilarious!

“ lies don’t pay the rent” got me 😂😂😂

My sister was part of the 'friends from out of town', Katie and Joey went to my high school 😂

I miss fat Kumail.

Went to Grinnell with Kumail. Joey and Katie are two of my dearest friends 🧡 😅 I remember this incident clearly, this is 💯 true story❤