Microsoft Sucks at Everything

You are not funny bro, corny 2017 ass humour

Now imagine its ur email and work group chat too

I don't see how exclusives is being posed as the solution when it's the most cursed outcome.
"I have to pay $500 to play this game" is not the consumerist dream I want Microsoft/xbox to strive for

Thank you for the video ! It hits the nerve, also funny 😄

Google is probably the most evil out of them all.

Windows has been a rough ride ngl 😂 Windows 7 was peak.

The Oracle Ad in a video about how Microsoft sucks is fairly close to peak irony

NO.

STOP SHOUTING OUT DAVID CAGE.

DO NOT LEGITIMIZE THE FRENCH-CANADIAN HACK-FUCK DAVID CAGE.

Microsoft may suck but Windows Movie Maker cemented my love for film making

BUY THE SERIES X, look at this AWESOME list of games you will only find here.

2 years later: Also, you can play everything from that list on a phone, Ps5, PC, TV, portable device, so in reality you never needed a Series X. Isn’t that wonderful?

That “Xbox has so much money” acquisition song goes hard

bro i need more jakey bo bakey videos :(

Ewww Opera

343 apologists behavior will not be tolerated. They are 100% complicit in the untimely death of John Halo

Can't wait for the follow up video after the 'everything is an XBox' campaign. 😅

This dude is projecting personified, also fuck off with the whiteout pages smh

Microsoft Office UI is fucking ridiculous. What was wrong with 2000s style? Everything was super clean, easy and accessible. Now when I want to save my file in MS Word, for some reason it opens some stupid new tab on full screen, suggest to save in cloud (WTF?!), I need to click on "More options" and then the classic save vindow opens. WHO THE HELL DESIGNED IT. MS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. And instead of making it faster, lighter and cleaner or leaving what is working in peace, they add more stupid options or redesign everything and we need to learn it every time they update it.

Windows 11 is SOOO bad and the forced grade is outrageous!!!

The zune!

This is why I mainly boot Linux.

All everybody does nowadays is upgrade to win 11 and start debloating it and listening to some indians on how to fix somethings for the next two weeks
if a new os comes out with windows accesibility, there basically dead

There’s a reason MS and Google are considered adversarial companies.
Both are borderline criminal organizations. Always on the tip of violating the law.

In regard to Windows - since Satya MS knows their OS is dying and futureless.
They moved all of their expansion plans to the cloud while OS department continues to hemorrhage money (along with most departments)

They only continue because they already have a market share and they can use their remaining masochistic customers to earn some income off of selling their personal info.

In short - you get what you paid for.

Kinda ironic how you say edge is bad the go over and promote opera gx😂

I find it amazing that the CEO of XBOX is so out of touch he doesn't understand that one single game can make your company if what you company sells is required to play that game.
People buy 2000$ GPUs just to play a game for 3 months, they buy keyboards, mice, chairs, anything they need, for the end goal of playing a game as good as they can.
Too big to fail? Microsoft is too big to succeed.

Windows 11 is awesome! It made me switch to Pop OS as my permanent desktop OS for my 4090 Gaming PC--as in making my main OS anything but Micro$oft

Windows 11 made me switch to Mac for work and Linux for home use/HTPC.

bing is so bad it doesnt even get a line in the video lol

I hate how ms is trying to turn all their apps into clunky websites pretending to be apps

I'm here watching this after being impossibly angry at how Forza Horizon 5 feels the need to FOMO most new cars it releases, so if you don't "unlock" them in a specified timeframe, you can just never have said car in the game. They seem particularly fond of FOMOing Toyotas and Lexuses, my theory is because they despise the concept of reliable things engineered to work as intended and repeatedly

Honestly you could have made a video only about teams and it would have the same length. I hate this piece of shit so much. I have never seen a program with more bugs and the worst part is I have to use it every fucking day for work. Every meeting I join, someone has some kind of problem with teams.

Makes this video and turns around and says Tesla is the best company lol

i'm glad you're addressing Microsoft as the problem in Halo.
people constantly shitting on 343 for just trying their best, when they're doing a very good job for what they're handed, is so tiresome as a Halo fan.

Yes, Microsoft is a bit of S** for Now, with that's why i use linux.

working in hardware retail with a customer tech support service, spent a whole afternoon trying to remove a parental control on a buggy office 365 account on a very old mom's laptop so that his son can download farm sim 25 mods on it.

never in my life ive experienced this mess of a user interface, cant even log in with a working password, accounts disconnecting for no reason, merging between gmail and outlook adresses.
xbox, windows and microsoft store accounts are linked but didnt synchronise the settings, even after succesfully removing the parental control, and it was still locked from downloading game content.

the mom forgot dozens of passwords and did not have a clue of what was actually happening cause i found myself giving up with the double authentifications failing at every attempt, password resets not sending verification links, text messages not working, server crashes at every successful connection and i ended up downloading his sons game on steam lol

Whenever microsoft does something good they make sure to fk it up with upcoming versions but i think xbox use to have good services

the way the third jakey says "jakey" always hits

Console wars aside the series x is the best console this gen hands down.

the guy criticizes Microsoft and yet promotes Opera GX lol

Microsoft is just Disney for tech..

I fuckkin hate MS Word

The knowledge, references and experiences distilled so well without feeling preachy or too serious is 🤌🏻

due to switches success nintendo won the console wars by a landslide, its literally ion the way of becoming a top selling console of all time... if xbox would have a desktop mode like samsung phones and tablets, id literally ditch the pc for it.

Xbox Stroke, sign me up

No offense… but Jake you don’t really have a good finger on the pulse when it comes to companies such as Meta, Apple, Amazon, or Microsoft.

All you’re considering is a few products that may or may not have impressed you or sold more than the previous thing.

These days, it’s a battle for AI and computing. The Xbox or Facebook whatever you’re going on about isn’t even relevant to the conversation in investments and the future these major players are going.

Man, I don’t know what to tell you. I found the Windows 11 experience very nice. Now some of the things that they’re rolling out right now are annoying me but the operating system works well.

If it wasn't for the comedy I wouldn't have continued watching this, great video!

Excel is pretty good tho.