Goblin Slayer Abridged (Goblin Slayer Parody) - Season 2 Episode 1

“Wait, I’M a priest! Gimme your soul! Your bones are weak!”

btw 1 gold equals roughly $1,000

" i dont need a god to whoop your ass crazy style! I'll rip your asscheeks out through your nose, you scrawny wizard fuck' jesus that fucking killed me fucking perfect delivery imo 🤣🤣

What even is this show like unabridged lol this is just the show to me

I think I shed a small tear of joy seeing this pop up in my feed

5 minutes later in the show she actually dropped that heat on him 😂

I'm pretty sure it's already been said, but i'm pretty sure that goblin slayer is just a ranger with a favored enemy of goblins (of course) and a favored terrain of caves (While he's good in the forest, he constantly is bemoaning the fact that they're not in a cave of some sort). While he lacks the magic and the affinity to nature, he definitely does some very rangery things (What other party member would smell like goblin piss?)

I cant wait for episode 2

I cast,"SMITE NERD!!!!"

God damn, Rookie Cleric went OFF.

I WANT MORE!

Welcome back, boys.

Fish

There were no visible gaaaawblins... they are getting smarter hiding from us

So as someone who did delivaries that deliveries in the back is scary accurate

Mooovement😂

My favorite part is the same voice actress dose the elven ranger and frieren.

not as funny as it used to be, but i do appreciate the update.
hopefully the next episodes wont be as boring.

JoeyKat really puts that pained wheezing voice to work!

I knew the moment the next season came out that the abridged version would be absolute gold. And I am so thankful I was proven right.

It’s crazy how much I love this series, I think I like it more than the OG and I love that show too

I hate that Priestess did not get promoted based on the idea she was carried by a bunch of silver ranks.

They would have died like 40 times without her. How are they carrying her? She and lizard boy carried them

Just like every support main ever. We make victory possible lmao

We need to support Guild Girl 😔

Smite Nerd!

"I'm gonna become the Wizard King."
Sir, you are in the wrong anime

“Your bones are weak!!!”

What have they done to cheese lizards face?

Did... Did the dwarf just make a Griffin McElroy reference?

Holy shit, he straight up murdered Guild Girl.
"Just let me know when your next day off is."

Priestess starts teaching: okay introduce yourselves.
Rookie sorcerer: I'm a mage and my name is-
Preistess interrupting: shhh shhh shh! No names, not in this line of work.

Now what does Goblin Slayer watching say ....

This shit is hilarious!
Good job.

So I saw this and said “oh shit season 2 of goblin slayer is out?” And then I was gonna watch it and then watch this. That was like an hour and a half ago, I got two episodes in and just dropped it… idk why but this season is a dump and apparently that’s a common sentiment. Good news is this was at the level of quality that had been set before so I’ll be watching season 2 abridged

Preistess fails sass
GG: "My student is a failure"

I keep coming back to this just for the Guild ribbing Wizard Boy, especially "GIMME YOUR SOUL! YOUR BONES ARE WEAK!!!"

It's funny that while Dwarf and Elf banter, Priestess legit wants nothing to do with Lizard.

Why is my notification for this video four weeks late???..

Goblin Slayer: "17? What the fuck?"
Bro definitely used to steal priesty girl's panties (or perhaps he's going to do it now) 💀

yessssss season 2 for solong i have waited and finally love you guysss

Man, he should of casted testicular torsion.

Amazing

OMG NEW FUCKING EPISODES!! I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

“Give me your soul your bones are weak”