Why The World Should Fear Dolphins not Sharks

So all the stories I’ve ever heard till now were of Dolphins rescuing people and chasing away sharks and such from people . Were they actually chasing sharks away so they could prey upon the person and were these rescue attempts perceived as such but actually predatory behavior? I could see how Dolphins could actually accidentally injure while being playful though like the guy getting knocked off the surfboard

I wish I hadn't seen a dolphin using a fish as a fleshlight but yeah they do that

The snake is adorible

That was good, your timing and the punch line were great... the dolphin didn't apply... "but he got a Jobbb"!!!!!!!!

Wait! You are friends with Lindsay nikole? Cool!

The dolphin game quitting himself is MASSIVELY misinterpreted. That dolphin had a really good life - he had whole house that had been filled with water, other female dolphins, and a female human associate. After the project ended because the researcher ran out of funding (her undistracting the dolphin was not the point of the experiment) the dolphin was moved out of his nice spacious house with other dolphins and human and put into a very small tank with no enrichment. He then became depressed and gave up. This was mischaracterized into him having a broken heart because it gave better headlines, but it's very obvious the real problem is that he shifted from a good life into living in essentially a prison cell.

That octopus sliding through the confinement looks so Lovecraftian and alien.

They are the sea version of Homelander. We root for them not knowing their ways

didnt even mention the fact that dolphins kill baby manatees and separate them from their moms for fun.

Yeah swim w the dolphins has an issue w the dolphins trying to violate the paying customers. Its bad enough that "king of the hill" did an entire episode on it!

i can barely understand with all the innuendos

I love dolphins 😚

Let's be honest i know this things are like gay for humans but f*** this are Satan's work right here I mean in his other video he mentioned about dolphins getting a bj!?

Bruh, how do you come up with this commentary???????

so this is why the miami dolphins won't win shit 😢

As someone who really likes Zebras for no real reason, it's really nice to see someone else knows their Zebra facts. I always tell everyone that if you look at a Zebra wrong you are gonna get kicked and they don't believe me lol

Sharks are like smokers with munchies, dolphins are like mental patients escaped from Arkham

If they ever get hands we might be focked.

“Moral of the video … there is no safe way to explain my search history” 😂😂😂

CALL ME CRAZY BUT I feel like animals are ALIENS more specifically sea creatures

Oh damn it, now you've raised the point, I WISH I could still remember what it was, the colour skin I saw, from when I shaved a zebra...
It's slipped my mind, I wasn't paying attention, doing something so mundane.

humans are much worse mate.

I honestly didn't know that about zebra. Cool fun fact!

Your videos are interesting and very informative, thanks for sharing and keep up the good work.

Nothing to fear about dolphins. There has only been one case of a person dying by a dolphin. In around 60+ years, there have occured around 2785 unprovoked shark attacks of which 439 fatal. But it's not the sharks. People are so fucking ignorant when it comes to wild animals. They don't learn about an animals' instinct and thus die or injure themselves because of it. I've seen people trying to train an alligator and then are surprised when the animal attacks them. With the world shifting to not seeing a shark as a ''threat'' anymore, I guarantee you there will be serious problems.

There are currently more than 40 species of dolphin. The only dolphin I think you could ''fear'' is the bottlenose dolphin. They typically are just a lot more agressive towards eachother. Common dolphins for example are shy and hate human interaction when they're in the water.
I still prefer to be in the water with dolphins (in the wild!!!) rather than sharks. Just don't keep them in an isolated bath tub where they're forced to live with other dolphins they don't like.

Why this was in my recommended, I have no idea. Why I enjoyed this video is even more confusing…..🫤

If satan had a pet it would be a dolphin

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While this fella had some moderately amusing quips and analogies the video is repulsingly corny and the acting is dreadful, just dreadful.

Dolphins are intelligent enough to feel true, deep-seated malice.

:10. Dude!!! Fish light!!! I got that a minute in. Lol.

What was that video that lindsaynikole thought casual geographic was referencing at first?

Amazing how humans managed to survive amidst a world of dangerously wild animals

I love that you guys are friends.

I Ate Dophins in Japan. Amazing. Everytime i go there I look for this meat.

They are basically humans without the ability to fight against their instincts.

Thank you for giving me more reasons to fear the ocean more than I already do

I’m not afraid of dolphins, but SNAKE WARNING y’all!!

That eel didn't escape. He unsubscribed to life shortly after getting free of that morass. 😊❤

Not water weinsteins 😂😂😂

Sharks kill as they have to yet are deemed scary and demonic due to their nature. Dolphins do not have a single reason to kill these animals. yet people love them

I- looked at my door 😭

I dont like how dolphins being cruel and disgusting is associated with them being "smart". Alot of other animals are smart and they arent this horrible.

There seems to be a frightening number of women sporting cutesy tattoos of natures registered sex offenders

Yeeeah a fair amount of this info I could’ve just done without ever even knowing. Ignorance can be bliss.

If zebra's are Black with White stripes, how does that work with the Pseudomelanism?

Cant take any advice from a black person about water they are petrified of water or anything that moves in nature 😂