Google Translate Sings: "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

I know people always joke about how this is the real song to them...but this is the real song to me, and I unironically enjoy listening to it as it were a real song, my brain just filters out the silly lyrics at this point.

I like how the translation of "Total eclipse of the heart" changes every time. Also one of my favourite songs!

Jajajajaja. Cómo te lo pasas de bien. Disfrutas siendo malilla.👿👿👿👻👻

OVER HERE ✌️

Still less traumatising than the first one

Wow so Google Translate saying this person was betrayed in Love & doesn't care cause they still Loves this person

This one is kind of underrated

“At least I was demolished”
~Bianca Di Angelo, probably

😂😂😂❤

“We cannot do anything”
“You can remove the last sentence”

Gaining confidence, I see

Five years late, by, OMG, I was crying laughing throughout— you nailed the 80’s nostalgia and campiness of the music videos and HOLY CRAP, your voice… I still cannot get over how amazing and powerful your voice is, even when you’re being a total goofball. 😆 thank you, sweet Lady. This was awesome.

She looks so beautiful in this look❣️

👁👁

Wait, 2018 was 5 years Ago!? O-O

I translated TEOTH myself...
(You should go there)
WHEN
I was alone there.
I didn't see that
(Note)
like that
I was a little disappointed.
I saw you cry
(beautiful)
like that
I was a little scared.
The year ended well.
(empty)
like that
I was afraid of him.
You can see your face

(summer eyes).
Something happened.
(All the best)
Something happened.

(sleep)
We always go on vacation.
I love summer
(I have)
Sometimes I get tired.
I slept like a baby on his lap.
(competition)
Sometimes I get angry.
I know I want to cry outside.
(oil) and other products.
Sometimes I get angry.
But I saw your face

(eyes, hands).
Seconds later he was on the floor
(language name).
I immediately ran

I love you now
I need it now more than ever.
If you stay with me
CALL WORLDWIDE BUFFER BOOM BOOM PHONE SOURCE IS HUMAN.
Let's fix this.
Because I'm not wrong.
Together we can achieve our goals.
Your love is like a shadow to me.
Most people don't know what to do in the dark.
We are stable and doing well.
I love you now
The day always begins.
It always starts now.

I immediately fell in love.
I want to go there now.
Do nothing.
He has heart disease
This is the light of my life
But there is no more love.
We didn't say anything.
This is a violation of the law

(Eyes widened)
(eyes closed)

(of the river).
WHEN
I know I shouldn't.
possible
(good)
But usually...
I know you are still alone.
how i love you
(as a bride).
Doing the job
I know there is not enough room for everyone.
It is unique and special.
(for example there).
WHEN
He didn't know
I didn't do anything

(See Bright Star).
Something happened.
(Starry eyes).
I didn't drop this ball.

I love you now
I need it now more than ever.
If you stay with me
Sometimes there are changes
Let's fix this.
Because I'm not wrong.
Together we can achieve our goals.
My love is always (always).
I don't know what to do.
I was always in the dark.
Escape was difficult.
I love you now
The day always begins.
(maybe start today)

I immediately fell in love.
I want to do that.
Do nothing.
This is a violation of the law
This is the light of my life
But there is no more love.
We didn't say anything.
Myocardial infarction
It is a matter of a deaf heart
I love heart disease

(grape shape).
(thing, property) (place, property).
(good)

My aunt's bird likes this song.

good

Oh Melinda you never fail to make me laugh!😂

I am chasing my mom and uncle. My uncle yells "We are living in a hot dog and leaving flowers." Recurring nightmare.
I just lost both of them. What's left? Picking up parts of me and putting them back. All mushed up like a hot dog. There's also flowers everywhere. 🌭💐
So, it's strangely true.
Yeah, I've lost it. Sorry.

There is only one man who loves the darkness... Batman.

Hilarious (as always)! And what a lovely voice. But "I will always love you!" 💗😂 LOLSTC! (Laughing Out Loud, Scaring the Cats!) 👩🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐱

Lives in a hot dog. So, Liane Cartman?

Werther's: 19
Chocolate Eggs: 17
HawHaw: 13
Hershey's Kisses: 12
Fruitaffy: 9
Chocolate Hearts: 8
Chocolate Coins: 4
Hershey's: 4
Suckers: 3
Kinder: 3
York: 3
Starburst: 2
Aero: 2

I Think the The Dance of Vampirs Vision is better

Don't know how many times I've watched this. I've replayed the 'Heart Attack' scene so many times. You'd think I would get used to it, but no. Please Malinda, I know you've got other things in your schedule, but please find time to do more 'translations'. Your sense of humour is priceless..

Brandon McMillan Sings Total Eclipse of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler

I really enjoy your singing, and your comedy that you put into the songs never fails to bring a smile to my face. What more could one want from such a talented young lady?

Amazing eyes, amazing song 🤭🥺 love your channel in 2023 🥰🥰

"Extremely, sharp eyes"

You could say she has a piercing gaze

Given that the real song is about a woman falling in love with and then becoming a vampire, this song is actually pretty accurate! 🤣

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Them Glowing Eyes 👀

<3

Just came across this.. genuine, genius!

“I don’t know what to do when I study in darkness”
Me before the test be like—

Heart of darkness = Prince Andrew

I would LOVE to have you perform for my city, but I feel my city is too far away, so I don't want to make you travel too far just to get to me.

We are living in a Hot Dog....
Eric Cartman is that you ?

"But now, there is only one man who loves darkness"
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The whole world, 1st January 2021:
This year will be a good thing