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i am the one that has 200 divisions but loses against 6 dudes with sticks and rocks while my 200 divisions are like out of modern tanks max rocket artillery max anti tank max anti air and every special unit type

le bulshajt

USSR trying not to collapse when I turn off historical (impossible)

Everyone talking about conquering the world as Tannu Tuva but who has tried doing it with Algeria?

I love this game and i hate it at the same time.

I had historical ai on and i made a Kaiser Germany and the uk started decolonization and France went fascist

me always using force labor to get more resources

my poland games in a nutshell
germany declares war on me
i already annexed the baltics and puppeted/annexed the balkans
berlin ceases to exist

Since Grishna was hired by PMC Wagner and is now streaming from there St. Petersburg HQ, we can finally say, one of us made it

Mass assault fans: “I know” got me 🤣🤣.

I'm the mass assault doomer fr

france is always communist and germany always civil wars for me, i cheat in cores so they eventually fight for something and even get rewarded for winning

I have over 2000 hours in this game
i play since 2016
I only play switzerland in kaiserreich
I never use battleplans
and always mass assault - right
i think i'm somewhat of a meme myself

ARE we not gonna talk about the time poland Turned fascist and joined AXIS

I'm the type of player who uses cheats since I'm a creative person and only got it for the mods and the map and I have 80+ hrs on the game with 0 achievements. I'm the third type of player

The polish goal should've been "survive" instead of "exist"

I only say 10 million losses in 2 years as fasisct Lithuania against the Mittelmächte

Strategy and tactics is for when my massive waves of tanks are destroyed

MOBILE WARFARE OG KID, MAD MEME THAT ONE XD

As a mobile warfare zoomer I can confirm we have no idea what logistics are, but u don't need them if there no army to stop your March after the first offensive

Wait, do you produce any weapon beside infrantry and arty on single player? I stopped doing so when I started finally winning without planes and tanks. I just find them unnecessary for the first years, I only produce planes with UK, Germany and France

Mass Assault fans "i know" got me laughing so hard

More of this please

Literally my 2nd ever HoI4 game and the took down Russia UK and USA with the bermontian Poland tree

Being toxic in other games: Skill issue
Being toxic in hoi4: supply issue

I suck so much at this game that I don't even care about getting stronger.

I just use cheats and mods and enjoy myself.

I only use infantry for some reason and it works

why is it hard to conquer the world as poland when with historical focus off it conquers everything and generates 1000% world tension

...damn, I'm the Battleplan boomer.

Dude predicted my whole Italy campaign against Yugoslavia

My troops dancing in Berlin when I play monarchist Russia . Me losing 200 division in half year when playing ussr

Had a fucking heart attack when I saw the one I made unexpectedly

No one:

Paradox gamers: It's not genocide it's cultural transitioning.

I was playing today as the reinstated kaiserreich against France on civilian.

Needless to say I suck at hoi4. But damnit, I know how to form the Caribbean Union State (plus Honduras)