Bill Burr - Titanic Is A Horror Film

Men only make more because they tend to produce more and work more hours. The 2000 Census revealed that men work an hour longer than women each day, while women sleep an hour longer. There's your pay gap right there folks. Do with it what you will.

Watching this in 2024 & it’s actually scary with how well He hit the nail on the head when he brought up the reverse pimping

We're simply laughing at ourselves. Our struggle with existence is hidden hilarity. He only gets a courtesy chuckle for delivery...

Bill, your marriage is a horror film.

Yep, you get to be free in the lifeboats, I get the involuntary duty of going down with the ship.

Before he got cucked

I've always wondered if there were feminists on the Titanic DEMANDING equal treatment as men??? Hmmmmm

Jesus, I’m 29 and a guy and this is amazing.

He is the best!!!! He is sooooo right!!!!

Brunch - 18 dollars for eggs. Is the perfect example of a woman activity

The LEGEND BILL BURR!!

Bill you’re the man!! 😂

You're corrupt, obnoxious and ignorant

My marriage was strong for 10 years until my wife's daughter moved in.

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 bright in the sky star 💫

Is this Burr's son?

One of my favourites

Did he take Patrice ONiel’s style of comedy? Yes. Not entirely but I guess he figured Patrice wouldn’t be needing his jokes anymore

God Bill was funnier before he got MARRIED.

Lol that brunch thing almost put me on the floor. Literally every brunch menu I've ever seen had an asparagus omelet on it.

I SHOUULLLDAAA HUMMMPPEEDD THATT CHIIICCK IIINNN FIIIIRSSST CLLLLAAAASSSS! LOL

Yeah f*CK women and their "equality" bullshit get your boyfriend to grow your babies in his colon that's the same as a womb right? No more terrible ideas like a picnic for you a walk in the park omg what crazy b*tch would like that?

Dude what's he talking about, the whole premise of brunch is sleeping in and having breakfast around noon, it's awesome. If it's breakfast time and you're having brunch, IT'S NOT BRUNCH IT'S BREAKFAST.

Wage gap is (mostly) NOT from sexism.

All those women laughing on the outside but thinking, “Do all guys think like this?” YES, they do!

That set should be entered into the dictionary under 'slaying'.

Listening to his voice and jokes, and watching his body language, I'm reminded of the comedic puppet Randy Feltface.🤨

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Cant wait for Titanic 2, the search for goop.

“It’s a love story! You just wanna see the ship sink!”

Yo Bill I've seen a married guy who looks happy

DIFFERENCE between men and women, then and now. Now, women are corrupted by feminism.

U.S.A founded with Christian values, marriage alongside with it. Marriage is dead and for normies and fatties.

Brunch is awesome tho

Nothing but facts here 😂

Love getting on my fyp with current events lol

This is super relevant again right now. RIP. Homemade submarines aren't a good idea...

Who here after the TItan incident?

Still to this day I’ve not seen titanic
Never saw the point we know how it ends

How old was bill burr in this? Or what year was this performance?

I bet they didn't allow many men to identify as women on the titanic.

“I shoulda humped that chick in first classssss” funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂

What is misunderstood (and they even misunderstood it during the disaster) is it actually means women and children first, THEN the men. Everyone thinks it means ONLY women and children for some reason and men have to die!

Billy Zane didn't die. He got out.

its always the women and kids first while the guys get stomped on lol

this was one of the most funniest sets I've ever seen. This titanic is epic.