r/AmazonReviews | this hurts...

I would rather get eaten by a hobo than purchase any consumable at and from starbucks

"A lifetime supply of lube, and when it's empty, you have a 55 gallon drum"

But... Lifetime. I guess the drum can double as a coffin?

That last one needs to be animated.

God fucking damnit the cricket one. 😂 I am just imagining seeing the cricket and the man/woman having a wrath of the lich king moment with "arthas my son" playing in the background to only see the trapped cricket hurdling into the trash. 😂

That first one 🤣. He's using it wrong. Don't wipe your backside with it. You're supposed to put your willy through the hole to clean the pee off...lmao. Try that and let us know how it goes...

That first one..... 🙄

Are you on a tight schedule or something? Why are you running all these together? Poorly composed👎

800 for a casket? Just let me rot in the street

Don't move country for that Finnish gf, if you were thinking of it. I'm being serious. I live in Finland, I've seen many men come here cos they met a Finnish girl somewhere and it's always a mistake.
Do not uproot your life for her.

that's a painful subject😢

Happy Birthyaa!! if she's like 3 y/o this is golden.

Wow toilet brush, should come with detailed instructions. With pictures of what not to do. Holey shit!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Okay, but what brand of non slip works shoes were they? I'd like to get my hands on em.

The giant beach ball review is my favorite.

60 condoms HA , I get 150 per bag cuz they iz way cheaper

RIP Christine Campbell's butt

Imagine just hearing someone say “No, don’t sit there! It’s gonna release the farts” and your just trying to sit down 😭

I wonder if he used the toilet brush externally or more like a pipe cleaner.

I ordered the leggings 10/10

Help I burned my fingertip on hot glue.

I didn't expect this to suddenly make me feel bad for a cricket, but it did

The happy birthday one got me for a moment

I always read reviews on amazon. The sad thing is there are a lot of serious reviews out there of people who dont know how to use products correctly and because of it, give products bad reviews.

The crickets ones are awful for them, but that’s what he gets hey 🤷🏻‍♀️

I need to find out what a super big gulp holds in liters and where I can buy 5 hour engery drinks. My house needs cleaning.

The D isn't even missing she just used it for the A in HAPPY

Can confirm. That hurts.