What Is the Weirdest Thing You've Overheard?

Does Indian get considered Asian? Considering it is further east than Turkey, then yes. Turkey straddles the continental line of Europe/Asia. The "Middle East" is considered Asia, that is why it is "East".

I was someone's weird conversation. I was with my therapeutic mentor the day after Christmas at the mall. Ok so we were in the line of a Victoria's secret. Anyways I was telling my therapeutic mentor about how that Christmas was my first year doing the Yankee Swap with my family. Anyways I told her that since next year I turn eighteen I wanna order a rainbow dildo for the Yankee swap and get another gift as a decoy. Anyways many heads turned LOL

overheard at the pharmacy: if you bred a tiger and a kangaroo, do you think you'd get a real life tigger?

A friend of mine told me that one night when he was driving on the overpass he saw something jump over his car. He told me it was “unknown” but looked liked Slenderman. I had a couple of hypotheses when he told me this story. Either he was drunk (which would be stupid because he would never drink and drive) or taking drugs (also unlikely, he was pretty clean). Another theory was it probably kids playing a Halloween prank which was unlikely because he said it happened in April. Lastly it was at night and could have been hallucinating. Lastly he could have just made the story up, but he was pretty serious guy so this would be out of character for him. I live in a small town so stories like this are often caused by locals who are bored with their lives or actual freaky stuff. Whatever he saw I just hope I don’t see something like this while I’m driving.

So back in my undergrad days there was this little vegan cafe on-campus where I liked to have lunch. One day I ended up sitting next to the group of female athletes, didn't catch what sport and didn't care. All I could focus on was them graphically discussing the huge dumps they had to take in order to make weight, and all the laxatives they had to consume to do it. It was all I could do not to throw my baked potato at them.

on campus i walked past these two girls talking to each other and one said "can he grow it back or is it permanent?" What were they referring to??😭😭

I work as a waiter in a fastfoodrestaurante. If I want to I can listen to all kinds of weird things going on in my custommers lives. Unless the custommers directly talk to me and or I happend to pass by their table in that exact moment, I never listens to my custommers. I am far away deep in my own thoughts doing work.

Once, I was waiting in line at motor vehicles, and I overheard this woman talking on the phone and saying, “Apparently, that bad smell was a dead hamster. We don’t own a hamster.”

Overheard at a movie theatre, about to see American Reunion, but while passing by a giant cardboard standee poster for 3D re-release of The Phantom Menace....

"I want to see American Beauty in 3D!"

Europeans really think us Americans are out here dodging bullets everywhere we go 😂😂😂.

Yes working for the government is bad,but nowhere near "Necrophilia."😂

I use to work in the cocktail lounge in a 5 star hotel. A regular came in and sat at the bar. He was talking on his phone to, i assume, his female partner. All i heard him say was, "don't worry, I'll eat you out, it's my job."

I worked retail as a supervisor for 2 years in a sketchy location. Weirdest shit I've heard: "F+ck me backwards and call me a dog. Theyre out if my damn popsicles"!

Some of these made me genuinely laugh or outright chuckle outlou. 😂.

Man one “you can’t do that, it’s illegal”
Man two “in this state or this country?”

Years ago as I was checking out at a pet store, I overhead a girl who looked to be about 14-15 telling her friend that she slept with her boyfriend but didn’t use a condom because, and I quote, “the reverend said it’s a sin to use birth control because you’re admitting to having premarital sex.”

My grandmother used to go to downtown department stores just to peoplewatch and collect moments like this. The "best" thing she ever overheard? "I like mine boiled in oil!" Probably referring to cooking, but with a little imagination the possibilities are endless.

I was in a line for a waterslide once and two teens were behind me. They were talking and one says to the other "I'm ready to go like Bazooka JOE!" the other friend thought for a moment and asked. "who is Bazooka Joe?" The first guy paused to think about it before responding. "He's someone who is ready to GO!"