Strong Bad Email #134 - Record Book

Fun fact
Guinness World Records don’t mean Jack shit. They’re a novelty company not an official record keeping one. You can you can literally pay to have a record made and they can be made sure you will be the only one yo have that record. So coach Z could’ve easily had the gum stuck to his face record if he’d could have coughed up the cash to do it.

strong sad's face looking through the magnifying glass is very cute. love that guy

Lore of homestar runner sbmails momentum 100

The records here are still more impressive and research based than anything won by Tommy Tallirico (that game composer who was exposed as a fraud some time back)

HAHAHA LITTLE STRONG BAD HAHAHA VERY VERY DIRTY HAHAHA

Dirtiest DIAPE- WHOA *cough-cough-cough-coffee-eggs-bacon*

3.38 Ai be like

This episode has what is easily my favorite Homestar Runner character moment. Homestar is not only impersonating Jeff Foxworthy, but he laughs at his jokes before his own punchline and he thinks that blue collar comedy counts as an entry into a record book.

All these years later, and Bubs' picture for Cutest Couple still gets me. XD

I love how Homestar keeps thinking it's a joke book lol
That other type of compilation book we pored through as kids. 😅 Perfect example of Homestar's particular brand of confusion!
Just like thinking he's an actual ant because Bubs is giant

I just realized today that the entire 4th chapter of that record book is at least 72 pages long (like, larger than the first 3 chapters combined, apparently.) Must’ve had a lot of smell records back in the day, huh?



(Also, apparently, I fear the King of Town’s power level if a heart attack is nothing more than a hiccup to him.)

Wouldn’t Coach Z be the same age as Strong Bad considering that they were both babies in middle school accord to the SBemail where he talks about high school?

Strong mad looks so proud of his paper towel tube 🥰

Coffee! Eggs! Bacon!

I bet Onion Bubs could set the record for most beloved fan favorite

I just realized that in the "old" record book, he was on chapter 4: the record of smells. Which from coach z to "lil-strongbad" went from 42 pages to 116..... that's a lot of pages of smells....

What a bunch of bullhooooooooowoooweeoweeoooooooooo... Ky bull honky