Keith Eats Everything At Chipotle

Your wife’s a vibe killer, no idea why she came on partway through.

lmao also... I can't tell if you're trying to not get sponsorships or if its part of the whole persona now lmaooooooo

Bro you sound like Rick from Rick and Morty if he was an influencer haha :)

Kieth hunked up so much since this. I was surprised how small he looks here

Watched this and then immediately went on a late night chipotle date

Watching in 2024, the intro with N*d jumpscared me a bit I'm ngl

ok no the chocolate milk is so good you dont get it

thank you so much for posting vids they help me with my mental health and they make me smile and laugh

I wish. I wish they could take the jump scare out of the intro here. 😂

Courage JD coming on the show lmao is so funny.

Kids do be lowkey eating good! (Everywhere)

back two years later to say Keith's matty impression was remarkably good

barbacoa is the best option, unless you happen to catch the huge fat deposit that is sometimes featured

best matty matheson impression i've ever heard

Chipotle is foul

We have the normal quesadilla and a sincronizada quesadilla (which is the name of the two tortillas quesadilla she mentioned it)

that is a SPOT ON matty matheson impression.

say queso again

Been there once. Didn't enjoy any of the experience. Is it supposed to be Mexican, Tex Mex? Missed on both. Didn't like the store, didn't like the ordering process, didn't like the staff and the food sucked. I would rather eat from a good restaurants dumpster to be honest. I wish it would burn down and they replaced it with a steak and shake or something. I don't like it. Does it show?

That was an insanely good Matty Mattheson impression

I am way to drunk to see Keith shove an entire half a burrito in his mouth.😂😂😂

Gross ! Chipotle is disgusting. You might get told to leave if you use the wrong pronouns with their woke employees. STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE !!

When Becky said "who's gonna eat that much sour cream?" I would eat that much sour cream. I love sour cream.

caseoh

also just skip the sofritas if you are vegetarian -- just get beans

imo best order is still gonna be white rice bowl with chicken or any of the steaks, cheese, sour cream, pico, guac (maybe) and a side tortilla (large)

“But no corporate sellout opportunities” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAGA

They cal the salsa fresh tomato salsa because it’s not pico, hopefully anyway. Way too acidic to be pico if so.

Can’t taste the lettuce in tomatillo salsa, not sure if he’s serious or playin coy 😂

imagine not being able to rip through two burritos 🤣🤣🤣

And 3 years later, most of Chipotle's items are anywhere between $14 to $18 each with shittier quality and small ass portions. You'd arguably get more food at Taco Bell for that price.

This was simply disgusting to watch, like small unsupervised children eating their food. It seems Keith had an agenda: to do a hatchet job on Chipotle

chanting Moes Moes Moes Moes

Sometimes Becky is annoying. Like, just eat the food. Sorry to say that. 😂

as an ex chipotle employee, i always put a good handful of cheese on the quesadillas, and extra when i would make it for myself

There was a time I got obsessed with cuties& I had them on standby for months 😂😂

People who eat from the middle are huge sinners & they don't give a damn who knows 😂😂

I love taco bell quesadillas but they little AF and almost $10

Why is NO ONE talking about the prototype of Keith’s taco sauce saying Taco #5?? I love it

Yes. I get double wrapped borritos. Their tortillas are delicious 😅

eating chipotle while watching someone else eat chipotle is the way i like to spend my afternoons

Very surprised this guy has a wife… must be an agreement for tax purposes. Keith def loves taking a long one in the dumper

Quesadilla? More like Kidsadilla.

Ah wtf Keith with that song at the end 😂😂😂❤

Keith and Becky are the best

that matty matheson impression is crazy good