The Most Bizarre Speedrun Strategy Ever Found

this is my favorite discovery...

just WTF

im so sorry but it fucking hurts to watch people handle discs that way. i know it's engineering and it's fascinating but ow

Whos here fr spiff video 😅

This is so gross

The dirty Dan strat

someone needs to create some kind of software that just automatically detects for load screens and stops the timer so this is not even a thing

I NEED summoning salt to make a video on this

No ketchup! Shit!

I’ve got a serious PROBLEM with people who customize their platforms for their SpongeBob Speed Runs, ya know? They’re not even people imo. Scum.

take a shot everytime he says xbox

God this is disgusting
Cool tecnique

Wtf lmao wasting your life clearly and he licks disks? Lmaoo

classic

Battle for Bikini Bottom: the Dirty Bubble edition

This is fascinating and disgusting

This was the last place I expected to see a “years of research” joke

I can just get lost in a trance to Shifts Voice, another beautiful Video. Thanks Shift!

so fucking nasty

Licking your disks clean wasn't viable? Impossible

You ppl take video games wayy too seriously wow lol

everyone involved in this video, either named or producer, needs to go touch grass

Holy guacamole.

"smeared my gamer gunk" is my favorite phrase in this entire video

hey Shift Nice agdq run at 2022, found this video before the 2022 run and got the game because of you and your buddies, and nice vid.

ooo he gon AGDQ22 les gooo

Speedrunning is fucking weird.

yall do realise this is an internet rabbit hole-

Really enjoyed the video man. Been a while since I've watched any of your content, so I had no idea you handed the channel over to Jesus.

Jokes of course. I never thought smudges would actually benefit a video game in any way, haha. Really interesting. Also, I checked my Xbox for laughs and I have a Samsung drive. Thought that was neat.

This is so sad, but I enjoy watching it

So this is a speedrun emulators will never be viable in

Honest question here - who tf licks their disks to clean them? That never even crossed my mind...

MOM I swear it's a speedrunning technique!

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At this point it's time to remove load times from the RTA to standardize times across machines

We just made a copy of Cheggers Party Quiz (we tried 2 copies) work after not loading at all, by wiping armpit sweat on the disk. You are a god.

I didn't grow up to these... I grew up with better than this, Atari.

that dude's immunse system must be incredible if he's LICKING his game discs clean

Pretty much any speed room I ever follow discounts the time required for loading in between levels and such. Why on Earth do they include load times in this specific game only?

Seems like finding the right drive and optimal gamer greasing of the disk would make running the game at a high level too inaccessible. Why not use some agreed-upon standard emulator instead?

Круто =)

Isn't "modifying hardware" against speed running "rules"? I feel that should extend to disks/cartridges ...

Has the speed running community exhausted "skill" as a way to shave time, and so has begun to embrace previously taboo methods? And if this is acceptable, where do you draw the proverbial line? Turbo controllers? Pre-programmed button sequences?

(If the reason you got a better time over someone else, comes down to the type of Xbox you used, can you actually say you are a more "skillful" speed runner?)

Кто после видео наритца?

For some reason this video reminded me of the chip I had in my Xbox as a kid, you could literally just rip entire games from a disc to the Xbox, I used to rent new games from blockbuster rip them onto my Xbox and then return them the next day and repeat.

nice..

Me *a fucking intellectual: Just ignore any and all loading time.