Bill Burr Loves The College Admissions Scandal | CONAN on TBS

Conan's mom went to Yale law

All murder related things aside, OJ was an amazing player. Too bad things turned out the way it did

Conan and Bill have a great dynamic. Conan might be the conductor, but Bill is the entire orchestra

Don’t forget the juice promoted isatoner gloves and hertz rental cares

There was this scurrilous bothersome petty thief who when brought before the booking Irish desk Sergeant said he had been to Yale before this.

The desk Sergeant responded, "Sorry lad, but that gets you no points here. Now if you say you'd gone to Harvard ... then maybe some small leeway could be seen. Regardless what's your name?"

"Yahn Yones" replied the grifter.😍

Yes. Thank you Bill and Conan.

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They need to do a tandem podcast together and just work off their great energy. The Conan the Billburrian podcast

Some of the nicest people I know committed murder

You heard Conan. He studied his balls off in high school, probably sacrificed his social life, and got straight A's. Just like you, right? He became elite through sacrifice and discipline. Be happy for him, not jealous.

I disagree.

Didn't find a bachelor of arts difficult, of course not...lol.

Apparently, everyone was acquitted in that case. Is this a surprise to anyone? 🤔

Conan saw the joke a mile away you can see it on his face lmao

I went to an Ivy (Penn) for my freshman and sophomore years and then finished up at a state school (Montana State), and I completely disagree with Conan here. Even in my lower level classes at Penn I was getting assigned hundreds of pages of reading per class every week and the papers were 10-15 pages. At MSU, in my upper level classes I was getting assigned 5-10 pages of reading per week and my longest paper was 6 pages. The standard of excellence wasn't any higher at Penn and there were smart students at MSU and some students at Penn who you wonder how they got in, but there was way more work at Penn. Conan's probably just really smart if he thought Harvard was no biggie.

O.J. gets lots of earned respect.
In America everyone is innocent until found guilty by a jury!
If I'm not mistaken O.J. was found to be NOT guilty! Anyone calling him a murderer in a restaurant doesn't understand our country's laws and should get educated before opening their mouths!
When we watch NFL games in 2023 and a player breaks free and running for the touch down we still say "he's turning on the juice"!

Nordberg!

I heard people call it the "University of Second Chances"
I could never figure out why anyone would cheat to get into a university like that.

when o.j when bustin the bad guys on the shipping vessel...and he went through a series of injuries..
but in the middle...brushed up against a door with a wet paint sign...and he yelled..." oh no"!!! that was comedy at its finest

Bill Burr would have a twisted point, if football accomplishments really mattered...which they do not.

actually...the OJ comment from burr is the same comment in nature that kanye west made about H*****....soooo i think it is funny that he criticised him so much

Burr and Conan really need to have a podcast together it would be epic.

No just like with public schools they pass idiots so it doesn't look like they have a high fail rate.

I dunno about this take, I guess if OJ murdered bill burrs daughter he MIGHT feel different.

I think Bill Burr is pretty funny, but god he's a jerk/

How come not many white kids get into American universities? Is it due to intelligence?

None of them flunked out? You don't know that.

Sure... Normalize a murderer because he could also run fast.

So Conan's a Harvard legacy. Learn something new every day.

He's not wrong about admissions to these elite or "difficult" universities. Try fighting your way through giant public universities where they don't give a crap. It's sink or swim.

My Brother Told Me That When He Arrived at College, High School "School Work", Didn't Come Close to Preparing Him for College "School Work".
(& He Was an 4.0 Average HighSchoolStudent!)

Ever since I saw Bill in Chappelle Show I thought this guy is pretty funny. Never thought he’d one day become one of my favorite comics of all time

"Detective Nordberg!"

Makes me want to watch OJ Simpson highlights. Thanks for the tip.

University of American Samoa !!!

From what I understand, the course material in top universities and regional schools are pretty similar. Many IVY schools also have graduation rates around 85%+ while average schools have around 60 percent. Granted there are some differences but in the end, it’s getting in that’s the hard part.

Naked gun, one and two. Amen Bill.

Here’s the thing: if one plus one equals two, HOW is it BETTER if you pay $200,000 to learn it than $20,000 to learn it? Ever think about that? Fact is fact. Why are facts more expensive in some colleges than others??? Are they TRUER facts? BETTER facts? It’s all the same knowledge.

These guys are both just class 💯

😂

I do agree with Bill. Bad deeds do not cancel someone's talent.

Many people do not test well but have the aptitude for the ivy league curriculum; this is not news... but cheating is effed.

The funny part of that whole scandal was that the parents could have just done what rich parents have always done in making a sizable donation to the school then there would have been no need for the fraud.

"GET OUTTA THE POOL!!!"

I think Conan was made from popcorn

Lmao I love bill

OJ simpson is a scholar and a gentleman.

Bill is right about OJ, like just because he’s a murderer doesn’t mean I have to forget about his time as a football player. Me enjoying his football does not somehow mean I condone murder. You can separate the different aspects.