The Howard Stern Show HTV Staff Beauty Contest 2 17 1999

If Benny was in shape, he would've won

Howard thinks skinny equates to in shape 😅😅

Howard thinks he's better looking than all of them 😅😅

If howard wasnt so tall, hed be pudgy like gary. Hes thin, but not in shape. Hes got love handles

This is the first time I've ever seen Howard with his shirt off.

Gary should had worn turnks

The more I listen to stern the more I realize the show wasn’t always good BECAUSE of him. It was actually good in spite of him. He hates all the games, rushes everyone through, hates when the game is actually going well. He is actually a huge buzzkill most of the time. Him supporting cast and the employees made the show. Howard wasn’t really as good as people say.

Ralph cannot fight.. or I guess, couldn't fight.

25F opinion: fred was best, gary the worst (not even counting benji)

RIP Ralph, loved to be annoyed by him, he was a great addition to Prime Howard Stern Show years especially as a judge, bht he definitely screwed Gary by doing his hair, Gary lost a point.

I know it's 1999 here but man the staff knows nothing at all about fashion.

Ralph is right on how to judge

Fred and John are so ugly. Jackys body is horrendous.

Gary is probably the best I've ever seen here. When Benji showed up in a wetsuit, I nearly pissed my pants laughing. Lots of people hate him but I always find him funny.

Howard really cant take losing to anyone with his pelican looking ass and cries and argues until people give in and change their mind to make him feel better.

The fact Gary can do the show in tighty whities in the exact same manner as if he was fully dressed really speaks volumes to his self worth and dignity. 😂

I have to say Fred is the best looking.

Jackie being lauded by the judges really disturbed Howard his ego couldn’t handle it at all.

3 ugly people judging beauty lol

I could write an entire paragraph on how much I hate Ralph and it wouldn't be enough

I love how Howard thinks he looks great and he gets crashed down to reality ……lol and his ego can’t stand it lol 😂

ralph's attempt to hit jackie looks like he's just angrily stumbling around

Howard's husband shouldn't have been there

Howard has pepperoni nips

Jackie looks like Benjamin Franklin

Ralph the stylist screwed up Gary's hair so he lost a whole point. Love it.

Howard should’ve had someone sniff Fred nasty foreskin 🤮 lol Where’s Richard when you need him 😂

These judges were frustrating

Why wasn't K.C. evaluated?
Were they afraid he'd get the highest score?
He'd win over them all in a landslide, hands down

I love how in the beginning Howard tells the judges "Don't worry no one will hold it against you just be honest" and as soon as he lost he instantly held it against them! 🤣🤣🤣 He really thought he was winning that shit hands down 😂😂

Ralph is the biggest douche

Ralph missed his punch by so much

Fred has the best body

Taking away the numbers and the sillyness I actually agree with the order. Not that I find any man attractive and certainly not anyone from that group of monsters but Jackie was in good shape for his age and lifestyle. Plus Jackie and Fred are the only two who look human.

I thought Howards face was bad but his entire body is really odd. His body matches his personality...an ugly contradiction. He is a skinny/fat, masculine/feminine, hairy/shaven, vile mess.

If Ralph was not blowing Howard there is no way he would have been allowed anywhere near the show.

He is the sort of person who would have even turned Gandhi violent.

Fred actually looked pretty good around this time, at the very least he had a good build for his height, his age(43). His Gary Oldman-like looks suit him, esp. his big head, wide nose and beady eyes.

Jackie looked okay with decent aging on his face, his body could've used a little more toning. Keep in mind Jackie was the oldest of the fellas.

Howard is just too meh to be anything but gawky, odd looking and just got by by having height and slender build. He had a very odd physique, despite bragging about working out for five days a week, we all know he probably had a 'yes man' personal trainer that told him everything he wanted to hear. Hey, getting paid to be those types would keep anyone going.

Gary and John are pretty much the same, sometimes Gary could look better with a nice hairstyle, clothes, shave, etc.... John is meh, just too broad of a face, lazy build with no definition. Benji was just a wasted evaluation, though now that he's 55 he is thin after losing so much weight. In a way being hefty suited to him, despite not being the most attractive guy in any way.

hebreWs.... 🙄

jacky 5 - fred 4 - baba 3 - john 3 - howard 2 - benjy 1 -

Robin talks way too f n much..interrupts and just says idiotic things..god .she sux....plus she tries desperately to be funny and relative. Her fake laugh is detestable...she interrupted so many times during Howard introducing judges..wow....rude and so annoying!!!! Never ever says a creative and original comment.

I think Fred's physique is definitely the best out of all them. Atleast a 7 in my opinion.

Howard has chicken legs

Funny that Howard thought he had leg muscles!

The judges are inarticulate lunatics. Everyone in that studio is either a 2 or a 3.

Johns suit sucks

Gange is worst interviewer...asks the most idiotic questions...so horrible..

The judges were delusional. Im glad Howard lost bc it bruised his ego but giv ing him and Benjy a 3 on physique is ridiculous..Fred had best physique. Gary looked horrible and got same score as Howard...that makes no sense!