The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the it's my book they will walk if I tell them to

I lost my shit at "Dementors can't swim. FUCK BACK TO AZKABAN!" and "You shall. Not. FUCK WITH ME!" I only discovered your music recently and I cannot stop binging it. So much good beat. Thanks for all of it!

lol great
orc! run! a balrog has come! kick him in the ass! you shall not FUCK WITH ME!

I’m glad that this is the title of the song.

I'm reading through fellowship right now and yeah this is pretty accurate

I kinda zoned out and didn't listen to the words after listening to this video for the 12th time in a row, and I just noticed how immaculate the supporting parts of the music are. Tom Cardy, you have a gift. Please keep using it.

somebody's following them
elves for the first time, wOw!
attacked by tWeEz
meet a weird bush guy
get stabbed by a dementor!
dementors can't swim
FUCK BACK TO AZKABAN!








...walk underground

"Get that weak-ass bird shit out of here"

Iconic

My fave

As someone who loves and grew up with the movies, but has always struggled with large tomes due to severe dyslexia, I recently decided to give that Prime benefit a rummage and use the free credits for Audible to buy the Fellowship. The version I found most interesting is the one narrated by the one and only Andy Serkis. Being someone who was deeply knowledgeable on the books before getting the role of Gollum in the movies, I felt he would be honoured to do a reading of the books and treat it with the most respect. After about 10 hours of listening to Mr Serkis, I can honestly say that for the love of god CAN SOMETHING PLEASE FUCKING HAPPEN OMG WE DON'T NEED THE HISTORY OF EVERY FUCKING TREE BRANCH JESUS CHRIST I AM SO BORED. I DON'T WANT TO BE BUT I AM FUUUUUCK.

I will say, LOTR is the best RPG story in live action film form ever. It’s got all the RPG races(elves, dwarves, humans, orcs, goblins, trolls, wizards, and others). There’s Trinkets and Mounts and Quest items. One of the main characters Literally Levels Up after taking down a powerful enemy and claiming the XP. Different Magical spells coming from different forms of magic (like Light Magic and Witchcraft) A lot does happen, but if you aren’t All In on the story, all you see is walking.

I admire the narrative of character growth.

LotR is infact a book about walking a lot, but the descriptions of the kandscapes make it fun. You feel like you are there in the world.

The real fellowship was all the walking they did on the way.

You have my hiking boots.

This is my fav I would love to see you do the other two books somehow.

Still mad that this is not on Spotify

Truly his Magnum opus

There's nothing simple about this account of how they get into Mordor.

as someone who has never read any of Tolkien's work and never seen any of the LOTR movies, I am taking this as complete and absolute fact. thank you. better than i ever expected

“You shall not fxxk with me “

"IM ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH",
"GET THAT WEAK ASS BIRD SHIT OUT OF HEAR"
"WALK, WALK, WALK"
Summary of the song

As a writer, the line “This is my book motherf*cker! They’ll walk if I tell them to.” nearly ruined me. Thank you 🙏🏻

God it's literally a year since this came out and I'm still mad I can't listen to this on Spotify.

Hiding in the corner like a gremlin ATTACKED BY TWEES

“Why is Tolkien your favorite author”
Me:

Damn. Tolkien wanted his characters to have strong legs. :V

"Walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk walk." Noice.

Tom. I really hope you read this:
Not putting the LOTR song on your first album (or ANY album) is downright criminal… You should be ashamed of yourself!

Now you’re thinking “What ever can I do to make this up to everyone?”
A LOTR song sequel!
It’s a trilogy sooooo…

Very exciting to be in the room with you mr tolkien

OKAY

IIRC it really does take about a third of the book just for them to get to Bree.

This one is so full of epicness 😂

Funnily enough this was precisely Tolkien's response when people asked him why they didn't ride the eagles to Mordor.

"get that weak ass bird shit outta here"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone make a vídeo with the images of the film pls

You forgot to mention all the fucking poetry these fools rhyming at each other spit this shit out like you're just walking around for fun...

I love the idea of a person, especially a writer like Tolkien, just pulling out a guitar and riffing as you tell them to shut up and not tell them what to do.

“Hey stop that Timmy, you don’t hit other kids”
A tiny but real electric guitar appears in his hand as he turns around
“You can’t tell me what to do” hits a sick riff

I'd love an even longer version of this. :D

Verse 2- the Two Towers please?

I Have Not Seen Your Ring, But Have You Checked Your Ring (and by ring I mean butthole)?

what happened to the hobbit milk

When I do my walking exercises at home or walk at a park. This song creeps in now haha

I just read the fellowship for the first time and I doubted how much this song was accurate. I should not have doubted.

Tom please I need a full version of this song make it so 🙏

"STABBED BY A DEMENTAAHH!"

<ahem> one does not simply ‘walk’ into Mordor…

I M SO ODERUNK I LOVE THIS

I died at the you shall not fuck with me line

Have you done the review of the footage the army released