Random Thoughts (Part 2 Edition)

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The fountain of youth and the dog transformation are my favorite.

thank you jaiden, i will be sure to use these as icebreakers at the family dinner.

A three-pronged fork is called a threek

I can't draw your hair :(

is a spoon a trident?

Dog ≠ furry but then how does furry = cat work?

as a 5th grader,I think everybodys had that dream

Off ish 🫨😂

same i use to hate bruises bananas

Wait bananas are sweet? I guess I’ve never tasted one because I gag if I try to eat one and sometimes in school I fantasize about some kind of
inter-dimensional leak and being pulled out of school to fix it by Remus lupin Idk why Remus lupin in particular bc it could be any of the characters from hp but my imagination said nope it has to be Remus maybe because in some versions of my dr Remus is secretly my father and it’s school I’d rather do anything else

The high turtle ‼️⁉️❓❔‼️⁉️❗️❕⁉️‼️❔❓

Cobodle

Sorry green bananas lol

i like ur vids im 12

"We are brains driving a bone mech with flesh armor" -a random redditor.

Do u know the game undertale (or at least deltarune)?

nice detail in that list with why are bugs always pregnant it showed what came next watched this quite a bit of times this was my first time noticing it

Random thoughts

fishney world...gets me everytime

BRO HOW MANY BANANAS DO YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!!

a spoon is a zero prong fork

the fork is a four pointed spear.

So, about your proposed spectrum of fork to knife to sword, there is a bit of an "edged tool" spectrum, but the fork isn't on it, as a fork be definition has at least two prongs, but could theoretically have as many prongs as you can fit on it, which arguable makes a rake a long fork with many prongs.

As for the the knife-sword spectrum... that depends on where you are and what time period you're in. For example, now we'd recognize a Messer as a type of sword, but during the Medieval period, it was just a really big knife, and this is all due to guild politics. Under medieval German law, a sword was defines as a bladed weapon with a short handle for one or two hands where the handle is secured by the pommel (the odd little weight thing behind the handle), while a knife was defined as a bladed weapon or tool where the handle is secured to the blade with pins that run perpendicular to the edge. This was because the knifesmiths guilds wanted to compete with the swordsmiths guilds, so they had to make something that was functionally a sword, but legally not a sword, so they used the pinned-handle construction to make a really big knife.

I think most people these days use a knife->dagger->shortsword->arming sword->bastard sword->longsword->greatsword spectrum based entirely on blade length, often skipping Arming Sword because tabletop RPGs (Especially D&D and its various descendants) mistakenly call them longswords and then moving the bastard sword to the wrong place, and it's a whole mess for those of us like me who like both historical arms and armor and tabletop RPGs and video games. And nobody wants to fix it because we have close to 50 years of cultural momentum breeding misinformation.

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I did imagine I said hi to a friend and thought I already said hi so I didn't talk to him I only realized I actually didn't say hi after he went home

The water current is called gyres

Jaidennnn gurl i can literally relate too so much of like …..everything u say are u also a INFP ?

I LOVE LOVE LOVE STRONG WIND

fun fact actually in the european middle ages the high class people used too get knifes as utensils like stab them into food and cut etc so basically they existed before forks as “forks “ so i hope that answers the question

I think the “Why are bugs always pregnant?” question was about spiders. The big butt on spiders is said to hold eggs, but they always seem to have a butt full of eggs because of how constantly big it is.

Jaiden just solved racism with that banana thought(we don't talk about the green banana)

Jaiden found the guy that buys a ridiculous amount of something and then turns it into a math problem

my intrusive thought: why do so many people wear hoodies when 90% of people don’t wear the hood?

Honestly i thought she was gonna do the "fork, threek, twok, onk" meme

Hi.

poppycock

Fun Fact: Aphids (a type of small sap-sucking bugs) can give live birth to female nymphs (subadults) that are already pregnant with their own offspring.

This might explain why Jaiden wrote down "Why are bugs always pregnant".

The dude with the bananas is the guy from the math problems

Forks are like bass guitar. there are 4 string basses, one string basses and 34 string basses. It doesn't matter how many strings. only that it has a string...