The Ron Swanson Guide to Life | Parks and Recreation

There seems to have been a mistake. You've given me the food that my food eats.

Salad is traditionally the first course of the wedding.

Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?



Hands down, my favorite life advice from Ron. 😂

Can't go wrong in life living by these principles.

Most based role model

I still don't understand the wet socks part

...he is like my dad 😅

That "Naughty" pine! Nice work title maker... Someone has never used knotty pine huh?

I don’t know how I never watched this show when it was syndicated. I have to binge watch this show because Ron….😂😂😂😂❤❤

"I would work all night .. if it meant nothing got done" - Ron Swanson

Knotty not naughty

Ron might be the greatest character in a comedy show ever.

Ron kinda looks like boris yeltsin, xi jinping and stalin mixed together.

the tooth scene is still as funny as the first time i saw it. 😂 omfg

if everyone lived like Ron Swanson, the WORLD would be a better place

I prefer to marinate flank steak, but either way it's definitely true that a chunk of red meat will ward off a bad hangover

Ron Swanson is my favorite character in any sort of media. Nobody can ever change my mind.

... Wait... Strip clubs have good food¿!¿

I dont eat the food my food eats.

I freaking
love Ron swamson

It’s correct

It's gotta be "knotty red pine" not "naughty" right? haha

the irony of the guy who plays him being a sellout to America

Most people in this world are axxholes. True.

Ron says it's only okay to cry at funerals and the Grand Canyon, yet says he cried when he got hit by a bus when he was seven.

love the meatless bacon bit, especially when april tosses hers. thought ron was going to kiss her.

Unless the pine floors have misbehaved in some way that I missed they were not "naughty pine." The were KNOTTY PINE floors. Ron would disapprove.

"This is the food my food eats."

“Bernaise sauce….”

England is ok that’s high praise from Ron

Leslie's impression of Tammy was brilliant!

Are the scissors in your house broken, son!? 🗣️🗣️🗣️

"I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done"

Spoken like a true bureaucrat. Maybe he is working the perfect job.

He lost me at capitalism but 🫶🏽

Alfredo Extensions

Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

Ron Swanson is my MENTOR! - MY GOD!
(Except when Tammy shows up and turns him into a .... well..... you know! - HAHAHA! 🙂)

"I fear that you heard me say..... give me a lot of bacon & eggs!" - HAHAHAHA!!!! 🙂

Stephan Stream

The staring at the torch is the icing on the cake for me

If people who buy things are suckers, does that mean he made his acetylene torch by hand?
Also, if creativity is only for people with glasses who like to iie, then I wonder what he calls the process he uses when creating his woodworking projects?

as a collector of funny words, I love Ron.

I wish there was a list I could print off and frame

'knotty' pine.

I think it's knotty red pine

Strip joint with hot food? Yea,
Like any bar, Stewart sandwiches at best! so they tell me.

People who buy things are suckers.

Next part Ron goes to Home Depot and buys things

If Mulligan's steak house was really that good, why did Ron only go there once every 4 years?

Never watched the show... but Ron is such a relatable character.... i did not know that about myself.. so yeah thinking I'll give it a watch