Worst Horror Movie Ever: Uwe Boll's Alone In The Dark - Worst Movie Ever

"You assholes all pointed your guns at it... *AND THEN DID NOTHING!!!*" 💀😭

Alone in the dark is a far cry better then Far Cry.

Some of your best work by a mile. Laughing my ass off.

I had the misfortune of watching the first 15 mins of this turd. Then I remembered Space Ice.
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Uwe Boll must have had dirt on a lot of people to have gotten so many movies made. He's in the running for worst director of all time. Uwe Boll makes Michael Bay and Zack Snyder look like geniuses.

their powers are explained. Weak explanation. Slugs on the spine.

as a kid who watched my dad play alone in the dark and was so excited when this movie came out, i remember downloading it off limewire and being sooo fuckin disappointed even through kidgoggles i knew this movie sucked nuts

the guy making these videos is steven seagal

As usual with a Christian Slater movie, it’s total crap. 🤣

I love your reviews

Things people do for a paycheck. I mean I'd even be in a Seagal movie.

Uwe Boll doesn't make movies, he makes plot-holes.

I didn't know Slater was so hard up to do a boll flick. Sad.

Holy shitballs..they actually made a sequel

Best part of this movie was that it introduced me to the band nightwish

I haven’t see the movie but by watching this it look like a great one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✌🏽

Why did you crash through the windows when you could've used the door?
"Yeah, right, cause that's just as fun."

Kirkland brand Tara Reid is better than actual Tara Reid.

Space Ice needs to be an actual critic. Imagine him revieiwing movies in the mainstream 😂

I saw this when I was 10 as my first rated R movie. Scared me so bad lol, I was afraid to cross the street to go to my friends house in broad daylight because of the last scene.

“WHY??” kills

Boll directing, Breen writing and Seagal staring in it would be the best movie in history. It would never leave cinema's. Everybody needs a good laugh every day.

From True Romance and Interview With a Vampire to Uwe Boll?? Poor Christian Slater

AND SERIOUSLY?? An abandoned stroller??!

My favorite exclamation of frustration, "oh, for fuck's sakes!" I always LMAO everytime.

But IT has good Action scenes. I would watsh that movie again.

Uwe Boll a Raspberry’s Award winning director

Random Note: I just checked Tara Reid's imdb page and she has 20 projects upcoming.....FUCKING 20!! They have to be direct to streaming or something.

Oh and this movie sucks, but we all know that.

Worst thing is to know, that if the movie was written like it should be, the damage would have been far less and it could have been maybe even watchable. Seriously who writes this stuff? Does anyone even read what is written at any moment? Just wow.

Just wanna know why tf is that actor smiling all the fukng time in a horror movie

This movie is so bad I was expecting Steven Seagal to grab Dr Tara Reed and Say
* This is my Baby*

👍 Gj, SI! I tried to watch this movie once (drunk) and got about ten minutes in, stopped watching, and started hoping Boll would die soon.

"This poor mans Tara Reid, who is happens to also being played by the actual Tara Reid" 😂😂😂😂 my fucking chest hurts 😂😂

Christian Slater was attacked by Walter White? It explains the "powers" if it is Walter White, he's powered by his blue meth!

What one man can lift a two inch thick lid of gold

I can honestly say that I have never seen so many electromagnetic's in one place before

Slater what happened

I'm so grateful that I've never watched this rubbish money laundering scheme.

Tara reminds me to not let alcohol/liquor take over my life.

The commentary about the Police looking for 20 children behind that bush.....killed me LOL

Uwe boll is starting to turn into a lolcow he is so DELUSIONAL

Did somebody actually license the name of the game series to then make a movie that has NOTHING to do with any of the games?

"The movie somehow completely falls apart at the end, which is crazy because it was never coherent in the first place."

Dr Hudgens firing with a machine gun from ten feet away from the main three and not hitting any of them, and then getting killed by them with a knife....

Budget tara reids lookin pretty good as far as tara reids go

Im pretty sure thats a reused monster from the relic.

Thanks so much for making these videos man. Saved like 9mins of my life.