The Ron Swanson Guide to Life | Parks and Recreation

I love Ron Swanson. We should all aspire to be more like him.
Not that libertarian stuff, but in general.

So this looks like The Office's copypaste and this is their less annoying more relatable Dwight. With the added irony of being a public office libertarian lol

How do use proper punctuation....

If cats are "pointless", THEN DOGS HAVE NEGATIVE POINTS!

Ron Swanson is a god.

"a steak, lagavulin whisky and 2 hours of love making, bed by half 8" I have never related to a TV character to much, that sounds perfect

dude casting rings from a silver lamp is next level

I thought “Fishing is not that hard” couldn’t be topped then right after “there is nothing that can’t be solved with breakfast food”, love it.

Big hunk of wiener meat! 😅 could you imagine if that’s how she actually flirted in real life. Very seductive.

idk,... pound of bacon and navy been.....
some season too

“I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done”

Amen Father Swanson, amen

That pine is "knotty", not "naughty" (presumably).

Knotty. Knotty red pine.

"naughty" red pine...lol

Ron is my spirit animal

I eat 2-3 steaks a week......my photobook would get out of hand quite quickly.....

Brilliant
This man needs to mentor the world!

Anyone who believes that "there has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food" has never had to bury their dog.

Knotty Red Pine.

Gotta' love the guy. The line to the Lowes guy...

I love Ron, but can we just take a moment to appreciate how spot on Amy Poehler’s impression of Megan Mullally is 😂

The more I grow up, the more I find myself agreeing with the Swanson Principles (maybe not the application of it)

"Lets get gross" Kills me every mf time bruh 😂😂😂💀

I know more than you.

"i'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."
words to live by

"naughty red pine" it's knotty, the wood has knots in it...

I wish Ron Swanson was my teacher, guardian, or guidance counselor 😭

Rule 16.... I bet Ron would ever condone an anus injection of alcohol as it would e defined in other rules he has.
Do not inject alcohol into your anus.
It is not considered appropriate consumation.

"Makes England Ok" High prais indeed from the man, the myth, the legend.

"People who buy things are suckers"
This is my mantra at the store

I love the way he stomps through lowes and simply and flatly states "I know more than you"

We love Ron.

Ron is the man I want to be because he's HIM

Ron is the man I want to be because he's HIM

Some of his advice is profound.

I agree with 💯 of that.

I love how some of these are actually great advice.

"Don't confuse drama with happiness". So true and I've had the misfortune of associating with people that think like this

"Stay out of people's business" words to live by

"Luck is a concept for the weak" Don't count on it, ever

"No home is complete without a proper toolbox" totally true and I honestly can't imagine how frustrating it would be to not have tools lying around in case something breaks

"I have one bowl."

Capitalism is the only way

The melting point of cast iron is around 2000 degrees fahrenheit, steel is about 2500. If those sconces were not aluminum, which is unlikely, we have a problem here. Just saying. Love the show

I'm literally Ron Swanson. Let me repeat that...literally. 👌

Dwight Schrute could educate Ron about the usefulness of cats on a farm.

It's always fun to see Tom faint. 🤣 Gets me every time.

How to live correctly? Follow the heart.

“There are three acceptable haircuts.”

Has none of them😂

Are the scissors in your home broken son we ron to run after trump