What Created These Spirals?

👽 are so nasty 😂

I want to learn about those beaver burrows. I want to know the pros and cons of doing that, and what we know about their evolutionary pressures.

Just finding out a fact doesn’t make u different. Sounds like u invented beavers or spirals!

Clearly aliens stopped doing this because they figured out panties are much better for hiding beavers

If i ever win a lottery i will make an animated tv show and for anything historical aliens or some fantasy monster did it who shot Abraham? Big foot because why not who built the pyramids? Aliens? Pff dont be stupid it was unicorns using their magical horns

What a lot of people don't know is that there was another type of beaver that could sing sick tunes called a stratocaster

aliens: when you don't believe in god, but are still too lazy to use your brain

so under pyramid are two really huge beavers ?😂😂

Alien beavers!

Milo claims that these weren't where ancient aliens stored their beavers. But he offers no explanation of where the beavers were actually kept.

Any video with AI voiceover can instantly be considered fake and not worth wasting one's time on.

There is a joke here somewhere, paleo caster, guitar, beaver, fingering.

I'm pretty sure their trying to make a buck just like you.

As an alien you have to be creative to hide your beaver😂😂

I was thinking ants, I guess prehistoric beaver works too

Awww its adorable

It's so good you have a sense of humor.
I'm glad you resist the urge to pull your hair out.
Thanks for your 2¢. Worth way more.
Obfuscate is such a cool word.
I saw you with some colleagues discussing those alleged spirals under the pyramids.
Checking you out, having some fun. 💛

"mathematically precise"

Paleocasters are cooler than most aliens I have ever heard about.

I'm still confused. How come a burrow can fossilize? A burrow is mostly hollow space, void. But the fossils look like solid objects, as if an asshat has cast molten aluminum into a massive ant network.

Your telling me a beaver ancestor who dug spiral tunnels isn’t interesting enough?! Wtf man😂 people are so 2D. I think that’s so interesting, was it anatomy or pathology that made it do that? Did it have special adaptations? Was it good at drawing a perfect circle?! I have so many ponderings..

Lol imagine being this dumb

If you're not gonna make your pseudo science absolutely wild then shut your trap! You gotta beat Ancient Aliens and that dude's hair! Get rekt!

Beaver spirals.. you mean contraception?

Does it not occur to people that stuff would change over 20 million years? Not only would beavers evolve to some small degree, but their methods would too, and at a much higher rate.

They’re hiding their beavers!! 😠

The hornsent is a less crazy thing to say than aliens.

i saw an anime about this once

😂 as much as I love a good alien theory this video and the comments are peak.

I knew exactly what it was because I was there at Morril Hall in Lincoln Nebraska. If anyone visits Lincoln, go see it.

He meant which humans u barnacle

The only one to say aliens was you idiot! They said Ancient beaver and then you said it was indeed paleocaster!!! You confirmed they were right while trying to tell us they thought it was aliens!!! Are u drinking the 2025 coolaid??

modern beavers still do this around some campsites, and it has been a pain in my ass.

What can I say: Them aliens sure liked their beavers.

Internet are peak stupidity when = ai-narrated /edited crap about som "ancient mystey" paired with faked joe Rogan - clips

All these comments and nobody has mentioned ducks?

Even ancient beavers knew not to dig straight down, ahead of their time fr

I was totally expecting it to be am alien conspiracy that was just a coral fossil but a trace fossil from a cute lil rat is just as good

Well, that explains those spiral structures under the pyramid…graves for the pet giant beavers of the aliens who built the pyramids, it all makes sense now…

Those spirals were dug by Jewish socialists to tap into fiber optic government mind control networks hidden underneath the wetlands.

As a paleocastor, I cam confirm that our sole purpose was to be buried in spiral shapend burrows by aliens.

ALIEN BEAVERS!!!

At least they’re not ANTI SPIRALS 😮

I mean....maybe they did hide their beavers in these spirals. You don't know.

I’ll never get over the argument that these people always throw out. “Mathematically precise” and “can’t be replicated today” 😂 Yet it always looks like something that is not precise and you can give examples of similar things that we make today.

beer with dirt is very ductile and maleable... That's how our alien civilization make piramids long time ago...

They're the artifacts of the previously space-faring civilizations of spiral races that once dominated the universe. But once the anti-spiral races rebelled against them, the spiral races lost and were banished to obscure corners of the universe. The anti-spiral races feared that the evolution of the spiral races and the overuse of the spiral power residing in them could cause the spiral nemesis to occur.

They say mathematically precise when they’re actually quite improvable.

Reminds me of the diictodon burrows

aliens were fans of Gurren Lagann