Stack 8 Pieces In 1 File

Pieces (not pawns). The challenge is failed according to simp's own conventions.

there's an attack on your king and your pieces are slideways. you're still in the challenge mate.

Simp is a coward.
The point of the challenge from the start was to win from the lising position that the challenge created, not to simply line up the pieces.
Simp is a coward for not playing that terrible position.

Low Testosterone

Finish the game

There's a Vienna line that fills a file and is very natural. I'm surprised you didn't go for that.

I thought it was pieces not pieces and pawns. Also kinda lame we didnt see you win.

You definitely lost didn't you simp

*3 speed is really easy to edit in c'mon

coward not continuing the video, that's an interesting game to play from that position

The most interesting part would have been to continue the game. With that and the constant throwing you’ve been doing Imma just unsub

I bet he lost and doesn't want to show the end

Your opponent had the Duolingo bird on their account but the didn't know the french move.

Please stop ending videos early due to "smurfing". It's anticlimactic

Oof, not good simp. You should at least show us a few more moves

"...before capturing ANYTHING." You were supposed to capture at least 1 piece or pawn to complete the task. Disappointing.

That’s why the challenge has to include winning afterwards

Fine, I'll just stop watching your videos then.

Nah man, I want to see how you smurfed your way out of that one.

Disappointing, but fair.

That is just terrible. Like, really. The challenge is supposed to cap you, and force you to play on an unfavorable "starting position". That wouldn't be smurffing, it is just a bad video, probably rushed to push "today's content" and get it out of the way.
If you knew you where going to do that, at least have the decency to not accept the challenge.

And for fuck sake, what a terrible, terrible outro (just to not lose the streak).

I hate these videos. Zero payoff for you doing the challenge. Part of the challenge is you winning not just giving up halfway through.

The lesson here is to add some kind of qualifier after the goal is met to make the end game not just smurfing. Maybe make Simp deliver checkmate with one of the pieces on the stacked file next time.

We can tell that you got mated and feel embarassed about it

SAY WHAT ???

BxP ch KxB Bd1 ch good-bye queen, then take on a6

Play an "I'm better than my viewers" starting from that final position.

If u count pawns as pieces why didn't u go for the most common way to fill a file, a 4 knights game and putting the bishops on c4 and c5. I can't tell u how many time I've seen that happen, its so common. I guess it does rely on ur opponent a little though

Normally, i wouldnt want to see smurfing, but i absolutely would like to see it from this position

I stack reminders that Jeffrey Epstein and John McAfee didn't kill themselves

Bad vid. If you are ina hurry then at least dont use that stupid ending music. It is bad

Always downvote the unfinished videos

noob

Stockfish gives this position -19,80 (negative means black has advantage) at 32/60 depth.

at the end you would've had to play from a terrible position

It's not smurfing if you lost the game...

very cool challenge but I think we all wanted to see how you'd win from that position

Simp forgot pawns are not pieces

are we just going to ignore that his opponent is catman

8 pieces, not pawns!?

Of corse Oppo see the very basic Mate in 16 for black there n he cut the video 😂😂

"Play w/o a challenge" my 🫏!!
You were supposed to make captures after fulfilling the prerequisite. Then win the game! Honestly, as much as I appreciate the tongue-in-cheek, it's really kind of a let down when you don't try to pull out of the nose dive.

This is like when they end the porno before the money shot. Nothing about the money shot is exciting or what I want to see, but somehow it's still incredibly unsatisfying if it's not there.

But we all know there wasn't a money shot here, there was just a lot of limpness, and thats why it wasn't included.

Nah, you're predictable. I knew exactly that you'd end the video to not smurf.

It’s not smurfing. The opponent has a better position!

Do the speed up game thing, or at least play a few extra moves to establish victory. Not that a 100 rated would have a chance but the position is still bad enough that the next few moves are interesting.

Bro did not use 8 minutes for the algorithm.

That blunders THE VIDEO.

Someone got checkmateeeeeeeed

Ending a video in that position is a coward behaviour.

Yeah, I'm gonna need receipts for this one. I want to know you can win after lining up a million points in materials on a single column.

who is a coward

Answer some comments!
Bring back the old outro.
And did you sell your account?