What did your friend do that accidentally turned you on? r/AskReddit

Bruh everything here is fake

I'm sure this is gonna sound weird as hell, but here goes: Me and my dog, August, a goldendoodle 1 y/o were playing. He is really playful and likes to bite. He's gentle about his bites, though. So anyway, he started to jump up and attack me playfully while also biting me. He bit my shoulder and it turned me on. I was like "Oh no, oh no. oh no. This isn't fun anymore.". I try to get my dog to stop biting me but he won't, he just thinks I'm being playful with him.
Hope this isn't TMI. Sorry if it is.

Idk why, but it doesn’t matter who does it, I fucking love when people pay my head or play with my hair, it’s not like a fetish or anything it just makes me feel joy

That bizcocho thing was a lie lol

reddit being normal challenge (impossible)

Got a tan!

I was wearing a vest with an open hoodie and this friend-whose-a-girl said, "you might want to cover that up".
Oops my nipple was showing, and she added as a gentle put-down joke, "who'd want to wake up to that?".
But that meant we both visualized lying in bed together and we went nuclear from there....

She took of her socks off and put her feet on the stool right in front of me. It became extremely hard for me to keep my composure on and not look like a creep
Like, does she know I have a foot fetish? That was so well executed!

He was trying to help me win a game by giving me all his shots. I kissed him a week later :)

Tending to an injury at work: I already knew this co-worker I worked alongside liked being told what to do. She ended up slicing her finger , and I was able to tend to her with a small first aid kit on my belt. Ended up telling her "Stop squirming" in a semi stern voice. She immediately got flustered, and I saw this as the perfect opportunity to say "Good job." Needless to say, she melted even further. We'd been throwing hints at each other for a while, but this locked it all in. We've been dating a few years now.

Had a friend in highschool sit on my lap as a joke after we finished our 2 mile run, I was on a bench by myself. Needless to say we were both panting and wearing thin jersey shorts, so my body reacted to that and yeah she noticed too. At least she was understanding about it in the end though, despite how embarrassing it was for both of us. She originally thought I had a phone in my shorts lol

I LOVE the “you’re so funny look!”

we were watching a movie at a sleepover, the protagonist and his lover started to get cuddly, I told my bestie to skip this scene cuz their being a lil too much, she pointed out that where literally in the same position, I felt butterflies for some reason

I don't have male friends but a classmate of mine went to another class to find me a chair, it was wholesome

Tf