Teaching Is Way Harder Than It Looks - Dry Bar Comedy

I worked at the University of Utah and I swear, there are kids there that I swear write “college”… “collage”.

I am a (substitute) kindergarten teacher and that thing about domesticating wild animals is so true! I secretly call my kids 'my little Neanderthals' sometimes. Some really aren't but there are always some who really can't do anything. not even sitting on a chair for 5 minutes. They often end up going to special education, but I have to deal with them for two years first. Humor helps.

I taught engineering at senior high school level and sometimes could bring up a news item with an engineering bent. Talking about astronauts to Mars might be a one-way colonising event... A student commented, "You'd have to pay them a lot..." The rest of the class turned and looked, some said "Where would you spend your pay?"

Until you taught Archangel and Holiness, you haven't learned self-control. 😂😂😂😂 "What's your name?"
" Archangel"
"What? Your parents called you that?"

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Lol ya it is a hard profession

“Defiantly going to collage” get me so hard 😂😂

I retired early and it took several years for it to be funny.

For the second guy, there's this one lady whose laugh is louder than everyone else's, and it's really contagious!

'I asked her if she was stupid'... Hahaha...

He literally Malfunctioned at "unnecessary" (I actually needed autocorrect that time as well)

I'm defiantly going to collage 🤣

I love the one about the meds… it’s so true

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zzzzz

Orlando Baxter is hilarious

I know someone who's last name was Gagnon, but never heard it as a first name. Funny how this teacher is talking about challenging kid names...he had no idea what was coming with pronouns. 🙄

The first one was ok, yet it was the best of the lot - the second was the worst, cos he started out talking about kg, then 6yr olds, then 8yr olds. I'm from India, no genius, but I went to kg at 5, and so did my daughter in the US at 5!? I taught school and substituted too - and without being a stand up comedian, I could tell jokes students that were funnier & TRUE!?

Im a Caprentry teacher at a high school. The age group that I teach is 12th grade and it still amazes me at how many students cant read a ruler.

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The worst school picture I’ve taken was in 7th grade. It wasn’t until that afternoon that I realized my blouse was on backwards.

I taught history at community college, loved most of my students, and encouraged questions. Every once in a while, one of them would ask me a truly stupid question. My response, "please google that, and let us all know." Of course they never did. It was always a student who rarely attended class, never did the readings, etc.

Holy crap this is so funny! I’m an elementary teacher but I’ve been an Education Assistant in special needs classrooms too. Dude, I have stories—and I knew the answer to “and I did what all teachers do when they don’t have a good answer” was “well, why don’t YOU tell ME why it isn’t a good idea!” 😂

Best moment as a supply EA: sometimes there is PPE that needs to be worn, like maybe arm guards or a vest with some protective padding. This one class—5 preteen boys with ASD—I go to supply and they ask if I would like to wear the padded vest. I don’t “have to” but some of the boys might “tweak my nipples”! I’m like: “VEST, PLEASE!”

Most of my students were feral!

😂😂😂❤.. teachers today have it worse then ever. 😢

Schools nowadays are nothing else but chaos because school boards caved in to cell phones drug. "Students" with cell phones in class are NOT students.

No longer teaching.

My mother in law is a teacher. She had 2 kids with these names, I WISH I was making this up:
Lemonjello and Orangello. "Leh-mon-jallo" and "O-rahnj-allo".
I didn't believe her until she showed me proof.

I know a kid named TRAEH (Tray spelled as heart backwards).

He's not on his medication today. That now means he's probably going to shoot you

The most unbelievable question a student has asked me is if she could draw a picture in English or Spanish😂🤔it still keeps me wondering 😅

Anything Left To Teach Those Battling These Gauche Conversations ?

🎉Kids are still the best humor on the planet!

its not people just pretend
they’re not learning
and if isn’t they shall be
in special education

Future teacher (senior in college) and I haven’t laughed this hard in AGES

I went to school in about 1st grade whose name was Antoinette and she was at my house and my mother noticed her write her name Antionette (if you don't see the difference the proper French spelling is oi and she was spelling it io and my mom speaks French and is also just a stickler for spelling and things). So she just thought hey she's little it's a long name she's still learning, so my mom nicely pointed it out and the girl had to explain that she knew that the correct way was oi, but her mom had misspelled it on her birth certificate and so they just use the incorrect spelling!!!

I was a former HVACR Contractor, and then went into teaching as a Professor on that subject matter at the Community College level. I resigned this past Sept 2022. The biggest discovery I made about the teaching profession is this; "some of the dumbest people on earth work in education". It is a shameful joke. Looks like its time to become a comedian :)

Kids even finish your sentences for you mid lecture 🤣 🤣🤣

I think I know my next career. I need to be a comedian but then how can I just talk about teachers and students? I have so many stories.

I was like cat boy at one point. Turns out it was a trauma response from abusive parents! God bless teachers. When my mom got the calls she was just like "and what does that hurt?"

Change the kids? In Kindergarten I had an accident; I had to change my own clothes AND wipe the chair I peed on by myself.

I’m currently learning French and I work in a hospital that has a Gagnon Institute. When I learned the correct pronunciation, I thought it was hilarious that people called it “Gag-non” when I’d been doing that for like five years 😂 it’s amazing what you learn when learning a new language!

IT'S THE PARENTS' RESPONSIBILITY TO PUT DOWN NEWSPAPERS TO HOUSEBREAK THEIR WILD CHILD !!!

Honestly this is why I would never be a good teacher... because I'd laugh out loud at some of this nonsense 🤣

Collage🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I got one of them EGDs😂😂😂

I teach the kids that belong in an in-house suspension. A whole building full of them. Every day is an adventure.

I’m a Teacher on Guam and I swear I always look forward to my students roster at the beginning of the year. I had names like Myfirstson; ThankGod; Tostitos; Abcede; shithead - pronounced Shudtheed…😂😂

Yo! What's up butt nugget!? Lmfao 😂😂😜 that almost made me choke on my candy

Domesticating wild animals LMFAO 😂 yep that's very true