Sasha Alexander Teaches Conan Serbian Swear Words - CONAN on TBS

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I am a Serbian, but I've never heard the curse about the balls and fungus.

I'd love her to talk dirty to me!

Pa ne može da opsuje muža najčešćom psovkom koju koristi ceo region, da ga njom "vrati mami", kad je njegova mama Sofija Loren. Onda moze i da izmisli ovu sa gljivicama 😂

There is no such curse like "fungus on balls" in serbian. Literally never heard of that for 35 years in Serbia or any of surrounding countries, where they speak similar - almost the same languages.

I’m harf Serbian

Yebente cuditz

To all Serbian propagandists.

Croatia existed before Serbia was on a map in the 8th century. You can look up the old maps from Western countries. In the Middle Ages, Croatian people had their own alphabet called glagoljica. Croatian people and kings are mentioned in old Byzantium scriptures. The pope in Rome recognized the first Croatian king in 925. King Tomislav (Tamisclao, regi Crouatorum) and Hungary made an agreement to form a personal union in 1102. Croatia, NOT Serbia. This agreement is held in a museum in Hungary. There are archeological findings of old Croat churches, graves all over Croatia, and abroad in the old Croatian borders like Bosnia. Croatia is mentioned in many old scriptures in Byzantium, Rome, Hungary, France, Venetian Kingdom... Evidence of the existence of old Croatian Kingdom is abounding. Later, in Austro-Hungary, Croatia had a special status with its own borders, parlament called Sabor, viceroy even an army. Serbian propaganda is toxic. They are denying the existence of neighboring nations. That was one of the causes of the Yugoslav wars. And claiming lands that were never Serbian. Something like that Russia is doing to Ukraine now. Serbian nationalism is toxic to its people and to the nations of Balkan.

About the language. Vuk Karadžić a Serbian linguist copied several older Croatian dictionaries and published it as a new Serbian dictionary in the 19th century. He admitted this himself, and it's written as proof by himself.

If you ask a Croatian to read a 500 year old letter written in old Croatian, he would know to read it. But if you show a 200 year old Serbian letter to a Serbian, he wouldn't know how to read it. It's obvious who stole whose language. Everything else is a 150 year old Serbian propaganda that is passing from one generation to another. Everything i said here is provable with numerous examples. Not like the Serbian source, " Trust me, bro, i know it from another guy who heard it from another guy."

that sounds so funny from her because she doesn't even pronounce it properly. So how can she speak Serbian every day at home? I've never heard such a swear word as a Serb who swears a lot herself. If you do swear, you're allowed to don't sound so harmless, or maybe she just didn't want to say it that bad on TV out of respect. I'd rather say: dabogda ti se jaja usmrdela i otpala ! which means: May god make your balls rot and they fall off! that is rather Serbian

Increase it

Shh

Mom

shes not necessarily wrong but i have never heard anyone ever say these "swears" even in rural parts of serbia nor urban nor here in toronto tbf you hear serbian once a decade here but still

She doesn't speak Serbian.

More phrases than words but that’s fun

Thats so not true

Tipical American answer I dont know

In Serbia, everyone knows English as their mother tongue, isn't that strange, I understand everything too, aren't Americans actually our brothers?

Her voice is so soothing

Serbian-Jew double bluff lol

Од свега што има да се прича о нама она нашла ово да прича хахах

I apologize in her name for all of us Serbs. She don't know what she's saying

I grew up speaking and never heard that in my life

Her mother-in-law is actress Sophia Loren.

so cute :) Serbian language

aw well at least she tried

Serbian swearing is the worst in the World. They swear on anything even on God and cross. OMG I don’t like explaining any more because you will wormed hahaha.Every second word is something like jebem ti ………. Forget it hahaha

Lmaoooo who tf says fungus on balls

Damn, nit nice for a girl to say that lol Serb

That's so funny because I am half swiss and half french, and when I have learned english the most difficult letter to say for me was "th". But the "r" was very hard too at first. Lucky am I to start learning it when I was 10 years old thanks to my sisters.
If french wasn't my language I would never learn it xD Cause it is sooo complicated for people to learn it, even we, french people, have some troubles also we speak it. XD XD XD XD

Im from Serbian

First time hearing anyone says that lol

I am learning Serbian and this helps me a lot, thanks Sasha, greetings from Ecuador

I'm Bosnian we speak all same language different dialects how ever, Da Bog da dobio glivice na jajima I never ever heard !

i like how we all love each other here in the comment section (balkans) wich is rly beatyful to see :D

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So she's a serb, yikes.

Ova zajebala i Daru iz Zikine dinastije

Here is a rule to Serbian curse words: You put "Da Bog da" or "Jebem ti" and just be creative with the rest

Since she's not Serbian, let me step in:

In Serbia, we have this traditional dance called "Kolo", in which, people hold their hands and move laterally, forming a circle. Now, the "electric current" also contains a word "kolo" in it, "Strujno kolo" in Serbian (Strujno = Electric, Current = Kolo).

The curse word is: "Da Bog da ti deca igrala strujno kolo", which roughly translates to: "May God make your children dance the electric current". Meaning, you'd wish for someone's kids to die by electrocution. Together. Holding hands. Dancing.

Keep in mind that this is one of those things that you can't fully grasp and understand if you're not Slavic. I can confirm that we express a lot of emotion, even through our language (part of the reason why we always fight with our neighboring brothers and sisters). So view these "curses" as an insult freestyle that bursts out from your Slavic genes in the spur of the moment.

Fun fact: I've never heard someone say this to someone, other than to a football referee.

As a Serb i am glad my country is mentioned but lol that is just normal convo for us i dunno if Sasha should be a representative of Serbian curse words

Who is she?

yea Serbs r racists

She’s so gorgeous and has a nice lovely voice

I’m serbian and this is just cringe

I’m Macedonian and I love teaching everyone how to curse. Every single non-Jugo friend here now is enunciating perfectly when they’re yelling. Mnogu mnogu smešno nešto! Hahahaaa😂😂🤪

She is actually very good at Serbian. You can't expect from person who was educated at English school to excell at langueg speak randomly at home.
And yes, I can imagine that the curse she has said has been used in some parts in Serbia in some families. It totally makes sense.
Dont forget that they are expats and they use a old fashion slang. Well done, Sasha!!! You are one real lady who is nit ashamed to tolk about Serbian roots. In the western world it is not cool to be Slavic let alone Serbian!!!!

Serbian language is beautiful in a way that insults can be whatever you want. There are some default insults but if you really want to get your message across you just start freestyling insults until you kill them from inside and out.