Alligator swims toward woman, tries to bite paddleboard at Central Florida park

even alligators cant escape karens in the wild

"Why are you trying to bite me?"
Does she not know these creatures eat flesh?

Really and your paddle boarding in Florida..

"Why are YOU messing with me....". LOL. Can't make that up. Honey...YOU are messing with him...in HIS home and HIS element. This woman needs an additional class in Biology. Gators live in the water....humans live on land.

"He came after me and tried to bite my board". Uhh lady..am I mistaken, or isn't the footage from YOUR camera!? We all saw the TRUTH! He tried to swim by you, never attempted to bite anything (although now we all wish he would have) and your impatient ass attacked him! Gotta love people like this. The world revolves them.

She messed with the gator

"why are you trying to bite me" she says. "Because I'm an alligator lady... That's what I do, you're in MY house" 😂

She sounds like she’s about to demand to speak to the manager to complain about the gator.

“Because you’re trespassing lady!”

… because you're in his lounge!

Keep pushing your luck. It will eventually be worth it.

"Why are you messing with me?" One of the most idiotic questions I've heard from someone in an alligator's environment who just shoved it with a paddle. Pretty sure most of us could answer your question.

He's trolling 😂

Karen you gotta chill

I would never paddleboard there in the first time.

Human dindins 😂

Lady,you re so stup....but you re luck!😮

somebody has been feeding that gator

Keep thinking it’s a game

I would not be that close

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Its called habitat, in your in his Karen, someone needs to feed him yea its you intruder shheessh entitlement issues 😂😅

Seems he could have quickly and easily flipped that board. That woman was oblivious to the massive power of that creature. The gator is like, okay, she's dumb AF and I prefer higher quality meat. Buh-bye.

How is she so calm?

He smells pork

LISTEN HUMAN YOU ARE IN THE ALLIGATORS TERRITORY.

YOU ARE HARASSING THE ALLIGATOR !

STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT !

This is how dumb women can be! She believes if she’s communicating with the alligator, the gator will understand her feelings!

You are his lunch. I am surprised he didn't eat you.

Very beautiful nature 😊

Lady no trespassing,your on there territory

Remember you're in their home, not vice versa....

These stupid people don't realize that this gator is in his territory, and she should respect and go away and try to save her life

Natural selection on display in everyday life.

Clickbait….

What a chill gator and dumb lady

Here is a great question - WTF is she doing paddle boarding in a swamp with alligators? Seriously?!?!

Arcanum 21: Transmutation
The Twenty-first Arcanum can be represented with the inverted pentagonal star which represents black magic. The Twenty-first Arcanum is calamity, insensateness, the Fool of the Tarot. Whosoever works in realization of the Self is liable to do foolishness. One has to work with the three factors of the revolution of the consciousness.

1. To be born

2. To die

3. To sacrifice for others.

Transmutation indicates that one has to transmute. The brain must control sex. When the brain loses control over sex, when sex attains dominion over the brain, then the star of five points, the human being, descends head-first into the abyss. This is the inverted pentagram, symbol of black magic.

The danger in this arcanum is indicated precisely by the crocodile.

Hebrew Letter: Shin ש

Timetable: Twelfth Hour of Apollonius: “The towers of fire disturb (this is the triumphant entrance of the master into the limitless bliss of Nirvana, or better, the master’s renunciation of the bliss of Nirvana for the love of humanity, where then he is converted into a Bodhisattva of compassion).”

Transcendental Axiom: “My soul does not enter into His secret, neither my ship into His port.”

Forecasting Element: It predicts exclusion from something that is enjoyed, frustration when trying to achieve what is wanted. Ruin in relation to that which we boast of. It is danger of isolation, perfidious gifts, deceitful promises, disillusions; the end of some things and the beginning of others.

Maybe it has a nest nearby? Maybe you should respect nature and just cede the area to it/nature and quit being stupid, no? Stupid people get attacked, then the magnificent creature pays with its life.

That lady is a Karen

That lady is being mean to that cute swamp puppy. It should bite her

The man with the voice of reason in the background:

"Maam I would suggest backing up considering you just made him pretty mad" 😂

I am getting annoyed just hearing this woman.

Get your ass out of there...

she sounds like a trump voter

Has to be a liberal

HIS NEXT MEAL IF SHE DONT LEAVE WHO ORDERED PIZZA HE SAYS.

The gator speaks english

She was more interested in getting him on her camera than her safety. Then she says someone feeding them makes them dangerous....geeze, she is part of the problem.

Am I the only one that isn’t stupid enough to kayak in Gator Fested Waters?

Ughh, you’re in his home lady. You get away.

Must be stupid to paddle or swim in Florida waters. Alligators eat people.

Who else was cheering for the gator?