Sick Burns from Critical Role

I'm a little sad Caduceus' "I'm vegan, so I hope the menu tonight reflects that," wasn't in here, but everything else definitely made up for it

The most polite 'you will die alone' you will ever hear 😂 holy shit!

What was the first one?

Respectfully

The càd burn......

that Cad convo with the head made wasn't a burn, THAT WAS POURING NAPALM DOWN SOMEONE"S THROAT

I've only really watched C3 and Ashton is fairly quiet so far, but the more I watch Taliesin, the more I love his wisdom and attitude.

“Help me Jesus! Help me Tom Cruise!”

Is "I'll bring that back I guess" some sort of joke I missed in C1 or is it just Keyleth being salty is the whole punchline?
Either way its still hilarious lol

@TP Burrow: You should have included the Vex incident forever known as "The Great Broom Panic" during the liveshow in Campaign 1, where Laura said, "Thanks, Matt. You just saved a marriage."

Or the incident in the "Scanlan Love Potion" bit on the last liveshow of Campaign 1.

"Respectfully" WHERE WAS THE RESPECT SUPPOSED TO BE CAD?

You forgot the cold blooded murder of that carriage driver by Vex during the first campaign.
“You could become anything you want”
“Probably not a lute player…”
She said it in front of the Emperor’s entire court. That poor boy. For the record, this was the guy Percy tortured by shooting off his fingers. Even Grog was shocked.

I don't know if this count as a burn but "Little elf girl" is still one of my favourite moment that put the whole table, including the DM, into panic mode. 😂

"I wish for you, in the future, to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone," is one of THE HARDEST lines in CR history. It is so unauthorized, I love it so much.

Which campaign had the female barbarian who’s sword is called Only Friend?

The caduceus burn will always be the most legendary of them all, simply because of the absolute seriousness behind it

I need the story behind the first scene or at least the episode number.

People insulting the strength of Travis's character is so weird to me because I haven't finished C1 yet, so he's still playing Grog.

Firbolgs ending their insults with "respectfully" must be a racial trait.

I hope this is the beginning of a series because there were SOOOO many more moments of sick burns and thrown shade that were a blast to experience! (Honestly surprised that "Your secret is safe with my indifference" and the one time where Talesin threw shade at Marisha and she attacked Sam for it because she thought it was him weren't in this video.)

honestly that first clip always annoys me, keyleth was always the "can dish it out but cant take it" kind of person and its so annoying. she constantly shit on scanlan, but when he does it to her she just gets pissed off.

Leaning into the danger is amazing!

All of Nott's fjord-is-weak jokes are really my favourite, I miss their relationship so much!

I mean, what else could we expect from a Grave Domain Cleric who regularly drinks "people tea"? And the slow burn of the burn... ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 "It's Love that makes people" and sometimes breaks them, because of their clear LACK of it. Yep, Caduceus, gently loving people (good and evil) into the ground to be consumed and then later (if they're lucky) consumed; probably with a nice touch of mint and bergamot. 😏

I love how theirs no context to these and none of them make sense in the clip shown.

I think Cads best burn is in that but he says to Trent "in the presence of" not "please of meeting" It's all about the words!

Taliesin Jaffe, you are a poet..

can I get some context for the first one?

Thanks for this, great compilation! I might also raise you Pike's "There is a curse on this family. It's called diabetes"

I need more context for that arm regeneration one.

Cad with that CM Punk pipebomb

You could make a whole video dedicated to fjord and Veth interactions

I forget the context for the first one but I remember the joke, was it a joke about failing to do something during a fight?

Really sad the “you mean subtraction” bit isn’t here. That was Gold

I also like the
Jester: "I can heal people, mom!"
Nott: "she CAN heal people"

I was expecting percys "your secret is safe with my indifference" but I understand.

The thermo-nuclear mic drop from Cad is always going to be the winner.

Can someone explain the first part

Cadd’s burn was great

"I wish for you to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone." That has to be the harshest burn I've ever heard.

I was waiting for snee snake

I've watched C2 three times...
And I might do it again. 😄
I friggin love those characters so much!

Am I the only one who never enjoyed Veth's teasing of Fjord? I get he deserved it when he tried to get her in the water too many times when it was scary to her. But he apologized for it once he learned her true past.

Yet she kept doing it over and over again even though Fjord is like the humblest member of the Mighty Nein, I dunno, always felt like Sam was just trying to manufacture comedy that wasn't there.

The Caduceus burn always makes me think of his other big interaction with Trent in the last episode: “Empathize.”

I missed the " okay SNEA SNAKE"

I love salty Keylith lol

@TP Burrow - Wasn't the regrowing the arm thing was in the Search for Bob? Or maybe the search for Grog? (not Grog's one-shot as it says in the video details).

I think my other favorite Fjord/Veth moment was when she told him he was hotter when we didn't know anything about him.

If only we had context for the burns from years ago

That last one wasn't just a burn, that was a flamethrower! Jesus Christ Talesin! lol