Dad Jokes with Kratos

kratos in-game: 💀👹☠️👺
kratos voice actor: 😁

I will love to ask him how was it when he Voiced D-MOB in both Def Jam Vendetta and Def Jam Fight For NYC.

All the people that think it's scary when CJ laughs... Are you kidding? I think it shows a different side of him that isn't Teal'c or Kratos. It's charming, IMO.

Why was I brought on to tell these jokes ..... because the valkyries were whining it 😂
Why can I kill sun wu kong ...... because he's a monkeys uncle 😂
Why did mimir did not come to the show to night be cuse he was on a date and got too horny and his date got a head of her self 😂
What did I do to a Coke last nigt becuse I de"cap"itated it 😂

This aged well, still lame and facepalmable

we need 12 hours version of this

A Serpent Guard a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard are meeting on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes flash, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, and the Setesh Guard's,

nose drips.

Chris Judge: 95% Testosterone
5%human

—What, Atreus, is brown and sticky?





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"fucking dies"

Wenn er bizz ist ,ist er brizza..ich now, you tomorow

"Where do you boy a wooden horse?"

"Troys R Us."

If you think those puns are bad, wait till you sea mine.

bro is scared of elevators and doesnt trust stairs. next thing you know he'll have a moral code that forbids him from jumping

Subtitles: [Sound of Stargate actor Christopher Judge enjoying dad jokes]

Kratos: 🔥🩸⚰️☠️
His voice actor: 😂🤣🎀🕺🏻😆

He's very bad at jokes like Odin feeling family bonds

i knew hum as teulk from stargate

READ IT BOYYYYY

it's weird seeing Teal'c laughing

on one hand, Kratos is the kind of Badass Action Character who doesnt even need snappy 'one-liners' whenever he kills someone-- he could just say something Simple, like "...and That's the end of You" and it will be amazing...

...but on the other hand, if in an alternate universe, Kratos goes "full Dad" mode, and uses these lines AS snappy one-liners, when he kills someone...like "I moustache you a question...[slits enemy's throat]...but i'll shave it for later" and it would be Just As Amazing...

Props to Kratos for imitating Christopher Judge

Can February and March be close friends? No! But April May. 🥁

When is a gift not a gift?

Teal'c my beloved.

The one time the old fart attempts to be funny

I hear Tealc, not Kratos.

With a straight face.

Even his dad jokes are longer than cod mw3 campaign

What do you call an ownership title for a hotel?

Inn deed.

Kratos finally chill for once

I know Kratos is bald but the stranger is Balder than him.

I wish they had some of these in the games. XD

i wish some of theses were actually in the game

Dad Of War fr fr

Recently started playing the game and i gotta say its great

PLEASE I NEED A MOD THAT JUST HAS KRATOS DROPPING THESE JOKES WHENEVER THINGS GET QUIET

We NEED Kratos to make some dad jokes during the game

I knew / guessed all of those jokes 😂😂😂

Boy do you know what updawg is?

I thought it was " what do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Then you wait for them to get it right

Is that the 500 cigarettes guy?

That deer's jokes and the I'm sorry jokes are on point

Imagine yo momma jokes

I love this lmfao

yooo i play god of war

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